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Title: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: lapafrax on December 18, 2006, 04:08:31 PM
Why does Ian say this?

'Cos women are sensitive about their looks.  It brings down the tone of the shrine if you let fat mamas in there.

Look at Andrea.  Shit!!  :shock:
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 18, 2006, 04:39:50 PM
Nothing wrong with a BBW.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: lapafrax on December 19, 2006, 03:21:00 AM
There's everything wrong with a BBW.  You can't find a "BBW's" pussy under all that flab.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 19, 2006, 03:26:51 AM
Just pour flour on it and find the wet spot.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: lapafrax on December 19, 2006, 05:01:13 AM
Whatever floats your boat, dude.  Fat chicks ming, that's all.
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Post by: bonerjoe on December 23, 2006, 11:47:47 AM
Fat is the new skinny. With more people becoming obese, your perversions will be in the minority soon enough.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 23, 2006, 01:54:58 PM
Fat is the new skinny. With more people becoming obese, your perversions will be in the minority soon enough.

I agree with this statement.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: TheAngryPacifist05 on December 23, 2006, 02:30:18 PM
Nothing wrong with a BBW.

I think that is true.  To me Personality and Confidence is far more attractive than the actual physical presentation, to me anyway.  Give me a fun loving, confident big lady over a skinny stuck up bitch any day.

-Windquake
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: mikehz on December 23, 2006, 02:46:05 PM
I guess that fat people are the last group that it's socially acceptable to hate. I've noticed that most of those pointing out the flaws of others usually have some pretty good ones themselves. I guess it's there way of saying to themselves, "Hey, I'm not perfect, but I'm WAY better than that person over there!"

I think that Ian points out that the shrine is (rightly, IMHO) open to everyone because the purpose of the page is to demonstrate that FTL does have a substantial female listener-ship.

There are plenty of other places on the web where you can drool over fashion-plates.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on December 23, 2006, 10:26:41 PM
Fuck this.  Life is a beauty contest in our society. 
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Post by: freedom geek on December 23, 2006, 10:35:36 PM
Fuck this.  Life is a beauty contest in our society. 
Lies. If it were I would fail at everything.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on December 23, 2006, 10:53:26 PM
Fuck this.  Life is a beauty contest in our society. 
Lies. If it were I would fail at everything.

Well, think about it.  Everytime a person sees you, they are judging you on the way you look. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 23, 2006, 10:54:01 PM
Fuck this.  Life is a beauty contest in our society. 
Lies. If it were I would fail at everything.

Well, think about it.  Everytime a person sees you, they are judging you on the way you look. 

This woman speaks the truth about certain truths.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Soundwave on December 23, 2006, 10:54:32 PM
Fuck this.  Life is a beauty contest in our society. 

There are certainly plenty of people who feel this way, and they waste countless hours of time trying to "look beautiful". Beauty is subjective, of course, and I attribute my success so far to hard work and dedication. Life is not a beauty contest for me. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: freedom geek on December 23, 2006, 10:56:28 PM
Fuck this.  Life is a beauty contest in our society. 
Lies. If it were I would fail at everything.

Well, think about it.  Everytime a person sees you, they are judging you on the way you look. 
I'm a geek. I try not to leave my room. If you saw my face you would be blinded by the pale.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Soundwave on December 23, 2006, 10:58:25 PM
I make judgments based on personality.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: freedom geek on December 23, 2006, 11:01:57 PM
I make judgments based on personality.
But soundwave doesn't have emotions or a personality...  :lol:
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Soundwave on December 23, 2006, 11:03:37 PM

*Robot Voice* Soundwave superior, Constructicons inferior!
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 23, 2006, 11:08:01 PM
Fuck this.  Life is a beauty contest in our society. 

There are certainly plenty of people who feel this way, and they waste countless hours of time trying to "look beautiful". Beauty is subjective, of course, and I attribute my success so far to hard work and dedication. Life is not a beauty contest for me. 

But what if someone finds hard work and dedication beautiful qualities?
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Soundwave on December 23, 2006, 11:27:13 PM
Like I said, beauty is subjective. The thread, however, is about looks, which is why I assumed Lindsey's post was as well.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 23, 2006, 11:44:15 PM
Like I said, beauty is subjective. The thread, however, is about looks, which is why I assumed Lindsey's post was as well.

Maybe. I don't know for sure. Lindsey works in mysterious ways...
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: TheAngryPacifist05 on December 24, 2006, 11:46:56 AM
*Robot Voice* Soundwave superior, Constructicons inferior!

Applauded for that one.

-Windquake
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 25, 2006, 10:09:32 AM
Nothing wrong with a BBW.

I think that is true.  To me Personality and Confidence is far more attractive than the actual physical presentation, to me anyway.  Give me a fun loving, confident big lady over a skinny stuck up bitch any day.

-Windquake

I've heard that argument many times, why does the polar opposite have to apply in an attempt to justify one appearance over another? 

Answer this:  Same personality, fantastic human being, coolest person you ever met...  And she worships the ground you walk on.    Would you rather that person be bovine or a jaw dropping knockout? 

Thats what I thought. 

Nothin personal ladies.  Hey, I'm so ugly I cant even get a lap dance, which is why I'm so fucking charming.  Your senses het heightened when you've got a handicap like freakish repuslive looks, like a deaf guy can see real far.  Or whatever. 

'Ol silver tongued Brasky on Christmas Morn, drinkin the beer and handin out the truth.  Sliding that silver tongue up the leg of your jammies.  MMmmm, thats right. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: bonerjoe on December 25, 2006, 11:52:47 AM
I could care less, as long as they don't have fake tits.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 25, 2006, 12:54:03 PM
I could care less, as long as they don't have fake tits.

As long as I can squeeze em, they're real.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Soundwave on December 25, 2006, 12:56:35 PM
Nothing wrong with a BBW.

I think that is true.  To me Personality and Confidence is far more attractive than the actual physical presentation, to me anyway.  Give me a fun loving, confident big lady over a skinny stuck up bitch any day.

-Windquake

I've heard that argument many times, why does the polar opposite have to apply in an attempt to justify one appearance over another? 

Answer this:  Same personality, fantastic human being, coolest person you ever met...  And she worships the ground you walk on.    Would you rather that person be bovine or a jaw dropping knockout? 

Thats what I thought. 

Nothin personal ladies.  Hey, I'm so ugly I cant even get a lap dance, which is why I'm so fucking charming.  Your senses het heightened when you've got a handicap like freakish repuslive looks, like a deaf guy can see real far.  Or whatever. 

'Ol silver tongued Brasky on Christmas Morn, drinkin the beer and handin out the truth.  Sliding that silver tongue up the leg of your jammies.  MMmmm, thats right. 

