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Title: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Sovereign Curtis on February 06, 2012, 11:52:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xEEXV.png)
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on February 06, 2012, 11:54:17 PM
(https://www.facebook.com/ajax/messaging/attachment.php?attach_id=364412936b25267b6235ea0e4b3152c2&mid=id.212940502134557&ext=1328593855&hash=AQCQ_m6uLH6Oq1TE)

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Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 07, 2012, 12:23:04 AM
(https://www.facebook.com/ajax/messaging/attachment.php?attach_id=364412936b25267b6235ea0e4b3152c2&mid=id.212940502134557&ext=1328593855&hash=AQCQ_m6uLH6Oq1TE)

I didn't put no red x in here.

I guarantee you that.


love the new name though.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: BonerJoe on February 07, 2012, 12:39:04 AM
With great power comes great...something.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Diogenes The Cynic on February 07, 2012, 12:40:21 AM











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Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Robin on February 07, 2012, 12:54:05 AM
With great power comes great...something.
with great power comes a tiny dick
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 07, 2012, 01:00:13 AM
Then Tony Robbins must be hung like a goldfish.



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ER1O1tdsL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: BonerJoe on February 07, 2012, 01:01:13 AM
With great power comes great...something.
with great power comes a tiny dick

6 inches long, 6 inches around. Has given plenty of orgasms. Meh. I wouldn't mind 7, though. Especially being so tall.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 07, 2012, 01:08:23 AM
I'd kill for that kind of girth.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: BonerJoe on February 07, 2012, 01:10:58 AM
I'd kill for that kind of girth.

The proportion makes it not photograph well, though. Add in my huge hands...forget it.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: BonerJoe on February 07, 2012, 01:20:19 AM
Wait, I thought of a better comeback.

With great power comes great...something.
with great power comes a tiny dick

I'm sorta content that it's not big enough to make a chick give up their kids and marriage. That might lead to some drama.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: BonerJoe on February 07, 2012, 02:51:29 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=64b_1328323478 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=64b_1328323478)
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 07, 2012, 03:02:44 AM
How to blow a turkey call. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYfDnc42wog#ws)
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Robin on February 07, 2012, 09:45:24 AM
With great power comes great...something.
with great power comes a tiny dick

6 inches long, 6 inches around. Has given plenty of orgasms. Meh. I wouldn't mind 7, though. Especially being so tall.

congratulations to you, righty and lefty for such a long and passionate relationship. don't know how you keep the flame going after all these years.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: FTL_Ian on February 07, 2012, 09:59:07 AM
Come on moderators - you are better than that.  I was tempted to fuck with Tim's profile on the FK forum for a long time, but I resisted the temptation.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Johnson on February 07, 2012, 10:05:01 AM
can the moderators even do that?

I thought that was an admin power?
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Johnson on February 07, 2012, 10:07:58 AM
Wait, I thought of a better comeback.

With great power comes great...something.
with great power comes a tiny dick

I'm sorta content that it's not big enough to make a chick give up their kids and marriage. That might lead to some drama.

Meh, mine has broken someone from her boyfriend and also caused someone to leave her fiancee... I'm fucking tiny. I don't think you have to have a huge cock to accomplish such a victory, maybe just have to know how to use it. 
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Robin on February 07, 2012, 10:16:31 AM
Wait, I thought of a better comeback.

With great power comes great...something.
with great power comes a tiny dick

I'm sorta content that it's not big enough to make a chick give up their kids and marriage. That might lead to some drama.

Fuck you Jay, seriously this is getting old. You don't know me, you don't know why my marriage is over and you definitely don't know SHIT about my kids besides whatever rumors you hear from people who dislike me, you are a total asshole as far as I am concerned and I am ashamed I ever "liked" you as a person away from the internet. Last night I thought about inviting you to talk this out in person since my life seems to really concern you for some reason, but I think seeing your face would make me sick right now. Congrats.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: BonerJoe on February 07, 2012, 10:44:39 AM
Wait, I thought of a better comeback.

With great power comes great...something.
with great power comes a tiny dick

I'm sorta content that it's not big enough to make a chick give up their kids and marriage. That might lead to some drama.

Fuck you Jay, seriously this is getting old. You don't know me, you don't know why my marriage is over and you definitely don't know SHIT about my kids besides whatever rumors you hear from people who dislike me, you are a total asshole as far as I am concerned and I am ashamed I ever "liked" you as a person away from the internet. Last night I thought about inviting you to talk this out in person since my life seems to really concern you for some reason, but I think seeing your face would make me sick right now. Congrats.

You make fun of the size of my cock, and now your panties are in a twist because you got trolled back? Get real.

