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Taors

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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #180 on: March 10, 2007, 05:09:33 PM »

You are one sick fuck.
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theghostofbj

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« Reply #181 on: March 10, 2007, 05:13:01 PM »

What? People living in the same house are eventually going to see each other naked. It's only a matter of time.
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #182 on: March 10, 2007, 05:20:57 PM »

Considering his proximity in age to my (now) 13 y.o., there's a chance of... a torrential fling.

I'm more likely to buy a sports car and to start an affair with my tennis instructor right now.
Kind of a mid-life crisis thing.

I'm at least [relatively] cute for an old chick, though.
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« Reply #183 on: March 10, 2007, 05:31:57 PM »

You want Bob and Boner to have multiple orgasms, dontcha?
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« Reply #184 on: March 10, 2007, 05:49:52 PM »

Of course, I have to pay for mine.
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« Reply #185 on: March 10, 2007, 06:15:58 PM »

Wow it looks like we have more whores than Johns here.
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #186 on: March 10, 2007, 06:25:40 PM »

YOU MEAN THERE'S A CHANCE?! :shock:

Ha, get in line.
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #187 on: March 10, 2007, 06:44:58 PM »

Hmmm how about I trade you alcohol for sex Cyro? Hell I would give you some just for a makeout session.
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« Reply #188 on: March 10, 2007, 06:59:35 PM »

Fuck the initial point, lets get freaky!
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« Reply #189 on: March 10, 2007, 07:05:45 PM »

Are you bipolar on demand?
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« Reply #190 on: March 10, 2007, 07:17:12 PM »

I'm sorry I promise the hormones will be under control at porcfest.
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #191 on: March 10, 2007, 08:30:00 PM »

 It's time for the FSP pitch, and I need a confidence boost, boys. Or a warning to refine my sales pitch.....
If you were a 40+ programmer geek, would you tell this woman no?





p.s. This is "the dress", and I have 1 hour to change, so go ahead & be harsh.
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« Reply #192 on: March 10, 2007, 08:32:56 PM »

Impossible!
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« Reply #193 on: March 10, 2007, 08:39:31 PM »

All I can say is, HOTT!
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #194 on: March 10, 2007, 08:42:41 PM »

I'd hit it.   :P
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