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Re: A thread not created by NHAT
« Reply #135 on: October 16, 2008, 11:27:52 AM »

While she was 'flying' down the road
yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge
only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side
lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with
that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love,
asked, 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied, 'I' m late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting
one finger, then work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand in.
 
I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely
stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot
asshole? ' he asked.

'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a
bridge...'

Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face...............PRICELESS

this

priceless

indeed

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Re: A thread not created by NHAT
« Reply #136 on: October 17, 2008, 03:53:15 PM »

bumping in an attempt to get Rob's threads off pg.1

I was looking for images of barcodes this afternoon.
found this.  cute.



"design barcode inc, tokyo
create barcodes that are fun, and as much a part
of the package design as any other element.
after studying barcode technology standards,
they invented a process that allowed for the
type of work you can see here."

« Last Edit: October 17, 2008, 03:57:18 PM by BAKERBAKER! »
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Re: A thread not created by NHAT
« Reply #137 on: October 17, 2008, 04:12:01 PM »

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Re: A thread not created by NHAT
« Reply #138 on: October 17, 2008, 04:27:27 PM »

That actually made me uncomfortable.  Weird. 
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« Reply #139 on: October 17, 2008, 04:28:28 PM »

That actually made me uncomfortable.  Weird. 

It's those three extra penii at the end that creep me out.
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Re: A thread not created by NHAT
« Reply #140 on: October 17, 2008, 04:29:51 PM »

That actually made me uncomfortable.  Weird. 

It's those three extra penii at the end that creep me out.

Well, the whole thing kind of creeped me out. 
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« Reply #141 on: October 17, 2008, 04:34:04 PM »

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« Reply #142 on: October 17, 2008, 06:37:02 PM »

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« Reply #143 on: October 17, 2008, 06:44:57 PM »

Shit.  The Free Talk Live BBS is the best appetite suppressant of all.  I'll let my doctor know that I don't need her expensive pills, and then I'll show her this site.   :P
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« Reply #144 on: October 17, 2008, 07:11:10 PM »

bumping in an attempt to get Rob's threads off pg.1

I was looking for images of barcodes this afternoon.
found this.  cute.


"design barcode inc, tokyo
create barcodes that are fun, and as much a part
of the package design as any other element.
after studying barcode technology standards,
they invented a process that allowed for the
type of work you can see here."


That is pretty neat. Haven't seen any on products yet.

I used to stencil/graffiti bar codes on stuff... stuff being totally legal objects that were on my own property of course.
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Re: A thread not created by NHAT
« Reply #145 on: October 17, 2008, 11:16:58 PM »


I liked it. 

wat

You no rikee Okuri and her much wonderful penee of happy magic fun time Mister Joeboner?

No, meea confoosed whya youa likea ita.
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Re: A thread not created by NHAT
« Reply #146 on: October 17, 2008, 11:53:21 PM »

bumping in an attempt to get Rob's threads off pg.1

I was looking for images of barcodes this afternoon.
found this.  cute.


"design barcode inc, tokyo
create barcodes that are fun, and as much a part
of the package design as any other element.
after studying barcode technology standards,
they invented a process that allowed for the
type of work you can see here."


That is pretty neat. Haven't seen any on products yet.

I used to stencil/graffiti bar codes on stuff... stuff being totally legal objects that were on my own property of course.

:shock:  get out of my braaain!!!  :shock:

haha. that's exactly what i did with it...i sprayed it onto a bulletin board.  it's a barcode/flag...i got the idea from a stone-sour video.   it's part of my animation project...I'm doing it stop motion and collage.
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« Reply #147 on: October 18, 2008, 01:56:17 AM »


:shock:  get out of my braaain!!!  :shock:

haha. that's exactly what i did with it...i sprayed it onto a bulletin board.  it's a barcode/flag...i got the idea from a stone-sour video.   it's part of my animation project...I'm doing it stop motion and collage.

 :P

Mine had "little by little" beneath instead of numbers.
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« Reply #148 on: October 18, 2008, 02:35:04 PM »

My dog smells like corn chips.  :?
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Re: A thread not created by NHAT
« Reply #149 on: October 18, 2008, 04:29:30 PM »

bumping in an attempt to get Rob's threads off pg.1

I was looking for images of barcodes this afternoon.
found this.  cute.



"design barcode inc, tokyo
create barcodes that are fun, and as much a part
of the package design as any other element.
after studying barcode technology standards,
they invented a process that allowed for the
type of work you can see here."



That's awesome!
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