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Title: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Bill Brasky on November 07, 2008, 09:42:17 AM
JUST SO YOU KNOW



TRUST ME ON THIS ONE -- 

Fellow forum members, he is not.  I would tell you if he is. 

Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Rillion on November 07, 2008, 09:43:39 AM
If they both conduct themselves like complete douchebags on this forum, does it really matter whether they're the same person or not? 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Rillion on November 07, 2008, 11:18:21 AM
If they both conduct themselves like complete douchebags on this forum, does it really matter whether they're the same person or not? 
so funny how you modified your original post....

I remembered that it's entirely possible to be a complete douchebag regardless of IQ, so if people are equal in their douchebaggery than any difference in IQ doesn't really matter. 

Have you ever hated anyone, Rill?  I have.  Hate is like love, instead of wanting to fuck him, you want to slash his face with razors.  

Not somebody on an internet forum.  It's really  not worth the energy. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 11:21:15 AM
Ari is one of the following people -

John Hansen
John Hansen
John Hansen
Nathyn
EricFromMichigan
John Hansen
Cowboy Neal
Craven Morehead
Phil McKracken
John Hansen
Alex Libman
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 11:30:59 AM
Knock it off, Alex.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: FTL_Ian on November 07, 2008, 12:30:32 PM
I'd like to know why ARI & Hansen were shitheaded.  Is there actual evidence of these accounts actually being Hansen?  Otherwise, for what reason was this person shitheaded?
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 12:33:13 PM
I'd like to know why ARI & Hansen were shitheaded.  Is there actual evidence of these accounts actually being Hansen?  Otherwise, for what reason was this person shitheaded?

*Shrug*

Because he's a shithead? Also, sockpuppeting. And sucking.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: FTL_Ian on November 07, 2008, 12:36:25 PM
Okay, fuck it then.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 12:36:56 PM
LOL, Since when does the FTL creative team have massive sway?

THE FTL CREATIVE TEAM GESTAPO COMMANDS YOU.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on November 07, 2008, 12:37:57 PM
I've always wanted to know what is needed to be a member of the elite...the proud....the FTL Creative Team?
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: blackie on November 07, 2008, 12:38:13 PM
this BBS is the most rampant form of censorship I have EVER experienced
Umm, I guess you have not been to NHfree.com or the fsp forum.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 12:39:00 PM
I've always wanted to know what is needed to be a member of the elite...the proud....the FTL Creative Team?

No one speaks of the Fetid Inner Core Corps.

But I have already said too much...
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 12:39:19 PM
this BBS is the most rampant form of censorship I have EVER experienced
Umm, I guess you have not been to NHfree.com or the fsp forum.

No shit, man.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 12:41:04 PM
I've always wanted to know what is needed to be a member of the elite...the proud....the FTL Creative Team?

pay $3

I get it now. Hi Jay.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: YixilTesiphon on November 07, 2008, 12:41:27 PM
I have no idea what's going on anymore.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 12:44:30 PM
I have no idea what's going on anymore.

*Shrug*

Short story - This idiot never gets to have his own identity. He shall only be referred to as names from trollery past. It makes him angry.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 12:45:27 PM
oh now I am Jay...hahahahahaha holy fuck man this is fantastic...you just renewed my faith in this place...best forum for trolling on the ENTIRE internet...really just fantastic

Read more.

You are also Greedo and Megatron.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Taors on November 07, 2008, 02:06:10 PM
Told ya.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 02:10:31 PM
Told ya.

It's not John Hansen. It's some percussionist neckbeard.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 02:14:09 PM
Ari is no John Hansen...not like I've been paying that much attention to Ari's style, but it sort of reminds me of Eric....not Hansen.

There is a similarity, but this guy is actually a new asshole. But yeah, he's not very original, is he? The style is kinda drab.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Taors on November 07, 2008, 02:23:55 PM
Told ya.

It's not John Hansen. It's some percussionist neckbeard.

You sure?

Was the John Shaw Research Team at work?
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 02:26:57 PM
Told ya.

It's not John Hansen. It's some percussionist neckbeard.

