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Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
« Reply #135 on: November 08, 2008, 12:14:20 AM »

You'll still get yer strippers. 

Having strippers in the gaming area isn't the best idea.  The drop would be lower and make the skim less profitable.
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« Reply #136 on: November 08, 2008, 08:12:00 AM »

That reminds me.  I failed on my quest for the G-spot.  Well, I guess it was more giving up.  Does every woman really have one, or is it a lie? 

Its directly under the line where your pubes stop.  Straight dildos don't hit it right, thats why they sell them ones with the umbrella handle curve. 

Uhh...hrm.  Well that makes things...interesting.   :shock:
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« Reply #137 on: November 08, 2008, 12:12:01 PM »



Visual reference.
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« Reply #138 on: November 08, 2008, 12:39:26 PM »



Visual reference.

Good example. Although it's probably best not to try stimulating a woman's G spot while she's in mid-sprint, as that woman appears to be. 
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« Reply #139 on: November 08, 2008, 01:13:35 PM »

http://oddculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/g-spot-dia.jpg

Visual reference.

Good example. Although it's probably best not to try stimulating a woman's G spot while she's in mid-sprint, as that woman appears to be. 

How do you think those Kenyan gals win marathons? They probably have those Ben Wa balls shoved up in there and sealed up with duct tape.
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Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
« Reply #140 on: November 08, 2008, 01:38:00 PM »

IT WILL MAKE YOU RUN LIKE

KENYANS

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
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« Reply #141 on: November 08, 2008, 10:30:44 PM »

That looks almost painful.   :shock:
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« Reply #142 on: November 08, 2008, 10:48:58 PM »

That looks almost painful.   :shock:

A little pain is good. 

I tend to agree.  I'm just a little cautious when it comes to my snatch, I guess.   :lol:
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« Reply #143 on: November 08, 2008, 11:31:13 PM »

A little pain is good. 

I tend to agree.  I'm just a little cautious when it comes to my snatch, I guess.   :lol:

Oh, trust me, your snatch is designed to take a serious pounding. :lol:
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« Reply #144 on: November 08, 2008, 11:33:16 PM »

A little pain is good. 

I tend to agree.  I'm just a little cautious when it comes to my snatch, I guess.   :lol:

Oh, trust me, your snatch is designed to take a serious pounding. :lol:

Haha.  I fully maintain that it's in the process of closing up.  I'll sell myself to science and make some serious cash when it finally does. 
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« Reply #145 on: November 09, 2008, 12:30:12 AM »

Trying to revirginize, eh?
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« Reply #146 on: November 09, 2008, 12:44:19 AM »

Trying to revirginize, eh?

It has a mind of its own.  My vag does not consult me before it does things.   
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« Reply #147 on: November 09, 2008, 02:45:46 AM »

Well, see, you haven't been giving your vag a serious pounding on a regular basis. That's why it's acting so strangely. :P
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« Reply #148 on: November 09, 2008, 10:14:48 AM »

Well, see, you haven't been giving your vag a serious pounding on a regular basis. That's why it's acting so strangely. :P

That's got to be it, I guess.  It never complained before.   :shock:
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« Reply #149 on: November 09, 2008, 10:29:32 AM »

You gotta treat it right!
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