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BonerJoe

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Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
« Reply #105 on: November 07, 2008, 09:22:02 PM »

Wasn't me.  I haven't masturbated in like a week.   :lol:

You know that's a fire hazard, right?

Your next masturbation session will require a permit.
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« Reply #106 on: November 07, 2008, 09:23:16 PM »

Wasn't me.  I haven't masturbated in like a week.   :lol:

You know that's a fire hazard, right?

Your next masturbation session will require a permit.

Damn.  Does that mean I gotta go down to the courthouse and cum on something? 
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Russell Griswold

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« Reply #107 on: November 07, 2008, 09:23:43 PM »

Yeah, but the grease is good for your hair.

Oh, of course!

Well, just make sure that there's not hot oil still on them.  Ouchie. 

Is hot jizz ok?
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« Reply #108 on: November 07, 2008, 09:24:03 PM »

Wasn't me.  I haven't masturbated in like a week.   :lol:

You know that's a fire hazard, right?

Your next masturbation session will require a permit.

Damn.  Does that mean I gotta go down to the courthouse and cum on something? 

"Squirt here...and here."
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« Reply #109 on: November 07, 2008, 09:24:52 PM »

Wasn't me.  I haven't masturbated in like a week.   :lol:

You know that's a fire hazard, right?

Your next masturbation session will require a permit.

Damn.  Does that mean I gotta go down to the courthouse and cum on something? 

"Squirt here...and here."

Lol.  Aim for the dotted line! 
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aquabanianskakid

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« Reply #110 on: November 07, 2008, 09:25:33 PM »

Wasn't me.  I haven't masturbated in like a week.   :lol:

You know that's a fire hazard, right?

Your next masturbation session will require a permit.

And a stickam account.

Holy fuck you are a genius... you, me, Lins... webcams...
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« Reply #111 on: November 07, 2008, 09:27:49 PM »

That reminds me.  I failed on my quest for the G-spot.  Well, I guess it was more giving up.  Does every woman really have one, or is it a lie? 
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aquabanianskakid

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« Reply #112 on: November 07, 2008, 09:31:26 PM »

I'm good with my cock.
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BonerJoe

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« Reply #113 on: November 07, 2008, 09:33:00 PM »

This continuance of a two year old conversation gets old.
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aquabanianskakid

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« Reply #114 on: November 07, 2008, 09:33:45 PM »

I don't think it does.
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« Reply #115 on: November 07, 2008, 09:33:58 PM »

No really.  I'm beginning to wonder about it. 
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« Reply #116 on: November 07, 2008, 09:34:40 PM »

Kittens.
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« Reply #117 on: November 07, 2008, 09:36:00 PM »

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« Reply #118 on: November 07, 2008, 09:36:25 PM »

 :shock:
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aquabanianskakid

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« Reply #119 on: November 07, 2008, 09:37:10 PM »

And you need to shave them first.
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