And don't even get me started on the no money having welfare baby dirty hippy dumpster diving "Left Libertarians"...
That was sarcasm mode, it may not have come across. I was just making an example of what some of the minarchists think, to point out that both sides have their assholes representing.
Hate government.
Yes, I use the word hate. There are folks who think that strong words cause anger. They're right. Sometimes shaking things up is good.
Hate the bureaucracy that people use to hide behind bad deeds. It fucking sucks and if you don't tell people it's bad, and yes, evil, they turn a blind eye to it.
If you hate government and want nothing to do with it, awesome. I'm down with that. That's my bag, even.
If you hate government and you think you can monkeywrench that shit from inside? Go for it. It's not my thing, right? But if you think you can pull off some awesome fuckup from inside, yay you.
If you hate government and you think that living on a fucking shithole/farm sharing crap that other people have thrown away and breeding fucking Emus? You go girl!
If you hate government and you think you can make things better by making shittons of coin in the real world and backing up peeps financially? Rock the fuck on.
If you hate government and only wanna trade in animal skins, weed, and precious metals? Keep it real yo.
If you hate government and you think creating a situation where cops beat on you on camera for jaywalking? Fucking-A. You go do that.
Just hate the fucking government and do something about it, dammit. Keep telling people that government is bad. Hurting people is bad. Robbing people is bad. Bad bad bad. Evil evil evil. Pound it into their fucking heads already. It's bad to hurt people, and they are hurting people, and here's how. That's it. Nothing else matters. At all.
You can't win a fucking war of ideas without having the goddamned moral high ground.
Now I gotta bitch at some people.
Anarchists: (Or thesaurus of the week placeholder word) A little protip, because all ya'll anarchists (My fucking team, btw, since 2007) haven't grasped it yet: Some minarchists? Yeah, they ain't. And you fuckers keep trying to out them while they're infiltrating. And they can't say anything because they'll be exposed. Make sure you know the moles from the real minarchists before you sling shit at them. You might be hurting someone you love. Also, you have bigger fucking enemies to fight. I'm just as, if not
more, paranoid about well poisoning than the next guy, but for Christ's sake, pick your fights already. Worry about the fucking dudes with the guns, not the people who are trying (Even if it's not your way) to help.
Real Minarchists: The more understanding you have of freedom, while still supporting state power, the more hypocritical you have to be, aight? If you get how bad government is, and you still think you should use it? Check yeself. Think about that. Now, if you know that and you're just trying to fuck it up from within? Cool beans. Just keep your fucking heads on straight, because you're risking a serious mindfuck dragon chase and you aren't gonna have any friends if the shit hits the fan. Just sayin'.
Activists and Free Staters: Get off your fucking high horse already. You can brag when your fucking shenanigans deliver the goods. Until then, you're just another asshole like the rest of us, trying to do it your way and seeing if it works. And don't fucking cite Ghandi and Hippies and shit, because they were fighting for shit that a lot of people actually wanted, not trying to dismantle a several thousand year old concept that is so ingrained and drawn from the structure of the family unit itself that it'll probably take generations of education to turn back. There won't be a "Canario in front of a tank" picture that changes the world. (Sorry Lauren) So lighten the fuck up.
INTERESTING GAME. THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS NOT TO PLAY.