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Re: أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمدا رس
« Reply #30 on: September 11, 2009, 12:29:39 AM »
Well, cant you just show them a bit of non-gender skin? Say, your back or butt.
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Re: أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمدا رس
« Reply #31 on: September 11, 2009, 12:31:52 AM »
I'm straight(ish).
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Re: أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمدا رس
« Reply #32 on: September 11, 2009, 12:37:11 AM »
Quote from: Alex  Libman on September 11, 2009, 12:31:52 AM
I'm straight(ish).

Thats not the point tho is it? You are the one wanting to wear the thing, we are discussing ways of getting away with it without obtaining bodily harm.
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Re: أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمدا رس
« Reply #33 on: September 11, 2009, 03:22:22 AM »
Hmm, maybe the Hijab could have a built-in audio player that plays pre-recorded phrases in an Arab woman's voice - "get out of the way, I'm late to milk my she-camel" or whatever would be culturally appropriate.  And air conditioning.  And bulletproofing.  And cup-holders....

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Re: أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمدا رس
« Reply #34 on: September 11, 2009, 03:24:40 AM »
:lol:
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Re: أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمدا رس
« Reply #35 on: September 11, 2009, 09:48:40 AM »
i wipe my ass with islam
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Re: أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمدا رس
« Reply #36 on: September 11, 2009, 01:52:34 PM »
Infidel!
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Re: أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمدا رس
« Reply #37 on: September 11, 2009, 08:01:29 PM »
All I can really hope for in life is that when all of the religious zealots are fighting their holy wars that my family and I can survive it with some modicum of our freedom intact. I know this country has plenty of christians who think that they must defeat the muslims to keep our freedom.

I think we need to defeat all mindless belief systems.
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Re: أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمدا رس
« Reply #38 on: September 11, 2009, 08:45:56 PM »
Then ya gotta pay your Childless / Parents Tax, and ostracize others who refuse.

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Re: أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمدا رس
« Reply #39 on: September 11, 2009, 08:53:45 PM »
No.
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Re: أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمدا رس
« Reply #40 on: September 12, 2009, 02:11:46 PM »
Quote from: Alex  Libman on September 11, 2009, 01:52:34 PM
Infidel!



& fucking proud of it....
i blow my weed/liquor breath in your general direction, while wiping my >fresh-out-of-your-mother's-twat< dripping cock on your curtains, following with a nice defecation on your prayer mat, after which i rip the pages from the kuran, with which to wipe my shitty, heathen/infidel ass.......
then, if i have the energy, i'll draw a cartoon of allah fucking a goat........................
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Re: أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمدا رس
« Reply #41 on: September 12, 2009, 02:30:13 PM »
B-b-but weed & liquor make you not have 10-15 children!  :cry:
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Re: أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمدا رس
« Reply #42 on: September 12, 2009, 04:00:49 PM »
Quote from: Alex  Libman on September 12, 2009, 02:30:13 PM
B-b-but weed & liquor make you not have 10-15 children!  :cry:



tell that to the negroes & latinos
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Re: أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمدا رس
« Reply #43 on: September 12, 2009, 04:21:23 PM »
Quote from: Alex  Libman on September 12, 2009, 02:30:13 PM
B-b-but weed & liquor make you not have 10-15 children!  :cry:

Didn't you listen to the gov't propaganda in HS?  Weed & Liquor make you forget to use condoms and have unplanned chillins
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Re: أشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمدا رس
« Reply #44 on: September 12, 2009, 04:23:56 PM »
Quote from: Lord Humungus on September 12, 2009, 04:00:49 PM
tell that to the [Americans of Tropical Heritage] & latinos

You have to adjust for poverty, and that stereotype is a few decades old.

Mormons are the national breeding champs, and they don't even drink coffee!


Quote from: Admiral Naismith on September 12, 2009, 04:21:23 PM
Weed & Liquor make you forget to use condoms and have unplanned chillins

Yeah, but abortion takes care of that.

We pragmatic free-market economists must find other ways to initiate aggression against the plebs to pressure them to breed!

Cause if we don't, Allah will!

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