You sure?

Was the John Shaw Research Team at work?

Yeah, he really is some sort of faggy neckbeard drummer from Cali.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: FTL_Ian on November 07, 2008, 02:31:43 PM
Ari/Hansen/FREEDOM accounts deleted and banned, posts deleted.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 02:34:43 PM
Ari/Hansen/FREEDOM accounts deleted and banned, posts deleted.

I suck yo' dick, man.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 02:38:03 PM
Sp4M - New account.

Five bucks sez it's him.

Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Taors on November 07, 2008, 03:28:57 PM
Quote
John Shaw
400 Pound Guerilla
Global Moderator

Whoa.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 03:30:01 PM
http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=25187.0
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 07, 2008, 05:44:21 PM
Quote
John Shaw
400 Pound Guerilla
Global Moderator

Whoa.

400 Pound Gorilla, indeed

and yes, that was intentional
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 08:12:57 PM
I told you this morning he wasn't John Hansen.  I was also the one that shitheadded him.  For being a fucking shithead.  And then I left for work and the place exploded.   :shock:
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 08:14:39 PM
I told you this morning he wasn't John Hansen.  I was also the one that shitheadded him.  For being a fucking shithead.  And then I left for work and the place exploded.   :shock:

Shoulda seen the stuff that got deleted...

I hate that delete shit.  I always miss the real clusterfucks.  Damn...job. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 08:17:40 PM
I told you this morning he wasn't John Hansen.  I was also the one that shitheadded him.  For being a fucking shithead.  And then I left for work and the place exploded.   :shock:

Shoulda seen the stuff that got deleted...

I hate that delete shit.  I always miss the real clusterfucks.  Damn...job. 

I'll show you a clusterfuck...

Don't make promises you won't keep.   :P
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 08:21:41 PM
I told you this morning he wasn't John Hansen.  I was also the one that shitheadded him.  For being a fucking shithead.  And then I left for work and the place exploded.   :shock:

Shoulda seen the stuff that got deleted...

I hate that delete shit.  I always miss the real clusterfucks.  Damn...job. 

I'll show you a clusterfuck...

Don't make promises you won't keep.   :P

I seem to recall you promising to buy a plane ticket...

Yes, with the money I get from stripping.  Except that nobody wants to pay the fat stripper.   :lol:
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 08:22:21 PM
I told you this morning he wasn't John Hansen.  I was also the one that shitheadded him.  For being a fucking shithead.  And then I left for work and the place exploded.   :shock:

Shoulda seen the stuff that got deleted...

I hate that delete shit.  I always miss the real clusterfucks.  Damn...job. 

I'll show you a clusterfuck...

Don't make promises you won't keep.   :P

I seem to recall you promising to buy a plane ticket...

Yes, with the money I get from stripping.  Except that nobody wants to pay the fat stripper.   :lol:

I got stacks for dollar bills, honey. Stacks.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 08:23:38 PM
I told you this morning he wasn't John Hansen.  I was also the one that shitheadded him.  For being a fucking shithead.  And then I left for work and the place exploded.   :shock:

Shoulda seen the stuff that got deleted...

I hate that delete shit.  I always miss the real clusterfucks.  Damn...job. 

I'll show you a clusterfuck...

Don't make promises you won't keep.   :P

I seem to recall you promising to buy a plane ticket...

Yes, with the money I get from stripping.  Except that nobody wants to pay the fat stripper.   :lol:

Lies. You're not fat.

Well, I'm something.  And it's not thin.   :lol:
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 07, 2008, 08:23:53 PM
What can I get for a plate of potato pancakes?
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 08:24:10 PM
STACKS OF DOLLAR BILLS
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 08:25:41 PM
What can I get for a plate of potato pancakes?

Stop trying to tease the fat girl with carbs.   :lol:
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 08:26:48 PM
STACKS OF FUCKING DOLLAR BILLS
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 07, 2008, 08:28:20 PM
STACKS OF FUCKING DOLLAR BILLS
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 08:29:00 PM
STACKS OF FUCKING DOLLAR BILLS

I require proof that you earned these dollar bills stripping. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 08:29:39 PM
STACKS OF FUCKING DOLLAR BILLS

I require proof that you earned these dollar bills stripping. 


