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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #195 on: March 18, 2009, 08:50:50 AM »

Agreed...unless you're living witjh your mother-in-law. :(

Stuff a towel under the door. Just like when ya smoke a bowl.

Besides, nothing a MIL likes to hear more than her son being told "Yeah baby, you like to twist She Ra's nipples, dontcha? YEAH!!! Twist them titties YOU STUD!!"
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« Reply #196 on: March 18, 2009, 08:54:56 AM »

Agreed...unless you're living witjh your mother-in-law. :(

Stuff a towel under the door. Just like when ya smoke a bowl.

Besides, nothing a MIL likes to hear more than her son being told "Yeah baby, you like to twist She Ra's nipples, dontcha? YEAH!!! Twist them titties YOU STUD!!"

Bahahaha!!!! Fuck that I'd smoke a bowl in her face, but I will be damned if she hears my "lonely French maiden" moans.

He's into the European girls. lol.
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #197 on: March 18, 2009, 08:57:43 AM »

Bahahaha!!!! Fuck that I'd smoke a bowl in her face, but I will be damned if she hears my "lonely French maiden" moans.

He's into the European girls. lol.

"OUI OUI, I LIKE ZE MISSIONARWI PUZZISHUN!! BE CARFOOL YEW FOOOL! DO NUT DISTURB ZE COWS!!"
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« Reply #198 on: March 18, 2009, 09:09:35 AM »

Bahahaha!!!! Fuck that I'd smoke a bowl in her face, but I will be damned if she hears my "lonely French maiden" moans.

He's into the European girls. lol.

"OUI OUI, I LIKE ZE MISSIONARWI PUZZISHUN!! BE CARFOOL YEW FOOOL! DO NUT DISTURB ZE COWS!!"


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I wish my accent was that supreme. It's kind of a mix of southern/British/French. Silly Mexican boy doesn’t know the difference.
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #199 on: March 18, 2009, 09:13:50 AM »

Bahahaha!!!! Fuck that I'd smoke a bowl in her face, but I will be damned if she hears my "lonely French maiden" moans.

He's into the European girls. lol.

"OUI OUI, I LIKE ZE MISSIONARWI PUZZISHUN!! BE CARFOOL YEW FOOOL! DO NUT DISTURB ZE COWS!!"


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I wish my accent was that supreme. It's kind of a mix of southern/British/French. Silly Mexican boy doesn’t know the difference.

Hahahaha!  I have a new plan...

Ohhhhhhhhhhh plan thread!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #200 on: March 18, 2009, 04:31:50 PM »

Bahahaha!!!! Fuck that I'd smoke a bowl in her face, but I will be damned if she hears my "lonely French maiden" moans.

He's into the European girls. lol.

"OUI OUI, I LIKE ZE MISSIONARWI PUZZISHUN!! BE CARFOOL YEW FOOOL! DO NUT DISTURB ZE COWS!!"


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I wish my accent was that supreme. It's kind of a mix of southern/British/French. Silly Mexican boy doesn’t know the difference.

Hahahaha!  I have a new plan...

Ohhhhhhhhhhh plan thread!!!!!!!!!!!!

In Russia, plan fucks you. 
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #201 on: March 22, 2009, 10:22:32 PM »


Went to Sprint today, fuckers pissed me off.  I wanted to get my girls cell phones, so I figured I'd just throw them on the family plan.  Its an extra ten bucks per line.  I already have my mom on the plan, she doesn't use the cell at all, just has it for safety reasons - in case her car breaks down or something.  She's old. 

So, with two lines, I wanted to add two more.  You can have up to five.  Guy at Sprint says I can add one more line, but not two more.  I guess it goes by your credit rating, and mine is not exactly stellar.  Collateral damage from my divorce, its slowly recovering.  (No advice please, I know how it works.)

I tell the guy "Call 'em up and tell 'em to quit fuckin' around, I want two more lines."

He does, they say fuck off.  Three lines is all you get, dickhead. 

So, I leave.  Boiling mad.  I can't get one kid a phone and not the other.  The kids are in sports and band, they stay after school, their friends have phones...  You can't be a kid these days without a cell.  Its like not having a bike when I was a kid.  Society, man.  It is what it is. 

Go to Verizon.  Kids are with me.  I was just gonna get them phones, now I'm gonna get them the hottest fuckinshit I can scam from anyone who will deal with me.  (No Blackberries, though.  I'm not getting them data plans.  Thats bigboy toys.)

Half an hour later, we walk out with these, and they're happy as pigs in shit.  Web and picture messaging disabled, I am not a stupid father of teenage girls.  Unlimited text, touch screen (with drag functions), camera, qwerty, mp3, Bluetooth, microSD, these things rock. 

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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #202 on: March 23, 2009, 03:31:49 PM »

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Half an hour later, we walk out with these, and they're happy as pigs in shit.  Web and picture messaging disabled, I am not a stupid father of teenage girls.  Unlimited text, touch screen (with drag functions), camera, qwerty, mp3, Bluetooth, microSD, these things rock. 


I'm jealous.
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #203 on: March 26, 2009, 12:49:29 AM »

We moved into the new house on Saturday, and most of it is unpacked by today, Monday. 

This is the most impressive brag here!

I've been in my house a year and I still have boxes.
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #204 on: March 26, 2009, 03:01:49 AM »



Fucker's 9 1/3" open.
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #205 on: March 27, 2009, 12:22:25 AM »

My brag (and this is a good one):

I gave my girlfriend a total of 7 excellent orgasms yesterday.  :)
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #206 on: March 27, 2009, 12:26:13 AM »

My brag (and this is a good one):

I gave my girlfriend a total of 7 excellent orgasms yesterday.  :)

Video or it didn't happen.  :P
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« Reply #207 on: March 27, 2009, 12:29:44 AM »

My brag (and this is a good one):

I gave my girlfriend a total of 7 excellent orgasms yesterday.  :)

Video or it didn't happen.  :P

I need desperately to high five someone right now, but all the right people are away...
We were attempting to beat our record of four, and blew it out of the water.
Our next attempt? Who knows when...

TMI for ya'all perhaps lol.
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #208 on: March 27, 2009, 07:21:00 AM »

My brag (and this is a good one):

I gave my girlfriend a total of 7 excellent orgasms yesterday.  :)

Video or it didn't happen.  :P

I need desperately to high five someone right now, but all the right people are away...
We were attempting to beat our record of four, and blew it out of the water.
Our next attempt? Who knows when...

TMI for ya'all perhaps lol.

*High Five*

I did 7 on myself in one day once, but now I/we just don't have that kind of time. Was it all from fucking? If it was then double high 5.  :)
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Re: Brag Here
« Reply #209 on: March 27, 2009, 11:03:46 AM »

My brag (and this is a good one):

I gave my girlfriend a total of 7 excellent orgasms yesterday.  :)

You can die happy* :D :D :D :D :D

























































*I am dying of jealousy. Not about the seven thing, but about the getting sex thing. (pout)


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