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aquabanianskakid

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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #270 on: March 11, 2007, 08:33:56 PM »

We need to have sex parties.
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« Reply #271 on: March 11, 2007, 08:34:04 PM »

I wonder if I even remember how to have sex.

I've often wondered the same thing about myself. 

All you have to do is lay there.
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #272 on: March 11, 2007, 08:34:44 PM »

I wonder if I even remember how to have sex.

I've often wondered the same thing about myself. 

All you have to do is lay there.

Not if it's supposed to be good sex. 
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #273 on: March 11, 2007, 08:35:33 PM »

I wonder if I even remember how to have sex.

I've often wondered the same thing about myself. 

Oh, I'm sure you'll figure it out.
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« Reply #274 on: March 11, 2007, 08:35:56 PM »

I wonder if I even remember how to have sex.

I've often wondered the same thing about myself. 

All you have to do is lay there.

Not if it's supposed to be good sex. 

Well, who cares about you?
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #275 on: March 11, 2007, 08:37:50 PM »

I wonder if I even remember how to have sex.

I've often wondered the same thing about myself. 

Oh, I'm sure you'll figure it out.

Maybe.  I wouldn't put money on it or anything.   :lol:
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« Reply #276 on: March 11, 2007, 08:39:45 PM »

Nickel on 69, please.
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aquabanianskakid

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« Reply #277 on: March 11, 2007, 08:39:53 PM »

I think after 20-30 really awkward moments it will come back.
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #278 on: March 11, 2007, 08:41:03 PM »

I wonder if I even remember how to have sex.

I've often wondered the same thing about myself. 

All you have to do is lay there.

Not if it's supposed to be good sex. 

Well, who cares about you?

I didn't mean for me.  Most men I've had sex with appreciated the fact that I don't just lay on the bed and let them do all the work. 
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aquabanianskakid

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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #279 on: March 11, 2007, 08:43:21 PM »

Who wouldn't.
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« Reply #280 on: March 11, 2007, 08:43:29 PM »

I didn't mean for me.  Most men I've had sex with appreciated the fact that I don't just lay on the bed and let them do all the work. 

Maybe you just need to try something new. Like just laying there.
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« Reply #281 on: March 11, 2007, 08:44:03 PM »

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« Reply #282 on: March 11, 2007, 08:44:50 PM »

I'll keep that in mind. 
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« Reply #283 on: March 11, 2007, 08:45:25 PM »

Ha he took away your fuckdoll!
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« Reply #284 on: March 11, 2007, 08:45:56 PM »

I thought he said it got moldy
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