...
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 08:30:59 PM
Oh.  Trust me.  He'd make me pay him back with interest.   :shock:
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 08:31:45 PM
Oh.  Trust me.  He'd make me pay him back with interest.   :shock:
...
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 08:33:39 PM
I find it funny that you don't believe me. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 08:34:10 PM
I find it funny that you don't believe me. 

I find it funny that you think I was implying that it was a loan.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 08:37:47 PM
I find it funny that you don't believe me. 

I find it funny that you think I was implying that it was a loan.

I didn't think you were implying it was a loan.  It was like "HAHA, WHEN HE SEES ME NAKED HE'LL WANT A REFUND"   :P
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 07, 2008, 08:38:37 PM
What can I get for a plate of potato pancakes?

Stop trying to tease the fat girl with carbs.   :lol:

(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/7287/hahahahahari0.jpg)
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 08:38:52 PM
You aren't fat Lins.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: YixilTesiphon on November 07, 2008, 08:40:10 PM
You aren't fat Lins.

Whoa.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 08:40:22 PM
Holy shit it's Bob. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: JWI on November 07, 2008, 08:40:30 PM
Yeah seriously Lins is a good lookin' woman with a good head on her shoulders.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 08:40:37 PM
GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT!
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 08:41:09 PM
Haha I have risen... like Jesus bitches!
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 08:41:10 PM
What can I get for a plate of potato pancakes?

Stop trying to tease the fat girl with carbs.   :lol:

(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/7287/hahahahahari0.jpg)

I'm so gonna have to put you on ignore for this.  Also, that is an excellent file name. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 08:42:21 PM
God, regular stoves are a pain to clean.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 08:42:44 PM
Haha I have risen... like Jesus bitches!

See what happens? Look what I can do now that I've got them blue letters!

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 08:43:49 PM
John Shaw has the powah! HALLELUJAH!
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 08:44:24 PM
I'd fucking tap that!

Yeah, bitch with the green bag is hot.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 08:46:10 PM
Oh she is, didn't she give you guys the link?

Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 08:46:27 PM
I'd fucking tap that!

Yeah, bitch with the green bag is hot.

You're just bitter she ain't stripping.

FUCKIN' STACKS OF DOLLAR BILLS, MAN.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 08:46:49 PM
Oh she is, didn't she give you guys the link?



SHUT UP THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR YOUR EYES ONLY! 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 08:47:59 PM
Mmm...look at those lovely pink glasses.   :lol:
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 07, 2008, 08:48:30 PM
I'm so gonna have to put you on ignore for this.  Also, that is an excellent file name.

I've got a better idea, Lindsey... You should shithead me with those potato pancakes as my avatar.

God, regular stoves are a pain to clean.

Yeah, they are. I try to get the grease off as fast as possible, so that shit doesn't dry up.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 08:48:46 PM
Don't make me post pics of you Adam. :P
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 08:49:39 PM
Don't make me post pics of you Adam. :P

The world already has them.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 08:50:36 PM
Don't make me post pics of you Adam. :P

The world already has them.

The interwebs has preserved them for posterity.  :lol:
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 08:50:44 PM
Don't make me post pics of you Adam. :P

The world already has them.

Josh already did that.

wat
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 08:52:20 PM
Don't make me post pics of you Adam. :P

The world already has them.

Josh already did that.

That is how I got them.

wat
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 08:54:19 PM
WAT
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 07, 2008, 08:55:04 PM
Those are so distracting.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 08:55:58 PM
Those are so distracting inspiring.

FTFY
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 08:56:44 PM
WAT

I want to bury my face in them.

I never understood that desire. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 08:56:55 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 08:57:36 PM
I never understood that desire. 

Imagine a pillow. MADE FROM GIRL.

Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 07, 2008, 08:57:55 PM
Those are so distracting inspiring.

