Alex Libman is a troll, so please stop.

[Bill Brasky]

Warning: Hijacking in progress.

The people who need that notification don't deserve that notification. 

I think you did that notification for masturbatory purposes. 

Which is the only reason to do anything, ever. 

Much like this post you're reading.

Which I've deliberately

shaped

2WtG

[TimeLady Victorious]

No one loves you, TimeLady Victorious, and no one ever will.  You will die alone, shivering in some kidnapper's basement while he's holding you for a jar of untainted urine as ransom, to help him pass a drug test, but no one will care enough about you to UPS him some.  He'll then dump your body at night near where he found you, and your corpse will sour there for months, as birds and even maggots refuse to eat it.  Finally someone will call the police and a bunch of government bureaucrats will dispose of your body in a landfill, costing $50,000 to local tax-victims, who will name an Internet meme after you, meaning something along the lines of "pathetic social parasite who its own mother should have drowned".  The YouTube video of garbage men puking on your corpse will set a new world record.  A new holiday will be invented on April 15th with you as its villain, where children make your effigy out of dung and kitty litter, put it in a giant blender, and convert the liquefied remains to bio-diesel specifically formulated for Burmese mopeds that are used by traveling government agents who perform random anal lubricant viscosity tests in homes across America.

No one's ever said such a heartfelt thing to me before.

Romance accomplished. 

Humans finish mating by the female ripping off the male's head and eating it, right?

[AL the Inconspicuous]

No, by the male going out for cigarettes and never coming back.

[TimeLady Victorious]

Ew, cigarettes! Those things'll kill ya.

[AL the Inconspicuous]

Um...  You don't actually have to buy the cigarettes after you leave...  Duh!

You're not usually this stupid.  I think all your love hormones are blocking your capacity for critical thought...

[TimeLady Victorious]

You're not usually this stupid. 

Clearly you don't know me at all then! This courtship is over!

And I'm keeping your legs! *saws off your legs with a hacksaw, runs off with them*

[AL the Inconspicuous]

Hey, that's almost like a billion dollars worth of Libman steak!

[Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith)]

[TimeLady Victorious]

Hey, that's almost like a billion dollars worth of Libman steak!

If you're serious about that, someday I will buy a vial of your blood. Totally not for an arcane ritual involving me possessing your body and sending all your bank account numbers to me. Totally not.

[AL the Inconspicuous]

Of course I'm serious.  But all my brokerage / savings accounts are empty and closed - I just have a PayPal and a checking account to receive payments, but I always cash it out immediately.

[dalebert]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMEe7JqBgvg

Won't let me embed it. Sorry.

[anarchir]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMEe7JqBgvg

Won't let me embed it. Sorry.

Collegehumor! I thought of this bbs when I first saw that.

[AL the Inconspicuous]

This thread started with a Shawquake, peaked at my thorough debunking, and then devolved into random lulz...

I am not an ordinary troll - I only appear as one to people with IQ <170.

[The ghost of a ghost of a ghost]

Sounds like a gauntlet laid?  If so, I think  a battle of the brains between you and your detractors whereby the loser is  banished from bbs for a year would be great libertarian fun. 

[AL the Inconspicuous]

No deal.

Even the most experienced lancer can make a mistake and lose to a n00b.  Plus I have no incentive for that kind of contest - I don't want anyone banished.  This forum is my trollcave.  I like it, and I wouldn't risk losing just to prove what is already apparent to all the people that matter.