For me, those great qualities you mentioned come first. If he's attractive on top of it all, it's just a bonus. I'm fortunate enough to have a great boyfriend who is also extra fucking hot!  8)

Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: bonerjoe on December 25, 2006, 12:57:46 PM
I never thought of the "concentration camp" look as hot.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 25, 2006, 01:02:53 PM
Doesn't Ian have a weird looking beard now?
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: bonerjoe on December 25, 2006, 02:08:14 PM
Has Ian NOT ever been weird-looking?
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 25, 2006, 02:09:48 PM
I don't know. I wish I knew how he keeps his weight down.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Soundwave on December 25, 2006, 02:12:08 PM
The answer to that is simple: he has a small body structure, and a fast metabolism.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 25, 2006, 02:21:25 PM
The answer to that is simple: he has a small body structure, and a fast metabolism.

Does he pump iron?
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: zebraflood on December 25, 2006, 03:06:28 PM
That's not a run in your stocking, it's a hand on your leg.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 25, 2006, 04:21:18 PM
That's not a run in your stocking, it's a hand on your leg.

That sounded extremely sexual.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: zebraflood on December 25, 2006, 05:31:30 PM
That's not a run in your stocking, it's a hand on your leg.

That sounded extremely sexual.

I'm not surprised.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on December 25, 2006, 08:19:18 PM
I don't know, maybe it's me - but if you're spending all your time being repulsed by an individual's appearance, chances are you won't be getting to know them simultaneously. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 25, 2006, 08:27:31 PM
I don't know, maybe it's me - but if you're spending all your time being repulsed by an individual's appearance, chances are you won't be getting to know them simultaneously. 

Sounds like a bunch of new age hooey to me.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on December 25, 2006, 08:30:35 PM
I don't know, maybe it's me - but if you're spending all your time being repulsed by an individual's appearance, chances are you won't be getting to know them simultaneously. 

Sounds like a bunch of new age hooey to me.

Nah,  I didn't mean it like that.  You know when you're driving and you see a really bad accident?  And you can't help but strain your neck and almost kill yourself in the process because you're trying to look backwards at it?  Kind of like that...or something. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 25, 2006, 10:32:00 PM
I don't know, maybe it's me - but if you're spending all your time being repulsed by an individual's appearance, chances are you won't be getting to know them simultaneously. 

Sounds like a bunch of new age hooey to me.

Nah,  I didn't mean it like that.  You know when you're driving and you see a really bad accident?  And you can't help but strain your neck and almost kill yourself in the process because you're trying to look backwards at it?  Kind of like that...or something. 

That's a lot of ugly.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 26, 2006, 12:57:46 AM
A Fool For Your Stockings
by ZZ Top


Is it you again outside,
Just banging on the front door?
You say you had enough,
Now you're coming' back for more,
But that's alright.
I said that that's alright.
I may not want to admit it,
I'm just a fool for your stockings I believe.

Now I don't mind when you send money
And bring your girlfriends with you,
But how could one be so thoughtless to try
And handle less than two?
But that's alright.
I said that that's alright, baby.
I may not want to admit it,
I'm just a fool for your stockings I believe.

Now I'm tellin' everybody
It seems too good to be true:
Sweet things can always get sweeter.
I know mine did, how about you?
Yes, it's alright.
I said, yes it is, that's alright.
I may not want to admit it,
I'm just a fool for your stockings I believe.

Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on December 26, 2006, 03:17:53 PM
I don't know, maybe it's me - but if you're spending all your time being repulsed by an individual's appearance, chances are you won't be getting to know them simultaneously. 

Sounds like a bunch of new age hooey to me.

Nah,  I didn't mean it like that.  You know when you're driving and you see a really bad accident?  And you can't help but strain your neck and almost kill yourself in the process because you're trying to look backwards at it?  Kind of like that...or something. 

That's a lot of ugly.

It's everywhere. 
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Post by: ladyattis on December 26, 2006, 04:46:18 PM
ATTENTION: ASSPLAY!

-- Bridget
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 26, 2006, 05:04:16 PM
ATTENTION: ASSPLAY!

-- Bridget

Is that something...sexual?
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on December 26, 2006, 06:43:52 PM
ATTENTION: ASSPLAY!

-- Bridget

Is that something...sexual?

It's something Bridget likes to do from time to time.   :lol:
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 26, 2006, 07:05:25 PM
ATTENTION: ASSPLAY!

-- Bridget

Is that something...sexual?

It's something Bridget likes to do from time to time.   :lol:

I miss you...oh god I just miss you Lindsey! :cry:
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 26, 2006, 07:10:16 PM
Emo, emo on the forum, kill it quick!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v729/XxNinja_KittyxX/hopeness.jpg)
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 26, 2006, 07:22:43 PM
That cat is a little horndog.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 26, 2006, 08:03:40 PM
ATTENTION: ASSPLAY!

-- Bridget

Is that something...sexual?

It's something Bridget likes to do from time to time.   :lol:

I miss you...oh god I just miss you Lindsey! :cry:

Did I die? 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 26, 2006, 08:08:22 PM
ATTENTION: ASSPLAY!

-- Bridget

Is that something...sexual?

It's something Bridget likes to do from time to time.   :lol:

I miss you...oh god I just miss you Lindsey! :cry:

Did I die? 

Your internet persona did.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on December 26, 2006, 08:33:59 PM
ATTENTION: ASSPLAY!

-- Bridget

Is that something...sexual?

It's something Bridget likes to do from time to time.   :lol:

I miss you...oh god I just miss you Lindsey! :cry:

Did I die? 

Your internet persona did.

Only my internet died.  My persona worked 60+ hours last week. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 26, 2006, 08:35:30 PM
ATTENTION: ASSPLAY!

-- Bridget

Is that something...sexual?

It's something Bridget likes to do from time to time.   :lol:

I miss you...oh god I just miss you Lindsey! :cry:

Did I die? 

Only my internet died.  My persona worked 60+ hours last week. 

Your internet persona did.

On the internets we become different people.
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Post by: Bill Brasky on December 26, 2006, 09:16:56 PM
ATTENTION: ASSPLAY!

-- Bridget

(http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/8646/ass1nh0.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on December 26, 2006, 09:18:53 PM
ATTENTION: ASSPLAY!

-- Bridget

Is that something...sexual?

It's something Bridget likes to do from time to time.   :lol:

I miss you...oh god I just miss you Lindsey! :cry:

Did I die? 

Only my internet died.  My persona worked 60+ hours last week. 

Your internet persona did.

On the internets we become different people.

I don't. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 26, 2006, 09:21:31 PM
ATTENTION: ASSPLAY!

-- Bridget

Is that something...sexual?

It's something Bridget likes to do from time to time.   :lol:

I miss you...oh god I just miss you Lindsey! :cry:

Did I die? 

Only my internet died.  My persona worked 60+ hours last week. 

Your internet persona did.

On the internets we become different people.

I don't. 

