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CaL DaVe

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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #30 on: February 26, 2009, 03:15:50 AM »

Pretty sure my boyfriend would *not* like that. Not the taking pictures part, naturally, but the me posting them on the BBS part.

I don't know who your boyfiend is, but you don't have to post them on the BBS. You could just PM them to me and I will report back.  :)
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #31 on: February 26, 2009, 10:32:10 AM »

I'm a goddamned knockout in a corset, fishnets, heels, and a men's shirt.

I think perhaps I will try this look.   :lol:
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #32 on: February 26, 2009, 02:01:47 PM »

I Can turn the greyest sky blue.

I can make it rain, whenever I want it to.

I can build a castle from a single grain of sand.

I can make a ship sail on dry land

I can fly like a bird in the sky.

I can buy anything that money can buy.

I can turn a river into a raging fire.

I can live forever if I so desired.

I can turn back the hands of time, you better believe I can.

I can make the seasons change, just by waving my hand.

I can change anything from old to new.

The things I want to do the most, I'm unable to do.

cause I. . . . can't get next to you
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #33 on: February 26, 2009, 04:41:43 PM »

I'm a goddamned knockout in a corset, fishnets, heels, and a men's shirt.

I think perhaps I will try this look.   :lol:

I just might also.

I'm comfortable enough in my masculinity to consider wearing a corset, fishnets and heels.
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #34 on: February 26, 2009, 04:48:56 PM »

I'm comfortable enough in my masculinity to consider wearing a corset, fishnets and heels.

You will be snapping a photo for the male shrine, yes?
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #35 on: February 26, 2009, 05:07:00 PM »

I'm comfortable enough in my masculinity to consider wearing a corset, fishnets and heels.

You will be snapping a photo for the male shrine, yes?

Most definitely this. 
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #36 on: February 26, 2009, 05:28:03 PM »

I was given eighteen rune of powah.

    The first charm I know is unknown to rulers
    Or any of human kind;
    Help it is named,
    for help it can give
    In hours of sorrow and anguish.

 

    I know a second that the sons of men
    Must learn who wish to be leeches.

 

    I know a third: in the thick of battle,
    If my need be great enough,
    It will blunt the edges of enemy swords,
    Their weapons will make no wounds.

 

    I know a fourth:
    it will free me quickly
    If foes should bind me fast
    With strong chains, a chant that makes
    Fetters spring from the feet,
    Bonds burst from the hands.

 

    I know a fifth: no flying arrow,
    Aimed to bring harm to men,
    Flies too fast for my fingers to catch it
    And hold it in mid-air.

 

    I know a sixth:
    It will save me if a man
    Cut runes on a sapling' s roots
    With intent to harm; it turns the spell;
    The hater is harmed, not me.

 

    If I see the hall
    Ablaze around my bench mates,
    Though hot the flames,
    They shall feel nothing,
    If I choose to chant the spell. [seventh]

     

    I know an eighth:
    That all are glad of,
    Most useful to men:
    If hate fester in the heart of a warrior,
    It will soon calm and cure him.

     

    I know a ninth:
    When need I have
    To shelter my ship on the flood,
    The wind it calms, the waves it smoothes
    And puts the sea to sleep

 

    I know a tenth:
    If troublesome ghosts
    Ride the rafters aloft,
    I can work it so they wander astray,
    Unable to find their forms,
    Unable to find their homes.

 

    I know an eleventh:
    When I lead to battle old comrades in-arms,
    I have only to chant it behind my shield,
    And unwounded they go to war,
    Unwounded they come from war,
    Unscathed wherever they are

 

    I know a twelfth:
    If a tree bear
    A man hanged in a halter,
    I can carve and stain strong runes
    That will cause the corpse to speak,
    Reply to whatever I ask.

 

    I know a thirteenth
    If I throw a cup of water over a warrior,
    He shall not fall in the fiercest battle,
    Nor sink beneath the sword,

 

    I know a fourteenth, that few know:
    If I tell a troop of warriors
    About the high ones, Elves and Gods,
    I can name them one by one.
    (Few can the nitwit name.)

    I know a fifteenth,
    That first Thjodrerir
    Sang before Delling's doors,
    Giving power to Gods, prowess to Elves,
    Fore-sight to Hroptatyr Odhinn,

 

    I know a sixteenth:
    If I see a girl
    With whom it would please me to play,
    I can turn her thoughts, can touch the heart
    Of any white armed woman.

 

    I know a seventeenth:
    If I sing it,
    The young girl will be slow to forsake me.

    I know an eighteenth that I never tell
    To maiden or wife of man,
    A secret I hide from all
    Except the love who lies in my arms,
    Or else my own sister.
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #37 on: February 26, 2009, 07:48:31 PM »

I'm a goddamned knockout in a corset, fishnets, heels, and a men's shirt.

I think perhaps I will try this look.   :lol:

Isnt that the hooker uniform?
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #38 on: February 26, 2009, 08:24:16 PM »

I'm a brainiac.  I can't cook worth a damn though.

Except I make bitchin sub sandwiches, but those only count as "cooking" because I toast them.


The sub sandwich thing is awesome though.  I've not yet been able to master the sandwich.  I still go to delis for mine if I really want a good sandwich.  I iz jealous.   :D

What a nice thing to say!  Dankesehr.


my thumb is double jointed and I get people to think they broke my finger sometimes. . . they freak out.

Almost exactly this -- I pretend mine is "dislocated", not broken.  It panics the fuck out of people.  Fun fun fun fun fun fun...
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #39 on: February 26, 2009, 09:15:21 PM »

I'm a goddamned knockout in a corset, fishnets, heels, and a men's shirt.

I think perhaps I will try this look.   :lol:

Isnt that the hooker uniform?

The hooker "uniform" is anything that shows off the body.  That doesn't mean that anything that shows off the body is a hooker uniform.   Good job insinuating there's something wrong with women wanting to look sexy, though. 
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #40 on: February 26, 2009, 09:17:50 PM »

The hooker "uniform" is anything that shows off the body.  That doesn't mean that anything that shows off the body is a hooker uniform.   Good job insinuating there's something wrong with women wanting to look sexy, though. 

Are you insinuating there's something wrong with being a hooker?
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #41 on: February 26, 2009, 09:19:43 PM »

The hooker "uniform" is anything that shows off the body.  That doesn't mean that anything that shows off the body is a hooker uniform.   Good job insinuating there's something wrong with women wanting to look sexy, though. 

I think his invisible friend disapproves of us wanting to look sexy.
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #42 on: February 26, 2009, 09:21:34 PM »

The hooker "uniform" is anything that shows off the body.  That doesn't mean that anything that shows off the body is a hooker uniform.   Good job insinuating there's something wrong with women wanting to look sexy, though. 

Are you insinuating there's something wrong with being a hooker?

There is for most people, and I strongly suspect Diogenes is one of them. 
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #43 on: February 26, 2009, 09:24:06 PM »

I'm pretty good programmer despite what I think from time to time (at least that's what I've been told by veteran programmers).
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #44 on: February 26, 2009, 09:29:25 PM »

75% of my ex's want me back for good, all of them want me back for a few hours.
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