The gardening in the park was hilarious.
There was video of him carrying a rifle, and a bag or two of dirt, all haphazardly. Looked like a Monty Python sketch.
Thats the kind of shit where you drop the rifle and the butt smacks the ground, and blows your head clean off.
I would hope the assisting protesters would refuse the local paramedics assistance on his behalf, due to conflict of philosophy. "NO, don't touch him! We have a Porc911 issued, Anarcho Keith will be here shortly with his pick-up truck, after he's done putting pamphlets into library books!"