I don't mean your personality, I mean that a whole other being emerges when you get on the internet, called your Internet Doppelgänger.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on December 26, 2006, 09:27:51 PM
I have no such thing.  :P
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 26, 2006, 09:43:08 PM
I have no such thing.  :P

You do. I met her once. Her name was 'Flimsey'.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: freedom geek on December 27, 2006, 10:20:27 AM
I don't have an internet persona. Instead my soul is spit into two parts. One part is in the real world, the other in the internet. If I leave the internet for too long I start to die, just like how if I leave the real world for too long I starve.
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Post by: Lindsey on December 27, 2006, 12:34:06 PM
I don't have an internet persona. Instead my soul is spit into two parts. One part is in the real world, the other in the internet. If I leave the internet for too long I start to die, just like how if I leave the real world for too long I starve.

That's why you order food from the internet.  No, I've never done this, but apparently you can. 
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Post by: bonerjoe on December 27, 2006, 12:40:59 PM
Pizza Hut takes online orders. Not that I eat that crap.
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Post by: freedom geek on December 27, 2006, 12:53:58 PM
Pizza Hut takes online orders. Not that I eat that crap.
/pizza
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Post by: Lindsey on December 27, 2006, 03:49:44 PM
My red-headed step child works at Pizza Slut. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on December 27, 2006, 04:29:09 PM
What does the red hair have to do with anything?

Nazi.  :(

Well, my friend Will...my red-headed step child...has red hair.  Obnoxiously so, and it's very long.  And he works at Pizza Hut.  So nothing, really.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: freedom geek on December 27, 2006, 06:05:58 PM
I used to have my hair long too, down my back, and in case you don't recall I'm a red head.  :(
I don't hate you... much
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on December 27, 2006, 09:42:14 PM
I used to have my hair long too, down my back, and in case you don't recall I'm a red head.  :(

I do recall.  Why don't you like being a red head? 
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Post by: freedom geek on December 27, 2006, 09:56:20 PM
I used to have my hair long too, down my back, and in case you don't recall I'm a red head.  :(

I do recall.  Why don't you like being a red head? 
You said you find long red hair "Obnoxious"
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Post by: Taors on December 27, 2006, 09:58:16 PM
I used to have my hair long too, down my back, and in case you don't recall I'm a red head.  :(

I do recall.  Why don't you like being a red head? 
You said you find long red hair "Obnoxious"

She's right, it is.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on December 27, 2006, 11:48:22 PM
I used to have my hair long too, down my back, and in case you don't recall I'm a red head.  :(

I do recall.  Why don't you like being a red head? 
You said you find long red hair "Obnoxious"

Actually, I said my friend Will's hair was obnoxious.  And not because it's red, because it's so long. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 28, 2006, 04:11:18 AM
I would say the friend is perhaps more obnoxious than the hair. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on December 28, 2006, 09:22:30 AM
I would say the friend is perhaps more obnoxious than the hair. 

That would be quite accurate.  But even despite the obnoxious factor, I love the guy dearly.   :lol:
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 28, 2006, 10:09:09 AM
I would say the friend is perhaps more obnoxious than the hair. 

I love the guy dearly.   :lol:

lol fag.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: fickenbaisage on December 30, 2006, 05:22:15 AM
It has been a beauty contest since man first walked the earth, and will be forever and ever and ever. Nothing is ever going to change that fact. Girls will just savor attention they get, at least the teenage girls around me showed that.
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Post by: Soundwave on December 30, 2006, 02:20:09 PM
That makes sense, because teenage girls tend to be less secure than older women.
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Post by: Taors on December 30, 2006, 08:14:08 PM
That makes sense, because teenage girls tend to be less secure than older women.

Teenage girls are mean.
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Post by: Rillion on December 30, 2006, 08:21:38 PM
That makes sense, because teenage girls tend to be less secure than older women.

Teenage girls are mean.

Teenagers, generally, are insane.  I wouldn't mind being one again if I could do so knowing what I know now, but there's no way in hell you could make me go back otherwise. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 30, 2006, 08:48:13 PM
That makes sense, because teenage girls tend to be less secure than older women.

Teenage girls are mean.

Teenagers, generally, are insane.  I wouldn't mind being one again if I could do so knowing what I know now, but there's no way in hell you could make me go back otherwise. 

I won't deny it. I am pretty fucking insane.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: fickenbaisage on December 31, 2006, 02:54:26 AM
That makes sense, because teenage girls tend to be less secure than older women.

Teenage girls are mean.

Teenagers, generally, are insane.  I wouldn't mind being one again if I could do so knowing what I know now, but there's no way in hell you could make me go back otherwise. 

My girlfriend won't deny it. She is pretty fucking insane!
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: ladyattis on December 31, 2006, 03:09:24 AM
That makes sense, because teenage girls tend to be less secure than older women.

Teenage girls are mean.

Teenagers, generally, are insane.  I wouldn't mind being one again if I could do so knowing what I know now, but there's no way in hell you could make me go back otherwise. 

Tweenagers are generally insane too. :shock:

-- Bridget
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Post by: Bill Brasky on December 31, 2006, 03:31:32 AM
Heh. 

Punks.  Teens are insane cause they got nuthin to lose.  Match 'em up with a silverback who has an equally wide streak of "I dont give a fuck".. 

You'll see some teens scurrying the hell outta there like their ass was on fire. 

Every adult remembers the first time they were noobs and tripped clumsy-footed into a rats nest of insane grown-ups. 
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Post by: mbd on December 31, 2006, 11:42:45 AM
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, to invoke an old saying. Those sayings get old for a reason. But looks are important too. I don't think success necessarily depends on looking a specific way, but, to use an example, people hire people that look like them. So if physical beauty was as objective a concept as this thread seems to imply, the beautiful would promote the beautiful, the ugly would promote the ugly, and the average person would kick butt all over the place.

And since assplay has been called, I'll depart as quickly as I arrived.

Thank you.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: lapafrax on December 31, 2006, 01:43:43 PM
Fat is the new skinny. With more people becoming obese, your perversions will be in the minority soon enough.

Only fat people say that.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: lapafrax on December 31, 2006, 01:44:30 PM
Like I said, beauty is subjective.

PC bullshit.
Quote
The thread, however, is about looks, which is why I assumed Lindsey's post was as well.

Duh.  Looks rule.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: ladyattis on December 31, 2006, 01:46:26 PM
Looks don't make things that are useful. I'll take the fugly blacksmith while you have the dumb blonde bitch. When you need something useful I'll just charge you double and a night with your dumb blonde bitch.

-- Bridget
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: lapafrax on December 31, 2006, 01:46:47 PM
ATTENTION: ASSPLAY!

-- Bridget

Is that something...sexual?

It's something Bridget likes to do from time to time.   :lol:

I miss you...oh god I just miss you Lindsey! :cry:

Did I die? 

Only my internet died.  My persona worked 60+ hours last week. 

Your internet persona did.

On the internets we become different people.

True!  No one is themselves on the net.  There IS no point!
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: lapafrax on December 31, 2006, 01:47:39 PM
Looks don't make things that are useful. I'll take the fugly blacksmith while you have the dumb blonde bitch. When you need something useful I'll just charge you double and a night with your dumb blonde bitch.