FTFY

It would be nice to see those on a poster at every company.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 08:58:57 PM
I'm completely distracted by Adam's cock as well. I am so glad I saved those to my HD.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 09:00:02 PM
Those are so distracting inspiring.

FTFY

It would be nice to see those on a poster at every company.

They can have the damn things as long as I get a royalties check or something.   :lol:

I uhh...never thought of them in that way.  Usually I'm angry at them because they never fit in to things correctly. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 07, 2008, 09:01:44 PM
Usually I'm angry at them because they never fit in to things correctly. 

Must... kill... raging... hardon...  :x
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 09:01:50 PM
Don't make me post pics of you Adam. :P

The world already has them.

Josh already did that.

wat

http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=22622.msg413694#msg413694

Scroll down.

I'm confused.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Taors on November 07, 2008, 09:02:10 PM
Holy shit...now that Bob's here, this thread is going to be 25 pages of Lindsey complaining about her weight, and 10 guys telling her she's delusional.

BOB! BOB! BOB! Welcome back you crazy Mormon midget fuck. :P
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 09:03:07 PM
Don't make me post pics of you Adam. :P

The world already has them.

Josh already did that.

wat

http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=22622.msg413694#msg413694

Scroll down.

I'm confused.

So was I.  I don't try to understand anymore. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 09:04:30 PM
Haha thanks. I missed the excitement ... and Adam taunted me into coming back.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 09:05:48 PM
Haha thanks. I missed the excitement ... and Adam taunted me into coming back.

No fair.  He always uses that thing to tease you.  WHEN IS MY TURN WITH THE GIANT DICK?!   :lol:
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 09:06:17 PM
Don't make me post pics of you Adam. :P

The world already has them.

Josh already did that.

wat

http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=22622.msg413694#msg413694

Scroll down.

I'm confused.

So was I.  I don't try to understand anymore. 

This is what the liquor is for.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 09:06:30 PM
Haha thanks. I missed the excitement ... and Adam taunted me into coming back.

No fair.  He always uses that thing to tease you.  WHEN IS MY TURN WITH THE GIANT DICK?!   :lol:

Plane ticket.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 09:06:41 PM
Usually I'm angry at them because they never fit in to things correctly. 

Must... kill... raging... hardon...  :x

Do you find that your penis gets hard when the wind shifts? 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Taors on November 07, 2008, 09:06:45 PM
Haha thanks. I missed the excitement ... and Adam taunted me into coming back.

You guys ever hook up?
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 09:06:53 PM
I say we ship him over FedEx and split him Lins. :p
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 09:07:49 PM
Haha thanks. I missed the excitement ... and Adam taunted me into coming back.

You guys ever hook up?

We are still working on the details.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 09:08:30 PM
I say we ship him over FedEx and split him Lins. :p

I think all that would get us is a free trip to Cuba. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 09:09:56 PM
I say we ship him over FedEx and split him Lins. :p

I think all that would get us is a free trip to Cuba. 

I've always wanted to visit Cuba!... oh wait.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 07, 2008, 09:12:22 PM
Those are so distracting inspiring.

FTFY

It would be nice to see those on a poster at every company.

(http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/11/7/f_lindsm_fcce9ac.jpg)

Excellent!
I wonder if those would fit on the top of my head.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 09:13:22 PM
I wonder if those would fit on the top of my head.

Where are you gonna put the potato pancakes then?
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 09:14:04 PM
Those are so distracting inspiring.

FTFY

It would be nice to see those on a poster at every company.

(http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/11/7/f_lindsm_fcce9ac.jpg)

Excellent!
I wonder if those would fit on the top of my head.

No one has ever asked for me to put them on TOP of their head.   :?
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 09:14:22 PM
I say we ship him over FedEx and split him Lins. :p

I think all that would get us is a free trip to Cuba. 

I'll do my best to refrain from yelling "Jihad!" more than 3 times.

That might scare people coming from a cardboard box.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 07, 2008, 09:15:46 PM
I wonder if those would fit on the top of my head.

Where are you gonna put the potato pancakes then?

On my thighs.  :lol:
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 09:16:14 PM
I wonder if those would fit on the top of my head.

