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"My New Truck" (forwarded to me by my mother)
« on: June 02, 2010, 03:37:06 PM »

My Mom just forwarded this to me.

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I bought  a new Ford F-150 and returned to  the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the  radio to work.
 The  salesman explained that the radio was voice  activated.
'Nelson,'  the salesman said to the radio. The radio  replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'  'Willie!' he  continued and 'On The Road Again' came from  the speakers.
Then he  said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant  ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie  Nelson.
I drove  away happy, and for the next few days, every  time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'  I'd get  beautiful classical music, and if I said,   'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome  songs.

Yesterday,  some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my  new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid  him.

I yelled,  'Ass Hole!' Immediately the radio responded  with,
"Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States... "

Damn I love  this  truck...

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Re: "My New Truck" (forwarded to me by my mother)
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2010, 05:43:10 PM »

Seriously, no.
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Re: "My New Truck" (forwarded to me by my mother)
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2010, 05:44:39 PM »

No email forward crap.  Its been purged from Stumbleupon, I'd rather not have to deal with it here. Send it to the Joke thread if you must.
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Re: "My New Truck" (forwarded to me by my mother)
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2010, 06:59:03 PM »

Knew I shoulda posted in the Hijack-Free Zone

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Re: "My New Truck" (forwarded to me by my mother)
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2010, 07:04:22 PM »

Knew I shoulda posted in the Hijack-Free Zone

Everywhere is hijack free for AMPers.
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Re: "My New Truck" (forwarded to me by my mother)
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2010, 07:13:58 PM »

Knew I shoulda posted in the Hijack-Free Zone

Everywhere is hijack free for AMPers.

SECRET FOR CHEAP FUCKS: Just move your thread to the Hijack Free zone and delete a post, then move it back to the regularly scheduled area.
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Re: "My New Truck" (forwarded to me by my mother)
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2010, 07:27:30 PM »

Knew I shoulda posted in the Hijack-Free Zone

Everywhere is hijack free for AMPers.

SECRET FOR CHEAP FUCKS: Just move your thread to the Hijack Free zone and delete a post, then move it back to the regularly scheduled area.
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Re: "My New Truck" (forwarded to me by my mother)
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2010, 08:59:06 AM »

Ooooh cool there's a delete button by every post!
Damn if that's not worth a Platinum Amp, I don't know what is

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Re: "My New Truck" (forwarded to me by my mother)
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2010, 03:56:56 PM »

Ooooh cool there's a delete button by every post!
Damn if that's not worth a Platinum Amp, I don't know what is

Well the free bagels on Sundays are a plus too.

I slightly chuckled at the joke but then it really does not take much to amuse me.
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