-- Bridget

But she'd still be good looking though.  That trumps all.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: ladyattis on December 31, 2006, 01:49:02 PM
Looks don't make things that are useful. I'll take the fugly blacksmith while you have the dumb blonde bitch. When you need something useful I'll just charge you double and a night with your dumb blonde bitch.

-- Bridget

But she'd still be good looking though.  That trumps all.

No, Nature trumps all, and she's a fugly bitch. Btw, I think you didn't get the point of my post. Usefulness always beats beauty in that beauty must be useful or it's shit. Sorta like your bullshit position in your tagline.

-- Bridget
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Rillion on December 31, 2006, 02:08:29 PM
Looks don't make things that are useful. I'll take the fugly blacksmith while you have the dumb blonde bitch. When you need something useful I'll just charge you double and a night with your dumb blonde bitch.

-- Bridget

But she'd still be good looking though.  That trumps all.

No, Nature trumps all, and she's a fugly bitch.

...and Nature has evolved men to value beautiful women.  Therefore, beauty must be useful for something. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Soundwave on December 31, 2006, 02:15:24 PM
Like I said, beauty is subjective.

PC bullshit.

PC has nothing to do with it. Everyone has different opinions as to what looks good. For example, I find small men attractive, and I prefer pale skin to tan. But there are certainly a lot of ladies who would disagree. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: ladyattis on December 31, 2006, 02:18:41 PM
...and Nature has evolved men to value beautiful women.  Therefore, beauty must be useful for something. 

Right, and Ms. Anorexic is beautiful? :lol: Give me a break! If you can show that beauty can cure a disease or feed an empty stomach, I'll listen. But if you can't will you accept that when blood meets knuckle, utility trumps all?

-- Bridget
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Rillion on December 31, 2006, 03:28:49 PM
Right, and Ms. Anorexic is beautiful?

Did I say she was?  I don't consider anorexics beautiful, and neither do most men.  Nor have they ever.  That comment is entirely out of left field. 

Quote
If you can show that beauty can cure a disease or feed an empty stomach, I'll listen. But if you can't will you accept that when blood meets knuckle, utility trumps all?

Beauty is useful because it is valued, and Nature has selected for it to be valued.  It's as simple as that. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: lapafrax on December 31, 2006, 03:31:39 PM
Like I said, beauty is subjective.

PC bullshit.

PC has nothing to do with it. Everyone has different opinions as to what looks good. For example, I find small men attractive, and I prefer pale skin to tan. But there are certainly a lot of ladies who would disagree. 

It is PC.  You're simply appeasing the ugly people out there! 

Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: lapafrax on December 31, 2006, 04:07:58 PM
I make judgments based on personality.

Exception to the rule, huh?
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: One two three on December 31, 2006, 04:29:04 PM
...and Nature has evolved men to value beautiful women.  Therefore, beauty must be useful for something. 

Right, and Ms. Anorexic is beautiful? :lol: Give me a break! If you can show that beauty can cure a disease or feed an empty stomach, I'll listen. But if you can't will you accept that when blood meets knuckle, utility trumps all?

-- Bridget

You are so ugly you should not even be allowed to talk.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: ladyattis on December 31, 2006, 04:45:53 PM
Beauty is useful because it is valued, and Nature has selected for it to be valued.  It's as simple as that. 

First, prove beauty is useful.

Second, Nature cannot select, NATURE IS. It's like saying the football field selected the football game, and the teams. Nor does the selection by an collection of entities [NATURE] mean it's inherently valuable. Value is contextual. You don't seem to understand that, nor will you, because you're a hard-on for an atheistic teleology. And that pretty much puts you in Fucktard camp with Ben Tucker and l_ron.

-- Bridget
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: ladyattis on December 31, 2006, 04:49:45 PM
Hey, if anyone wants to play the Teleology card, I put them in the hurt locker.

-- Bridget
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on December 31, 2006, 05:04:56 PM
And that pretty much puts you in Fucktard camp with Ben Tucker and l_ron.

-- Bridget

That's harsh.

...darsh.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: freedom geek on December 31, 2006, 08:29:10 PM
ATTENTION: ASSPLAY!

-- Bridget

Is that something...sexual?

It's something Bridget likes to do from time to time.   :lol:

I miss you...oh god I just miss you Lindsey! :cry:

Did I die? 

Only my internet died.  My persona worked 60+ hours last week. 

Your internet persona did.

On the internets we become different people.

True!  No one is themselves on the net.  There IS no point!
Trust me, I'm just as geeky in real life.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 31, 2006, 09:19:14 PM
Hahaha...  Ouch. 

Beauty has its purposes.  It is a commodity people will pay for.  It generates revenue.  True, it is subjective. 

People are visual creatures.  I know its psychobabble, but its true, its an effective marketing tool.  Sure, theres people who dont fall for that shit, but the vast majority do. 

I dont think anything that generates billions of dollars can exactly be called useless.  Shallow perhaps. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on January 01, 2007, 04:00:55 PM
Attractive AND intelligent would be nice.  Too many beautiful idiots out there though.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 01, 2007, 08:16:36 PM
Too many beautiful idiots out there though.

I disagree. 

Ceiling cat only counts one in this room I occupy.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: mbd on January 01, 2007, 08:55:24 PM
Attractive AND intelligent would be nice.  Too many beautiful idiots out there though.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on January 01, 2007, 09:30:36 PM
Attractive AND intelligent would be nice.  Too many beautiful idiots out there though.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Okay, I'll hate you because you're full of yourself instead.   :P
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: bonerjoe on January 01, 2007, 09:48:46 PM
I'm ugly and dumb. i'm fucked.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on January 01, 2007, 10:23:54 PM
I'm ugly and dumb. i'm fucked.

And not in the good way.  As Cyro said, welcome to my world.   :lol:
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on January 02, 2007, 12:59:42 AM
I'm ugly and dumb. i'm fucked.

And not in the good way.  As Cyro said, welcome to my world.   :lol:

Do you whine this much in person? People with disfigurements and deformities are more upbeat about their appearance then you...
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 02, 2007, 01:14:33 AM
Girls are more concened with their appearance then guys.  They start getting looked at much earlier.  Nobody's interested in a fifteen year old boy, but the chicks start getting whistled at. 

Its a buzzkill when the whistling is not directed at them.  Even if they dont want the attention, it still lurks in the back of their heads. 

Attention from the dumbass males is the beginning of their sexual identity.  It takes a long time for the playing field to level out and for people to shed their mistaken identity thrust upon them in highschool. 

Just sayin.  I'll go back to my solitary drinking now. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: mbd on January 02, 2007, 01:19:43 AM
Quote from: mbd
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Okay, I'll hate you because you're full of yourself instead.   :P

You should be full of me instead.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on January 02, 2007, 01:24:51 AM
Girls are more concened with their appearance then guys.  They start getting looked at much earlier.  Nobody's interested in a fifteen year old boy, but the chicks start getting whistled at. 

Its a buzzkill when the whistling is not directed at them.  Even if they dont want the attention, it still lurks in the back of their heads. 