Where are you gonna put the potato pancakes then?

On my thighs.  :lol:

Yeah, but the grease is good for your hair.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 09:16:35 PM
Will you mail yourself naked? That would be hot.



Just tuck your junk so it doesn't take Lins or my eye out when we open the box.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 09:16:56 PM
I wonder if those would fit on the top of my head.

Where are you gonna put the potato pancakes then?

On my thighs.  :lol:

Well, just make sure that there's not hot oil still on them.  Ouchie. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 09:17:38 PM
Will you mail yourself naked? That would be hot.



Just tuck your junk so it doesn't take Lins or my eye out when we open the box.

I think there's a 6 month quarantine on live mammals.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Taors on November 07, 2008, 09:17:44 PM
I'm gonna go hangout...smoke pot...you kids have a real good time you hear?

Papabear out.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 09:18:22 PM
Will you mail yourself naked? That would be hot.

Just tuck your junk so it doesn't take Lins or my eye out when we open the box.

It would be cold, so; no.

It's not cold here.  Which makes me sad. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 09:18:57 PM
I'm gonna go hangout...smoke pot...you kids have a real good time you hear?

Papabear out.

Don't forget my $300.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 09:20:27 PM
I'm gonna go hangout...smoke pot...you kids have a real good time you hear?

Papabear out.

Don't forget my $300.

And stop leaving your cumstains on those pictures of my dick.

Ummm, sorry that was me...
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 09:21:31 PM
Wasn't me.  I haven't masturbated in like a week.   :lol:
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 09:22:02 PM
Wasn't me.  I haven't masturbated in like a week.   :lol:

You know that's a fire hazard, right?

Your next masturbation session will require a permit.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 09:23:16 PM
Wasn't me.  I haven't masturbated in like a week.   :lol:

You know that's a fire hazard, right?

Your next masturbation session will require a permit.

Damn.  Does that mean I gotta go down to the courthouse and cum on something? 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 07, 2008, 09:23:43 PM
Yeah, but the grease is good for your hair.

Oh, of course!

Well, just make sure that there's not hot oil still on them.  Ouchie. 

Is hot jizz ok?
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 09:24:03 PM
Wasn't me.  I haven't masturbated in like a week.   :lol:

You know that's a fire hazard, right?

Your next masturbation session will require a permit.

Damn.  Does that mean I gotta go down to the courthouse and cum on something? 

"Squirt here...and here."
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 09:24:52 PM
Wasn't me.  I haven't masturbated in like a week.   :lol:

You know that's a fire hazard, right?

Your next masturbation session will require a permit.

Damn.  Does that mean I gotta go down to the courthouse and cum on something? 

"Squirt here...and here."

Lol.  Aim for the dotted line! 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 09:25:33 PM
Wasn't me.  I haven't masturbated in like a week.   :lol:

You know that's a fire hazard, right?

Your next masturbation session will require a permit.

And a stickam account.

Holy fuck you are a genius... you, me, Lins... webcams...
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 09:27:49 PM
That reminds me.  I failed on my quest for the G-spot.  Well, I guess it was more giving up.  Does every woman really have one, or is it a lie? 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 09:31:26 PM
I'm good with my cock.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 09:33:00 PM
This continuance of a two year old conversation gets old.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 09:33:45 PM
I don't think it does.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 09:33:58 PM
No really.  I'm beginning to wonder about it. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 09:34:40 PM
Kittens.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 09:36:00 PM
Kittens.

They're not very good in foreplay.

You just need better lube.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 09:36:25 PM
 :shock:
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 07, 2008, 09:37:10 PM
And you need to shave them first.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 09:38:13 PM
Marr.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 09:39:59 PM
Ack. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 09:40:10 PM
idks
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 09:40:43 PM
Penis. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 09:40:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCxuZZFmMgM

[youtube=425,350]pCxuZZFmMgM[/youtube]
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 09:52:38 PM
No.

No to penis or no to Jay's video? 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 09:55:03 PM
No.

No to penis or no to Jay's video? 

Well, seen as bobs gone to bed: both.

