Ancap Agency

[alaric89]

Attention Fellow FSP Participants, Pre-Staters, Fellow-Travelers, Porcupines of all flavors, etc.

If you encounter a situation which is not immediately life threatening to yourself or others, and it is a situation in which you might otherwise have reported something or someone to the "authorities"--be it the Police, CPS, DEA, FBI, DHS, CIA, NSA, the Zoning Commission, the Planning Board, whatever; and you are unsure or concerned about what you should do, please do the following:
 

1) Stop, take a breath, and think.

2) Don't allow yourself to get pulled into an argument.

3) Do not immediately post it on FaceBook or other internet forum.

4) Call me (603.340.6654) or someone else in the Porcupine Community you know and trust, and present me (or them) with a brief sketch of the situation.

5) Discuss your options, get some perspective, and have all your "ducks in a row" as it were.

6) Then, and only then, decide on your course of action.

 
Again, this is in cases in which there is not immediate and life-threatening danger to you or someone else.

If there is a fire, call the Fire Department.  Yes, I know they're statist, but they're presently the only viable option.

If there is a medical emergency, call the ambulance/paramedics.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT CALL THE POLICE UNLESS THERE IS EFFECTIVELY NO OTHER OPTION TO PREVENT DEATH OR EXTREME INJURY!

Hopefully, Porcupine 911 will be established soon, and a lot of this stuff can be handled by live operators who can get you assistance.  Until that time, and in the absence of other individuals and/or services, I am available for emergencies 24/7--I don't sleep much, I'm not a partier, and I am trained and experienced at dealing with all manner of situations.  For example:

I am certified in Wilderness First Aid, CPR/AED, etc.

I am a 10 year veteran of the US Army.

I am a trained Mediator (that's Non-Coercive Conflict Resolution), and have been practicing for 8 years.

I have spent the past 5 years working with "at risk" children in NH.

I am trained in Criminal and Counter-Intelligence Investigation.

I am trained in Interviewing and Interrogation, and have studied Body Language and Micro-Expressions extensively.

I've been a firearms instructor for over 20 years.

I am a trained Counselor.

I've been involved in the Liberty Movement since 1996, I joined the FSP in 2003, and I moved to NH in 2006.

I deal well with emergencies, and have had enough of them in my life that very little phases me.

Therefore, chances are I can assist you, advise you, or direct you to someone within the community who can.  If I don't know someone within the community who can assist, chances are I know someone outside the community who can safely assist you.

Please at least consider this option before you get dragged into escalating drama, post stuff on FB, or call the Government Agents.  This will make sure that the FSP is not harmed by things unrelated to it's sole purpose (i.e. getting good pro-liberty folks to NH), and will also prevent the escalations and serious drama which seem to be cropping up as of late.  I suspect folks will be a lot happier all around, and I can promise you I'll do my very best to ensure your concerns are addressed to your satisfaction.

Initial consultations are free.  Matters discussed are confidential unless and until I tell you otherwise explicitly.

Mike Ruff
LFOD Services
603.340.6654
ancapagency@yahoo.com

This sounds great. All problems solved. Now lets take the drama thread and kill it with a ax.
Can I help chip in for a add on FSP or FTL?

[Turd Ferguson]

Not a bad idea.

Not bad at all.

[anarchir]

Good deal.

[dalebert]

Honest to (panentheist) "God", I have offered to pay Ancapagency to mediate between friends of mine just to prevent drama explosions like the latest one in the drama thread.  I hope that will be interpreted as pretty strong endorsement.  (For what little my layman peanut-gallery endorsement is worth.)

[Turd Ferguson]

Honest to (panentheist) "God", I have offered to pay Ancapagency to mediate between friends of mine just to prevent drama explosions like the latest one in the drama thread.  I hope that will be interpreted as pretty strong endorsement.  (For what little my layman peanut-gallery endorsement is worth.)

Dale, your worthless petty little endorsement is just as good as any of the rest of ours.

Dont sell yourself short.

[alaric89]

I endorse Dale's endorsement.
And now his endorsement is worth something.

JK.

[Turd Ferguson]

I endorse alaric's endorsement of dale's endorsement. Even if alaric is just kidding.

Double Stamp

Now you're a player in the BIG game.

Nothing but Learjets, Limousines and bubbly from here on out boys!!!

[dalebert]

This is getting way too meta for me to wrap my head around.

[Turd Ferguson]

This is getting way too meta for me to wrap my head around.

Think Borg, Dale.

But funner.

[alaric89]

Beta.....wtf...lets see wiki pedi a.....second word of the Greek alphabet..... huh...is it a gay thing...doesn't Greek mean butt fucking......
*scrolls down* Oh META......WTF MORE Greek.....
"Another, slightly different interpretation of this term is "about" but not "on" (exactly its own category). For example, in linguistics a grammar is considered as being expressed in a metalanguage, or a sort of language for describing another language (and not itself)."
How is this thread about a thread....... Maybe mikes post will make sense out of this drivel......
Borg? let's see wiki......Nordic castle.......!
*Head explodes*

[Riddler]

aparently, ancap is everything but the kitchen sink
but fuck him anyway...he has me on ''ignore''
i kin shit-talk his momma, ol' lady.....any number of an-cap related things...he won't know.

testing 1-2-3

[Turd Ferguson]

Beta.....wtf...lets see wiki pedi a.....second word of the Greek alphabet..... huh...is it a gay thing...doesn't Greek mean butt fucking......
*scrolls down* Oh META......WTF MORE Greek.....
"Another, slightly different interpretation of this term is "about" but not "on" (exactly its own category). For example, in linguistics a grammar is considered as being expressed in a metalanguage, or a sort of language for describing another language (and not itself)."
How is this thread about a thread....... Maybe mikes post will make sense out of this drivel......
Borg? let's see wiki......Nordic castle.......!
*Head explodes*

The answer is 42

[Turd Ferguson]

aparently, ancap is everything but the kitchen sink
but fuck him anyway...he has me on ''ignore''
i kin shit-talk his momma, ol' lady.....any number of an-cap related things...he won't know.

testing 1-2-3

Ignore is for sissies.


Remember that worthless cunt Avshae? Did you know there were such things as Jewish Nazi's?............ no? Neither did I, but he was proof they exist. But still, I never put him on ignore.

[Fred]

Beta.....wtf...lets see wiki pedi a.....second word of the Greek alphabet..... huh...is it a gay thing...doesn't Greek mean butt fucking......
*scrolls down* Oh META......WTF MORE Greek.....
"Another, slightly different interpretation of this term is "about" but not "on" (exactly its own category). For example, in linguistics a grammar is considered as being expressed in a metalanguage, or a sort of language for describing another language (and not itself)."
How is this thread about a thread....... Maybe mikes post will make sense out of this drivel......
Borg? let's see wiki......Nordic castle.......!
*Head explodes*

The answer is 42

I heard that podcas after that comment it was boring as hell!

[alaric89]

aparently, ancap is everything but the kitchen sink
but fuck him anyway...he has me on ''ignore''
i kin shit-talk his momma, ol' lady.....any number of an-cap related things...he won't know.

testing 1-2-3

That is a bad sign. A libertarian arbitrator should have thick skin.
Dragline should start a competing firm.