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Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf glues penis to vaccum cleaner
« on: August 30, 2009, 09:58:36 PM »
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A dwarf performing at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival was rushed to hospital after he glued his penis to a vacuum cleaner.

Daniel Blackner - who performs in the Circus of Horrors as Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf - said the incident happened as he prepared for a show.

As part of the spectacle, the dwarf pulls a Henry vacuum cleaner across the show attached to his penis.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-476560/Dwarf-rushed-hospital-gluing-penis-hoover.html#ixzz0PioEMWSH
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Re: Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf glues penis to vaccum cleaner
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2009, 10:04:34 PM »
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Re: Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf glues penis to vaccum cleaner
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2009, 11:17:33 PM »
And they say live theater is a dying art form.
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Re: Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf glues penis to vaccum cleaner
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2009, 02:33:19 AM »
Allah will smite the vacuum cleaner fornicators!
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