So, to clear things up, why aren't you living with your kids right now? Or is that something Mackler can use against you in court, too?
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 07, 2012, 11:08:29 AM
Wait, I thought of a better comeback.

With great power comes great...something.
with great power comes a tiny dick

I'm sorta content that it's not big enough to make a chick give up their kids and marriage. That might lead to some drama.

Meh, mine has broken someone from her boyfriend and also caused someone to leave her fiancee... I'm fucking tiny. I don't think you have to have a huge cock to accomplish such a victory, maybe just have to know how to use it. 

rag + chloroform = win


edit: fixed your fail at using the quote button.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 07, 2012, 11:30:28 AM
Damn, thats twice now.


Sorry.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: BonerJoe on February 07, 2012, 11:33:06 AM
Don't make me change your name to "slowmike".
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 07, 2012, 11:34:50 AM
Don't make me change your name to "slowmike".

Maybe I deserve it. :(


Plz just dont put "cunt" in there anywhere.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: BonerJoe on February 07, 2012, 11:38:03 AM
Plz just dont put "cunt" in there anywhere.

"Mike Hunt".
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 07, 2012, 11:45:03 AM
ANYBODY IN HERE SEEN MIKE HUNT?

I NEED TO FIND OUT WHERE MIKE HUNT IS!
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: BonerJoe on February 07, 2012, 11:59:50 AM
Sarah Palin - My Pussys So Hot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PkySa2XFQc#)
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: dalebert on February 07, 2012, 01:09:49 PM
Holy shit. Your antics summoned the Ian!
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: John Shaw on February 07, 2012, 01:19:06 PM
<<<<Was not John Shaw who renamed him Cuntis on the BBS.

I have had no direct personal interactions with Curtis. I think he may have yelled at me on Facebook once because I had to remove myself from the Porcfest whoozit because it was spamming me. I seem to remember a rant but it may have been a general rant rather than a rant specifically directed at me.

Then again I may have removed myself from the PF thingy in response to Curtis and his rant. It was a while ago. One way or another there was a rant and a me leaving.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: dalebert on February 07, 2012, 01:23:41 PM
I think he may have yelled at me on Facebook once because I had to remove myself from the Porcfest whoozit because it was spamming me.

You referring to the brilliant promotional tactic of constantly spamming people who are already going to PF and badgering them to badger all their friends to go?

I feel yah, bro.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 07, 2012, 01:25:50 PM
Holy shit. Your antics summoned the Ian!

I was actually standing right here when he came down from Valhalla. ----->   *right here*


Lots of smoke and lightning, everywhere.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: BonerJoe on February 07, 2012, 01:32:40 PM
I think he may have yelled at me on Facebook once because I had to remove myself from the Porcfest whoozit because it was spamming me.

You referring to the brilliant promotional tactic of constantly spamming people who are already going to PF and badgering them to badger all their friends to go?

Well, I guess you gotta show some kind of effort for the money you're being paid in a shady backroom deal to run Porc Fest.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Robin on February 07, 2012, 01:52:06 PM
Wait, I thought of a better comeback.

With great power comes great...something.
with great power comes a tiny dick

I'm sorta content that it's not big enough to make a chick give up their kids and marriage. That might lead to some drama.

Fuck you Jay, seriously this is getting old. You don't know me, you don't know why my marriage is over and you definitely don't know SHIT about my kids besides whatever rumors you hear from people who dislike me, you are a total asshole as far as I am concerned and I am ashamed I ever "liked" you as a person away from the internet. Last night I thought about inviting you to talk this out in person since my life seems to really concern you for some reason, but I think seeing your face would make me sick right now. Congrats.

You make fun of the size of my cock, and now your panties are in a twist because you got trolled back? Get real.

So, to clear things up, why aren't you living with your kids right now? Or is that something Mackler can use against you in court, too?

trolling is trolling, blatantly trying to attack a mother when you have no idea what is happening with her children is not trolling, I take that shit seriously. Make fun of my job, say I am flabby, tell everyone I have fake tits, call me names... whatever... bring my kids into it and I take that shit very seriously.

i don't know what your cock looks like, you don't know what is going on with my kids... so maybe we should just both shut the fuck up because this shit is pathetic
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 07, 2012, 01:56:29 PM
"i don't know what your cock looks like, you don't know what is going on with my kids... "


You know, theres actually a very simple solution to both of these problems.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Robin on February 07, 2012, 01:57:28 PM
You know, theres actually a very simple solution to both of these problems.
I think the solution is to stay the fuck out of each others business. My family life has nothing to do with the Mackler shit BJ has been on about.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 07, 2012, 01:58:54 PM
You know, theres actually a very simple solution to both of these problems.
I think the solution is to stay the fuck out of each others business. My family life has nothing to do with the Mackler shit BJ has been on about.

or..........
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Robin on February 07, 2012, 02:00:03 PM
You know, theres actually a very simple solution to both of these problems.
I think the solution is to stay the fuck out of each others business. My family life has nothing to do with the Mackler shit BJ has been on about.

or..........

or thunderdome?
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 07, 2012, 02:06:08 PM
You know, theres actually a very simple solution to both of these problems.
I think the solution is to stay the fuck out of each others business. My family life has nothing to do with the Mackler shit BJ has been on about.

or..........

or thunderdome?


