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Re: Boner Joe Owes Me Money
« Reply #105 on: February 06, 2012, 11:26:40 PM »

The best handjobs are reach-arounds.

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Re: Boner Joe Owes Me Money
« Reply #106 on: February 06, 2012, 11:28:06 PM »

The best handjobs are reach-arounds.


Tell that to a guy with no arms, just nubs.
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Re: Boner Joe Owes Me Money
« Reply #107 on: February 07, 2012, 03:31:09 AM »

The best handjobs are reach-arounds.


Tell that to a guy with no arms, just nubs.

Thats what your hook is for.
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Re: Boner Joe Owes Me Money
« Reply #108 on: February 07, 2012, 03:42:27 AM »

The best handjobs are reach-arounds.


Tell that to a guy with no arms, just nubs.

Thats what your hook is for.


Thats what I need the two grand for.

Have you priced titanium hook-hands lately?
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Re: Boner Joe Owes Me Money
« Reply #109 on: February 07, 2012, 03:57:29 AM »

In Soviet Russia, hook buy YOU!
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Re: Boner Joe Owes Me Money
« Reply #110 on: February 07, 2012, 04:04:15 AM »

The best handjobs are reach-arounds.


Tell that to a guy with no arms, just nubs.

Thats what your hook is for.


Thats what I need the two grand for.

Have you priced titanium hook-hands lately?

Titanium? You know how expensive that shit is?

Solve 2 problems by buying a fleshlight, and duct-taping onto one of your stubs
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Re: Boner Joe Owes Me Money
« Reply #111 on: February 07, 2012, 01:20:37 PM »

Solve 2 problems by buying a fleshlight, and duct-taping onto one of your stubs

I wonder if this guy's dad was kind enough to buy his son a fleshlight when he hit puberty, and if so, can you imagine how awkward that moment must have been?

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