(1) The "definitive" joke doesn't apply to this thread. C'mon, learn a little forum history... Except now you can't, it's been purged.
(2) All video that's not 100% kosher duper-free HTML5 is "embed FAIL".
(3) I used to passionately hate movies like
Rocky IV shortly after moving here from Moscow. Now... Now I passionately hate everything else too.
(4) I used to think Dolph Lundgren was cool when I read he has a Master's Degree in Chemical Engineering 'n stuff, but then I learned he used to bully Carl Weathers on the set - that's not cool.