Well YEAH. Thunderdome is always an option, for any problem, but I just dont like seeing that little Feral Kid lurnking around, stealing peoples shit.


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_k4__zh4GdZA/S76mSoR0_9I/AAAAAAAABEM/zoJB5DOMOpc/s1600/Road+Warrior3.JPG)




I had more of a reciprocal agreement in mind though.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: John Shaw on February 07, 2012, 02:10:10 PM
or thunderdome?

See now I'm imagining you two battling it out until you are both half-broken and bleeding like this -

They Live - Fight Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqKFadyJxwg#)

Only ya'll bust out and the emotional walls fall and you make sweet sweet fuck on the ground in front of Blaster Master and the whole crowd of Bartertown and Curtis crushes an aluminum can in his hand, throws it to the ground and points at Bonerjoe and screams "YOU... YOU GOONIES!!!" and runs off crying like a fuckin' goober.

For what it's worth, you both seemed to have enjoyed it in my mental image, and Curtis went off and got with Auntie Entity and everything worked out for the best.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 07, 2012, 02:20:13 PM
Now THATS the ticket!!


Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: dalebert on February 07, 2012, 03:36:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/x5620.jpg)
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Robin on February 07, 2012, 04:53:20 PM
I just vomited in my mouth...

edit...
THIS WHOLE THREAD MAKES ME VOMIT IN MY MOUTH!  :? :?
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: SeanD on February 07, 2012, 05:11:10 PM
Holy shit. Your antics summoned the Ian!

I was actually standing right here when he came down from Valhalla. ----->   *right here*


Lots of smoke and lightning, everywhere.

He stick a fork in the outlet again?
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: SeanD on February 07, 2012, 05:12:21 PM
I just vomited in my mouth...

edit...
THIS WHOLE THREAD MAKES ME VOMIT IN MY MOUTH!  :? :?

So .... Umm... we have to pay extra to see that?
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Robin on February 07, 2012, 05:17:42 PM
I just vomited in my mouth...

edit...
THIS WHOLE THREAD MAKES ME VOMIT IN MY MOUTH!  :? :?

So .... Umm... we have to pay extra to see that?
yup and it will cost even more for me to vomit in your mouth........
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: alaric89 on February 07, 2012, 06:20:21 PM
I will admit I had some curiosity on what people might want with that custom porn thing. I no longer have.
I have learned that some things I really don't want to know.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Robin on February 08, 2012, 09:39:53 AM
I will admit I had some curiosity on what people might want with that custom porn thing. I no longer have.
I have learned that some things I really don't want to know.
I have no doubt in my mind that there is in fact someone on the internet that will video themselves vomiting for you, gross.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 08, 2012, 10:15:51 AM
I will admit I had some curiosity on what people might want with that custom porn thing. I no longer have.
I have learned that some things I really don't want to know.
I have no doubt in my mind that there is in fact someone on the internet that will video themselves vomiting for you, gross.

I would.

For a hefty fee.



However, I would not do this ---> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a59255f320 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a59255f320)   for any fee.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Robin on February 08, 2012, 01:44:47 PM
dunno what that is, totally not clicking it
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 08, 2012, 02:06:26 PM
dunno what that is, totally not clicking it

Its a guy buying kittens at a pet store.


I promise.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Bill Brasky on February 08, 2012, 09:45:23 PM

Usually when I write stuff, its right here. 

Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Robin on February 08, 2012, 11:16:25 PM
ok so i did click it, and i saw asian vomit eating.............. and escaped that bs before it could load. slow internets saved the day.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 08, 2012, 11:23:29 PM



<------- Did you really think you could trust someone with a face like this?
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: anarchir on February 09, 2012, 01:38:36 AM
I saw an orangutan doing some sort of repetitive vomit eating once. Have I told you guys that story? Fucking bizarre.
Title: Re: Any mod want to take (honest) credit for this?
Post by: Robin on February 09, 2012, 08:36:24 AM
I don't trust anyone, so I knew it was something I didnt wanna watch, but those links are like train wrecks... it's fucking horrible but sometimes you can't look away.