Attention from the dumbass males is the beginning of their sexual identity.  It takes a long time for the playing field to level out and for people to shed their mistaken identity thrust upon them in highschool. 

Just sayin.  I'll go back to my solitary drinking now. 

Shit. So you're saying that by me whistling at a few cute chicks and not their ugly friends that I'm indirectly responsible for crushing their self-esteem? :shock:
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on January 02, 2007, 01:32:39 AM
Quote from: mbd
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Okay, I'll hate you because you're full of yourself instead.   :P

You should be full of me instead.

Oh baby.   :lol:
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on January 02, 2007, 01:40:16 AM
I agree with Brasky in general.  When I was 15, most of the girls I went to high school with did their best to look like they had stepped right off of some skanky magazine cover.  It was actually quite frightening.  And the fact that I live in Florida...land of the overtanned made it worse.  A great deal of the girls had perfectly bleached blonde hair and/or highlights, and the ones who didn't looked some sort of hispanic, were goth, or were one of the 34 who just didn't give a shit.  Kids are mean, man.  Seriously.  Growing up, every single flaw a young girl has is pointed out.  Kids used to ask me the most horrid questions.  Are your nails fake?  Did you dye your hair?  OMG where did you get that shirt?!  Are you going to get braces?  Ugh.  Just remembering it makes me cringe.  I was lucky, I never had acne or anything.  That would have just been one more reason I wanted to kill people.  My take on things now is that we are who we are, and eventually - if we're lucky, we will find another individual who appreciates that fully.  Like Bill said, it takes a long time to get out of high school-mode. 

And Taors, I don't think you not whistling at the ugly girls is scarring them for life or anything.  Chances are good that if they are indeed ugly, they already know it. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on January 02, 2007, 01:46:25 AM
I agree with Brasky in general.  When I was 15, most of the girls I went to high school with did their best to look like they had stepped right off of some skanky magazine cover.  It was actually quite frightening.  And the fact that I live in Florida...land of the overtanned made it worse.  A great deal of the girls had perfectly bleached blonde hair and/or highlights, and the ones who didn't looked some sort of hispanic, were goth, or were one of the 34 who just didn't give a shit.  Kids are mean, man.  Seriously.  Growing up, every single flaw a young girl has is pointed out.  Kids used to ask me the most horrid questions.  Are your nails fake?  Did you dye your hair?  OMG where did you get that shirt?!  Are you going to get braces?  Ugh.  Just remembering it makes me cringe.  I was lucky, I never had acne or anything.  That would have just been one more reason I wanted to kill people.  My take on things now is that we are who we are, and eventually - if we're lucky, we will find another individual who appreciates that fully.  Like Bill said, it takes a long time to get out of high school-mode. 

And Taors, I don't think you not whistling at the ugly girls is scarring them for life or anything.  Chances are good that if they are indeed ugly, they already know it. 

Wow. That's harsh, darsh.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 02, 2007, 01:59:03 AM
Shit. So you're saying that by me whistling at a few cute chicks and not their ugly friends that I'm indirectly responsible for crushing their self-esteem? :shock:

No.  You are but one of many croaking frogs in a vast swamp.  Whistling at ugly chicks can sometimes have serious repercussions. 

1)  They will know you are being sarcastic, and you'll need medical attention. 
2)  They wont know you are being sarcastic, and you will need to make up lies to get away from the fugbeast. 

Either way, its not a good idea to summon the Krakken. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: lapafrax on January 02, 2007, 02:02:20 AM
Like I said, beauty is subjective.

PC bullshit.

PC has nothing to do with it. Everyone has different opinions as to what looks good. For example, I find small men attractive, and I prefer pale skin to tan. But there are certainly a lot of ladies who would disagree. 

It is PC.  You're simply appeasing the ugly people out there! 

Define 'ugly.'

Anyone who is a munter.  Like Andrea in the shrine.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on January 02, 2007, 02:08:28 AM
Shit. So you're saying that by me whistling at a few cute chicks and not their ugly friends that I'm indirectly responsible for crushing their self-esteem? :shock:

No.  You are but one of many croaking frogs in a vast swamp.  Whistling at ugly chicks can sometimes have serious repercussions. 

1)  They will know you are being sarcastic, and you'll need medical attention. 
2)  They wont know you are being sarcastic, and you will need to make up lies to get away from the fugbeast. 

Either way, its not a good idea to summon the Krakken. 

It could not have been said better.   :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on January 02, 2007, 02:09:03 AM
Like I said, beauty is subjective.

PC bullshit.

PC has nothing to do with it. Everyone has different opinions as to what looks good. For example, I find small men attractive, and I prefer pale skin to tan. But there are certainly a lot of ladies who would disagree. 

It is PC.  You're simply appeasing the ugly people out there! 

Define 'ugly.'

Anyone who is a munter.  Like Andrea in the shrine.

Andrea? Pics?
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on January 02, 2007, 02:09:50 AM
Like I said, beauty is subjective.

PC bullshit.

PC has nothing to do with it. Everyone has different opinions as to what looks good. For example, I find small men attractive, and I prefer pale skin to tan. But there are certainly a lot of ladies who would disagree. 

It is PC.  You're simply appeasing the ugly people out there! 

Define 'ugly.'

Anyone who is a munter.  Like Andrea in the shrine.

Andrea? Pics?

The operative phrase in lapafrax's post was in the shrine.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on January 02, 2007, 02:11:58 AM
Like I said, beauty is subjective.

PC bullshit.

PC has nothing to do with it. Everyone has different opinions as to what looks good. For example, I find small men attractive, and I prefer pale skin to tan. But there are certainly a lot of ladies who would disagree. 

It is PC.  You're simply appeasing the ugly people out there! 

Define 'ugly.'

Anyone who is a munter.  Like Andrea in the shrine.

Andrea? Pics?

The operative phrase in lapafrax's post was in the shrine.

You're talking to an extremely lazy man named Taors here, sweetie.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: lapafrax on January 03, 2007, 01:59:27 PM
http://www.freetalklive.com/images/andreab.jpg
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on January 03, 2007, 03:14:28 PM
http://www.freetalklive.com/images/andreab.jpg

So since you're dogging on other people's looks, this of course means we're going to see close-up, head-on, not blurry pictures of you, right?   :shock:
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: ladyattis on January 03, 2007, 03:40:08 PM
o.O...

n00bs!

-- Bridget
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on January 03, 2007, 07:18:36 PM
http://www.freetalklive.com/images/andreab.jpg

Okay I agree with that one.  :lol:

How about this (http://freetalklive.com/images/mel.jpg) one?

I love Mel.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: bonerjoe on January 04, 2007, 03:41:31 AM
I'd do it.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on January 04, 2007, 08:19:01 AM
I'd do it.

Wiiiiiiiiiith?
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: bonerjoe on January 04, 2007, 02:58:50 PM
Looking for a date?
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on January 04, 2007, 04:58:11 PM
Looking for a date?

