Also -
As of today, May 12, 2010
Bonerjoe, I owe you one bottle of booze that is (In total) valued at $30 USD or less. I shall make good on this at Porcfest.
Conversation:
KNOCK KNOCK RING RING KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK RING RING FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER COUPLE OF MINUTES OF HER SITTING IN HER CAR.
*Door Opens, A Wild John Appears in underpants and a dirty shirt. I made sure to make the armpits and nipple areas, along with my face, wet.*
John: Hi. Two.
Rhonda The Census Mama Jama: I'm sorry?
John: Didn't want to leave you hanging. You've been here for a while, and parked in my driveway now for almost five minutes. Two.
Rhonda The Census Mama Jama: Okay, so I'd like to ask you a few questions...
John: Two. Nothing personal but I'm not gonna tell you anything else. I hope you understand.
Rhonda The Census Mama Jama: Naw naw, that aight. I'm just getting paid you know.
John: Do you get paid when I say "Two"?
Rhonda The Census Mama Jama: Um, yeah.
John: Great. Two.
Rhonda The Census Mama Jama: Well, did you live in this house on April 1st?
John: Maybe.
*Rhonda The Census Mama Jama is starting to look pissed. Rhonda The Census Mama Jama then gets a smug ass look on her face*
Rhonda The Census Mama Jama: Well, I'm going to check off that you're Caucasian and speak English, if you don't mind, har har.
John: ...
Rhonda The Census Mama Jama: Can we agree that you are Caucasian?
John: Uh... I guess. Sorta.
Rhonda The Census Mama Jama: Look YOU A WHITE BOY OR NOT? You're not Hispanic, are you?
John: ...
Rhonda The Census Mama Jama: I'm putting Caucasian. And you speak English so I'm putting that you speak English.
John: Ciņ che era quella, cagna? (Basically "I don't understand, bitch?" or "What did you say, bitch?", in Italian)
Rhonda The Census Mama Jama: Cute. I'm puttin' English.
John: Due persone che vivono qui, figa. (A recap and an insult)
Rhonda The Census Mama Jama: Thanks, you have a good day. I'm just trying to get paid, baby.
*Rhonda The Census Mama Jama stalks off*
John: Morire in un incendio puttana! (Waves and smiles)
I know just enough Italian to get myself into trouble with Italian speaking people.