When did Bob get so boring?! 

Also, is vaginae the correct plural of vagina?  Or is it vaginas?   :shock:
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 09:55:41 PM
No.

No to penis or no to Jay's video? 

Well, seen as bobs gone to bed: both.

When did Bob get so boring?! 

Also, is vaginae the correct plural of vagina?  Or is it vaginas?   :shock:

Vaginatania.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 09:58:43 PM
No.

No to penis or no to Jay's video? 

Well, seen as bobs gone to bed: both.

When did Bob get so boring?! 

Also, is vaginae the correct plural of vagina?  Or is it vaginas?   :shock:

Vaginatania.

That's my new business venture.  A gambling boat shaped like a huge vagina. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: JWI on November 07, 2008, 09:59:45 PM
No.

No to penis or no to Jay's video? 

Well, seen as bobs gone to bed: both.

When did Bob get so boring?! 

Also, is vaginae the correct plural of vagina?  Or is it vaginas?   :shock:

Vaginatania.

That's my new business venture.  A gambling boat shaped like a huge vagina. 

What will the cocktail waitresses wear?
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 09:59:54 PM
No.

No to penis or no to Jay's video? 

Well, seen as bobs gone to bed: both.

When did Bob get so boring?! 

Also, is vaginae the correct plural of vagina?  Or is it vaginas?   :shock:

Vaginatania.

That's my new business venture.  A gambling boat shaped like a huge vagina. 

You could strip on it.

Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 10:01:55 PM
No.

No to penis or no to Jay's video? 

Well, seen as bobs gone to bed: both.

When did Bob get so boring?! 

Also, is vaginae the correct plural of vagina?  Or is it vaginas?   :shock:

Vaginatania.

That's my new business venture.  A gambling boat shaped like a huge vagina. 

What will the cocktail waitresses wear?

Crotchless panties. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 10:06:19 PM
No.

No to penis or no to Jay's video? 

Well, seen as bobs gone to bed: both.

When did Bob get so boring?! 

Also, is vaginae the correct plural of vagina?  Or is it vaginas?   :shock:

Vaginatania.

That's my new business venture.  A gambling boat shaped like a huge vagina. 

You could strip on it.



No can do.  I have to supervise. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on November 07, 2008, 10:09:14 PM
No.

No to penis or no to Jay's video? 

Well, seen as bobs gone to bed: both.

When did Bob get so boring?! 

Also, is vaginae the correct plural of vagina?  Or is it vaginas?   :shock:

Vaginatania.

That's my new business venture.  A gambling boat shaped like a huge vagina. 

You could strip on it.



No can do.  I have to supervise. 

Excuses.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 10:10:38 PM
You'll still get yer strippers. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: JWI on November 08, 2008, 12:14:20 AM
You'll still get yer strippers. 

Having strippers in the gaming area isn't the best idea.  The drop would be lower and make the skim less profitable.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 08, 2008, 08:12:00 AM
That reminds me.  I failed on my quest for the G-spot.  Well, I guess it was more giving up.  Does every woman really have one, or is it a lie? 

Its directly under the line where your pubes stop.  Straight dildos don't hit it right, thats why they sell them ones with the umbrella handle curve. 

Uhh...hrm.  Well that makes things...interesting.   :shock:
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 08, 2008, 12:12:01 PM
(http://oddculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/g-spot-dia.jpg)

Visual reference.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Rillion on November 08, 2008, 12:39:26 PM
(http://oddculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/g-spot-dia.jpg)

Visual reference.

Good example. Although it's probably best not to try stimulating a woman's G spot while she's in mid-sprint, as that woman appears to be. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 08, 2008, 01:13:35 PM
http://oddculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/g-spot-dia.jpg (http://oddculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/g-spot-dia.jpg)

Visual reference.

Good example. Although it's probably best not to try stimulating a woman's G spot while she's in mid-sprint, as that woman appears to be. 