Possibly.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: bonerjoe on January 04, 2007, 07:32:58 PM
:D
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on January 04, 2007, 08:00:54 PM
So I'll see you at Porcfest?
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: bonerjoe on January 04, 2007, 08:04:48 PM
I don't think they'd let me in.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on January 04, 2007, 08:08:11 PM
Do they discriminate against fat?
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: bonerjoe on January 04, 2007, 08:10:46 PM
No, but I was kicked out of the FSP for trying to help make a town in NH into a Galt's Gulch type libertarian haven.

Idiots.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on January 04, 2007, 09:53:36 PM
Nice Avatar, Taors.   :lol:
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on January 04, 2007, 10:08:53 PM
Nice Avatar, Taors.   :lol:

It's in reference to bewbies.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: ladyattis on January 04, 2007, 10:34:53 PM
No, but I was kicked out of the FSP for trying to help make a town in NH into a Galt's Gulch type libertarian haven.

Idiots.

When was this?

-- Bridget
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: bonerjoe on January 04, 2007, 10:47:48 PM
How quickly you forget.

2004.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: bakerbaker on February 22, 2007, 05:43:12 PM
how the does one manage to get kicked out of a decentralized movement/organization?
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: cerpntaxt on February 22, 2007, 06:03:48 PM
how the does one manage to get kicked out of a decentralized movement/organization?
Word of mouth?
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: cerpntaxt on February 22, 2007, 06:06:49 PM
Probably the same way he ends up as 'guest' all the time...
:( not funny
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: cerpntaxt on February 22, 2007, 06:43:32 PM
Probably the same way he ends up as 'guest' all the time...
:( not funny

I wasn't joking...
I didn't say you were. Oh, wait.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on February 22, 2007, 08:14:09 PM
Cerp, he's naturally a piece of shit. Don't try to wrap your head around it.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on February 22, 2007, 09:29:20 PM
Probably the same way he ends up as 'guest' all the time...

He deleted his own account, both times. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: theghostofbj on February 22, 2007, 09:33:46 PM
It's fun. Everyone should try it a few times when they're in a pissy mood. It makes strong bones.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: aquabanianskakid on February 22, 2007, 09:39:23 PM
 :roll: Bunnies.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: theghostofbj on February 22, 2007, 09:42:46 PM
In Soviet Russia, account deletes YOU!
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on February 23, 2007, 01:23:29 PM
Keep talking shit, limey.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: theghostofbj on February 23, 2007, 02:02:40 PM
Meh.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on February 23, 2007, 04:13:00 PM
Keep talking shit, limey.

Alas, ignorance.

The original point was that he wasn't 'kicked out' he just stop 'participating.' Not that anyone actually remembers what the fuck this was about.

Keep on runnin' it, dawg.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: aquabanianskakid on February 23, 2007, 06:50:57 PM
Yes it is? Yay socialism.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on February 23, 2007, 10:51:23 PM
Keep talking shit, limey.

Alas, ignorance.

The original point was that he wasn't 'kicked out' he just stop 'participating.' Not that anyone actually remembers what the fuck this was about.

Keep on runnin' it, dawg.

It's not my fault you're too dense to extrapolate information.

What information? I already know.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: cerpntaxt on February 23, 2007, 11:45:40 PM
Keep talking shit, limey.

Alas, ignorance.

The original point was that he wasn't 'kicked out' he just stop 'participating.' Not that anyone actually remembers what the fuck this was about.

Keep on runnin' it, dawg.

It's not my fault you're too dense to extrapolate information.

What information? I already know.
Open your eyes. The Truth is right there. Government works if Cyro's in charge.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on February 24, 2007, 12:40:30 AM
I don't doubt Cyro would like to be King of All Humans.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on February 24, 2007, 03:13:33 PM
See, his tyranny is already showing itself...
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: theghostofbj on March 08, 2007, 12:01:19 PM
Check out this hot bitch:

(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/4016/dscf0787yq0.jpg)
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on March 08, 2007, 12:45:40 PM
I like how the lint roller is right next to the cat's face. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: YixilTesiphon on March 08, 2007, 02:15:15 PM
I like how somebody has a desk more messy than mine.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: theghostofbj on March 08, 2007, 02:27:55 PM
Yeah, it gets kind of hectic.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on March 08, 2007, 04:06:20 PM
Yeah, it gets kind of hectic.

Do you party like it's 1999?
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: theghostofbj on March 08, 2007, 04:12:59 PM
If I do I don't remember anything when I wake up.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on March 08, 2007, 04:23:19 PM
Because of Y2K?
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: theghostofbj on March 08, 2007, 04:31:05 PM
Fucking Y2k.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on March 08, 2007, 04:35:26 PM
It destroyed a lot of lives. Probably the most tragic event in human history.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: theghostofbj on March 08, 2007, 04:38:44 PM
If you only knew.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: RedDelPaPa on March 10, 2007, 12:00:53 AM
Nothing wrong with a BBW.

I think that is true.  To me Personality and Confidence is far more attractive than the actual physical presentation, to me anyway.  Give me a fun loving, confident big lady over a skinny stuck up bitch any day.

-Windquake

To a point.  I like smart, confident women with a good personality that look like they at least make an honest effort to take care of themselves physically.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: goten1201 on March 10, 2007, 05:49:24 AM
If I do I don't remember anything when I wake up.

its the parepin they put in the water

....lol  yay NIN ARG
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on March 10, 2007, 10:26:31 AM
Nothing wrong with a BBW.

I think that is true.  To me Personality and Confidence is far more attractive than the actual physical presentation, to me anyway.  Give me a fun loving, confident big lady over a skinny stuck up bitch any day.

-Windquake

To a point.  I like smart, confident women with a good personality that look like they at least make an honest effort to take care of themselves physically.

What if a woman exercises every day and eats healthy but she's still fat because she has a slow metabolism or something's fucked up genetically? They're still taking care of themselves, they just don't look like they are.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: RedDelPaPa on March 10, 2007, 02:09:33 PM
Nothing wrong with a BBW.

I think that is true.  To me Personality and Confidence is far more attractive than the actual physical presentation, to me anyway.  Give me a fun loving, confident big lady over a skinny stuck up bitch any day.

-Windquake

To a point.  I like smart, confident women with a good personality that look like they at least make an honest effort to take care of themselves physically.

What if a woman exercises every day and eats healthy but she's still fat because she has a slow metabolism or something's fucked up genetically? They're still taking care of themselves, they just don't look like they are.

And how often does something like that really happen?
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Taors on March 10, 2007, 02:52:58 PM
Nothing wrong with a BBW.

I think that is true.  To me Personality and Confidence is far more attractive than the actual physical presentation, to me anyway.  Give me a fun loving, confident big lady over a skinny stuck up bitch any day.

-Windquake

To a point.  I like smart, confident women with a good personality that look like they at least make an honest effort to take care of themselves physically.

What if a woman exercises every day and eats healthy but she's still fat because she has a slow metabolism or something's fucked up genetically? They're still taking care of themselves, they just don't look like they are.

And how often does something like that really happen?

I can't say for sure, but it's a hypothetical. Are you going to actually answer the question of keep dodging it?
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Laetitia on March 10, 2007, 03:01:30 PM
There is something to be said for metabolism & hormones, BUT....

Unless a woman (or man) does actually give diet & exercise a try, saying it's hormones and/or genetics is silly, to put it nicely.

That being said, each person is unique. There are women and men I find stunning who are of very different proportions... confidence and general health, along with an interesting character, really does count.

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Post by: RedDelPaPa on March 10, 2007, 04:17:41 PM
Nothing wrong with a BBW.

I think that is true.  To me Personality and Confidence is far more attractive than the actual physical presentation, to me anyway.  Give me a fun loving, confident big lady over a skinny stuck up bitch any day.

-Windquake

To a point.  I like smart, confident women with a good personality that look like they at least make an honest effort to take care of themselves physically.

What if a woman exercises every day and eats healthy but she's still fat because she has a slow metabolism or something's fucked up genetically? They're still taking care of themselves, they just don't look like they are.

And how often does something like that really happen?

I can't say for sure, but it's a hypothetical. Are you going to actually answer the question of keep dodging it?

At first judgment, I would consider a woman you reference as a lazy pig. However, if I witnessed her run 5 miles a day, or do 100 push-ups, I would reassess my original judgment.  Is thing wrong of me?  No.  Attraction does not interact with logic and reason.  It can be cruel, and unfair.  It operates on an entirely different set of rules.  That's just the way it works.
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Post by: Taors on March 10, 2007, 04:18:40 PM
So you would hit this?

(http://www.bobbyworks.com/images/fat%20man%20at%20computer.jpg)
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 10, 2007, 04:21:22 PM
Could you find the place to hit?
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Post by: Laetitia on March 10, 2007, 04:22:20 PM
That might be a bit of a stretch, even for me. I do have a thing for computer geeks who spend far too much time in front of the computer, and too little time in the gym... and the sunlight, for that matter.
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Post by: RedDelPaPa on March 10, 2007, 04:23:04 PM
You people are pretty fucked up.  I hope you're not here to attract women.
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 10, 2007, 04:23:37 PM
I do have a thing for computer geeks who spend far too much time in front of the computer, and too little time in the gym... and the sunlight, for that matter.

:-D
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Post by: Taors on March 10, 2007, 04:39:42 PM
That might be a bit of a stretch, even for me. I do have a thing for computer geeks who spend far too much time in front of the computer, and too little time in the gym... and the sunlight, for that matter.

You're taken though, right?
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Post by: Laetitia on March 10, 2007, 04:56:27 PM
That might be a bit of a stretch, even for me. I do have a thing for computer geeks who spend far too much time in front of the computer, and too little time in the gym... and the sunlight, for that matter.

You're taken though, right?

if he agrees to moving to NH, then yes, I am...
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Post by: Taors on March 10, 2007, 04:58:05 PM
That might be a bit of a stretch, even for me. I do have a thing for computer geeks who spend far too much time in front of the computer, and too little time in the gym... and the sunlight, for that matter.

You're taken though, right?

if he agrees to moving to NH, then yes, I am...

But if he doesn't agree then there's a chance?

YOU MEAN THERE'S A CHANCE?! :shock:
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 10, 2007, 04:58:40 PM
Maybe when you grow pubes.
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Post by: Taors on March 10, 2007, 04:59:42 PM
Maybe when you grow pubes.

Got more than you...













my dad could beat up your dad.
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 10, 2007, 05:00:12 PM
My pubes have their own pubes.
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Post by: Taors on March 10, 2007, 05:05:13 PM
What about your dad's?!
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 10, 2007, 05:06:10 PM
I haven't seen them recently.
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Post by: Taors on March 10, 2007, 05:09:33 PM
You are one sick fuck.
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 10, 2007, 05:13:01 PM
What? People living in the same house are eventually going to see each other naked. It's only a matter of time.
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Post by: Laetitia on March 10, 2007, 05:20:57 PM
Considering his proximity in age to my (now) 13 y.o., there's a chance of... a torrential fling.

I'm more likely to buy a sports car and to start an affair with my tennis instructor right now.
Kind of a mid-life crisis thing.

I'm at least [relatively] cute for an old chick, though.
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Post by: Taors on March 10, 2007, 05:31:57 PM
You want Bob and Boner to have multiple orgasms, dontcha?
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 10, 2007, 05:49:52 PM
Of course, I have to pay for mine.
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 10, 2007, 06:15:58 PM
Wow it looks like we have more whores than Johns here.
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Post by: error on March 10, 2007, 06:25:40 PM
YOU MEAN THERE'S A CHANCE?! :shock:

Ha, get in line.
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 10, 2007, 06:44:58 PM
Hmmm how about I trade you alcohol for sex Cyro? Hell I would give you some just for a makeout session.
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 10, 2007, 06:59:35 PM
Fuck the initial point, lets get freaky!
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 10, 2007, 07:05:45 PM
Are you bipolar on demand?
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 10, 2007, 07:17:12 PM
I'm sorry I promise the hormones will be under control at porcfest.
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Post by: Laetitia on March 10, 2007, 08:30:00 PM
 It's time for the FSP pitch, and I need a confidence boost, boys. Or a warning to refine my sales pitch.....
If you were a 40+ programmer geek, would you tell this woman no?

(http://lh4.google.com/image/mappchik/RfNY5Xy_PuI/AAAAAAAAABA/Tt3EL2P3CJ0/PICT0002.JPG?imgmax=144)
(http://lh4.google.com/image/mappchik/RfNY6Xy_PvI/AAAAAAAAABI/c3tuzx9MGaI/PICT0011.JPG?imgmax=144)
(http://lh4.google.com/image/mappchik/RfNbGXy_PxI/AAAAAAAAABY/qHY5MaFgbBY/PICT0012.JPG?imgmax=144)

p.s. This is "the dress", and I have 1 hour to change, so go ahead & be harsh.
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Post by: cerpntaxt on March 10, 2007, 08:32:56 PM
Impossible!
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 10, 2007, 08:39:31 PM
All I can say is, HOTT!
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Post by: sillyperson on March 10, 2007, 08:42:41 PM
I'd hit it.   :P
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Post by: Laetitia on March 10, 2007, 08:46:52 PM
I'd hit it.   :P

I'd have to hit you... I adore your wife.

I'd actually fight you for her. She's that awesome.
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 10, 2007, 08:48:00 PM
ha oh my... *switching to polyamory mode
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Post by: sillyperson on March 10, 2007, 08:54:40 PM
I adore your wife.
Me too. :D
Irena rocks.
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Post by: Laetitia on March 10, 2007, 08:56:26 PM
okay... I have a few mins. to change if needed. I have a lovely [very] fitted, low cut tweed to switch to, if that would be more appropriate...

I really need this to go well. Am frakking terrified he'll agree to disagree. Will do the right thing either way, but would rather it be with him... he is my favorite computer programmer.
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 10, 2007, 08:57:55 PM
Awwwww...
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 10, 2007, 08:58:57 PM
"he is my favorite computer programmer."