How do you think those Kenyan gals win marathons? They probably have those Ben Wa balls shoved up in there and sealed up with duct tape.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: John Shaw on November 08, 2008, 01:38:00 PM
IT WILL MAKE YOU RUN LIKE

KENYANS

[youtube=425,350]qRuNxHqwazs[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 08, 2008, 10:30:44 PM
That looks almost painful.   :shock:
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 08, 2008, 10:48:58 PM
That looks almost painful.   :shock:

A little pain is good. 

I tend to agree.  I'm just a little cautious when it comes to my snatch, I guess.   :lol:
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: error on November 08, 2008, 11:31:13 PM
A little pain is good. 

I tend to agree.  I'm just a little cautious when it comes to my snatch, I guess.   :lol:

Oh, trust me, your snatch is designed to take a serious pounding. :lol:
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 08, 2008, 11:33:16 PM
A little pain is good. 

I tend to agree.  I'm just a little cautious when it comes to my snatch, I guess.   :lol:

Oh, trust me, your snatch is designed to take a serious pounding. :lol:

Haha.  I fully maintain that it's in the process of closing up.  I'll sell myself to science and make some serious cash when it finally does. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 09, 2008, 12:30:12 AM
Trying to revirginize, eh?
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 09, 2008, 12:44:19 AM
Trying to revirginize, eh?

It has a mind of its own.  My vag does not consult me before it does things.   
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: error on November 09, 2008, 02:45:46 AM
Well, see, you haven't been giving your vag a serious pounding on a regular basis. That's why it's acting so strangely. :P
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 09, 2008, 10:14:48 AM
Well, see, you haven't been giving your vag a serious pounding on a regular basis. That's why it's acting so strangely. :P

That's got to be it, I guess.  It never complained before.   :shock:
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: error on November 09, 2008, 10:29:32 AM
You gotta treat it right!
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Rillion on November 09, 2008, 11:05:13 AM
A little pain is good. 

I tend to agree.  I'm just a little cautious when it comes to my snatch, I guess.   :lol:

Oh, trust me, your snatch is designed to take a serious pounding. :lol:

Haha.  I fully maintain that it's in the process of closing up. 

It probably feels unwanted. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Taors on November 09, 2008, 05:16:07 PM
Error is a creepy old man.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 09, 2008, 09:44:53 PM
A little pain is good. 

I tend to agree.  I'm just a little cautious when it comes to my snatch, I guess.   :lol:

Oh, trust me, your snatch is designed to take a serious pounding. :lol:

Haha.  I fully maintain that it's in the process of closing up. 

It probably feels unwanted. 

That could be too.  I guess it sort of is, in a way.   :lol:
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Rillion on November 10, 2008, 05:01:50 AM
A little pain is good. 

I tend to agree.  I'm just a little cautious when it comes to my snatch, I guess.   :lol:

Oh, trust me, your snatch is designed to take a serious pounding. :lol:

Haha.  I fully maintain that it's in the process of closing up. 

It probably feels unwanted. 

That could be too.  I guess it sort of is, in a way.   :lol:

I'm sorry, that was mean of me-- I was a bit drunk last night. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on November 10, 2008, 07:50:03 AM
A little pain is good. 

I tend to agree.  I'm just a little cautious when it comes to my snatch, I guess.   :lol:

Oh, trust me, your snatch is designed to take a serious pounding. :lol:

Haha.  I fully maintain that it's in the process of closing up. 

It probably feels unwanted. 

That could be too.  I guess it sort of is, in a way.   :lol:

I'm sorry, that was mean of me-- I was a bit drunk last night. 

Oh, I didn't think it was.  It's true, though.   :lol:
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on March 28, 2009, 11:23:17 PM
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Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: John Shaw on March 28, 2009, 11:26:25 PM
Fucker.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Lindsey on March 28, 2009, 11:29:18 PM
I see a shit-ton of guests reading this topic all the time. 
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on July 11, 2009, 06:43:27 PM
Google must like this topic.
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: Terror Australis on July 12, 2009, 08:05:28 AM
Google must like this topic.

The googlebot likes breasts and talk of vag too....
Title: Re: ARI IS NOT JOHN HANSEN
Post by: BonerJoe on September 13, 2011, 12:51:13 PM
bump