A song needs to be written about this.
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Post by: Laetitia on March 10, 2007, 09:02:10 PM
"he is my favorite computer programmer."

A song needs to be written about this.

it would be both humorous, and slightly pornographic... like an adult rated Weird Al.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: error on March 10, 2007, 09:11:33 PM
It's time for the FSP pitch, and I need a confidence boost, boys. Or a warning to refine my sales pitch.....
If you were a 40+ programmer geek, would you tell this woman no?

(http://lh4.google.com/image/mappchik/RfNY5Xy_PuI/AAAAAAAAABA/Tt3EL2P3CJ0/PICT0002.JPG?imgmax=144)
(http://lh4.google.com/image/mappchik/RfNY6Xy_PvI/AAAAAAAAABI/c3tuzx9MGaI/PICT0011.JPG?imgmax=144)
(http://lh4.google.com/image/mappchik/RfNbGXy_PxI/AAAAAAAAABY/qHY5MaFgbBY/PICT0012.JPG?imgmax=144)

p.s. This is "the dress", and I have 1 hour to change, so go ahead & be harsh.

Speaking as a 34 year old programmer geek, I certainly wouldn't tell you no.
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Post by: Laetitia on March 10, 2007, 09:16:10 PM

Speaking as a 34 year old programmer geek, I certainly wouldn't tell you no.

As I head off to put on my tangerine lipgloss, I thank you.
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Post by: Lindsey on March 10, 2007, 09:35:06 PM
Tangerine lip gloss is great. 
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Post by: rabidfurby on March 10, 2007, 11:34:50 PM
It's time for the FSP pitch, and I need a confidence boost, boys. Or a warning to refine my sales pitch.....
If you were a 40+ programmer geek, would you tell this woman no?

(http://lh4.google.com/image/mappchik/RfNY5Xy_PuI/AAAAAAAAABA/Tt3EL2P3CJ0/PICT0002.JPG?imgmax=144)
(http://lh4.google.com/image/mappchik/RfNY6Xy_PvI/AAAAAAAAABI/c3tuzx9MGaI/PICT0011.JPG?imgmax=144)
(http://lh4.google.com/image/mappchik/RfNbGXy_PxI/AAAAAAAAABY/qHY5MaFgbBY/PICT0012.JPG?imgmax=144)

p.s. This is "the dress", and I have 1 hour to change, so go ahead & be harsh.

Speaking as a 34 year old programmer geek, I certainly wouldn't tell you no.

19 year old programming geek (20 in 9 days). Me neither.

Joy, I think you may have the programming geek market cornered.
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Post by: Lindsey on March 10, 2007, 11:39:22 PM
I think that's the secret. 

1.  Find a market/demographic.

2.  Conquer. 
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Post by: Taors on March 10, 2007, 11:49:06 PM
I think that's the secret. 

1.  Find a market/demographic.

2.  Conquer. 

8)
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Post by: Lindsey on March 10, 2007, 11:55:50 PM
Quickly!  Someone find me a market/demographic!   :lol:
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: RedDelPaPa on March 11, 2007, 01:54:15 AM
You people are pretty fucked up.  I hope you're not here to attract women.

Yes, because online political forums are the real hotspot for picking up chicks.  :lol:

Do girls get all horney when you give details how 9/11 was an inside job?

No because I know better than to try to appeal to a woman's logical brain when I'm hitting on women.  Later in a relationship they seem to be generally impressed with my conclusions and my fearlessness in expressing my beliefs.

Since when is this a political forum?  It's supposed to be, but since when do most of you talk about anything other than bathroom topics?
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 01:59:38 AM
When you're not looking.  If it's so entirely dissatisfying, you're free to leave.  Everyone is also free to talk about what they like to talk about.  Since you don't have to look at things you don't want to, you can also go about your normal posting activities.  There's a little something for everyone. 
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Post by: RedDelPaPa on March 11, 2007, 03:15:01 AM
When you're not looking.  If it's so entirely dissatisfying, you're free to leave.  Everyone is also free to talk about what they like to talk about.  Since you don't have to look at things you don't want to, you can also go about your normal posting activities.  There's a little something for everyone. 

As pathetic as it can be at times, agreed.
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Post by: error on March 11, 2007, 03:34:37 AM
I <3 the ignore button.
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Post by: cerpntaxt on March 11, 2007, 05:24:32 AM
Me too!
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 11:34:51 AM
I think that's the secret. 

1.  Find a market/demographic.

2.  Conquer. 

3. ???

4. Profit.

That's the job description of a hooker, not a regular person.   :P
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 11:39:00 AM
You shouldn't have posted your picture again Cyro. I had a dream about you, ha.
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Post by: Taors on March 11, 2007, 06:10:12 PM
You shouldn't have posted your picture again Cyro. I had a dream about you, ha.

You got all the boys on your mind.
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Post by: sillyperson on March 11, 2007, 06:32:49 PM
Well, Joy... WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 06:39:54 PM
You shouldn't have posted your picture again Cyro. I had a dream about you, ha.

You got all the boys on your mind.

No I don't... I just have a few on my mind.
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 06:45:27 PM
Well, Joy... WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?

Yeah, I wanna know if you had hot geek sex after he said yes or you stormed out crying.
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Post by: cerpntaxt on March 11, 2007, 07:04:46 PM
It will probably just end up like the pear...
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 07:06:51 PM
Thrown in the garbage and incinerated?
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 07:17:28 PM
You shouldn't have posted your picture again Cyro. I had a dream about you, ha.

Down, Bob.   :lol:
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 07:22:22 PM
The part we haven't seen a picture of yet?
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 07:22:52 PM
You shouldn't have posted your picture again Cyro. I had a dream about you, ha.

Down, Bob.   :lol:

Which part of him are you talking too?  :P

Generally the whole thing.  Not only his penis leaps when he is excited.   :lol:
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 07:23:36 PM
It was a nice dream. Cyro and I lived in a house with a white picket fence... jk.


It wasn't too dirty... just a little dirty.
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 07:29:10 PM
Actually you and I had sex, and then we decided to have an open relationship. BTW you were great *wink
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 07:30:17 PM
It was a nice dream. Cyro and I lived in a house with a white picket fence... jk.


It wasn't too dirty... just a little dirty.

No posting the one just in my boxers again then..  :)

What about the one where you're wearing leather?   :shock:
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 07:32:28 PM
It was a nice dream. Cyro and I lived in a house with a white picket fence... jk.


It wasn't too dirty... just a little dirty.

No posting the one just in my boxers again then..  :)

What about the one where you're wearing leather?   :shock:

You mean the really old one in the leather jacket?

I look fat in that pic. :P

Yeah...totally fat.  I've got your fat right here, limey. 
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 07:33:30 PM
I always have detailed dreams, several of my college papers were based on them. Hell my best friend is an english major and used a couple of my dreams for short stories.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 07:34:45 PM
...if that's what you want to call it.   :P
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 07:38:42 PM
Ha, not all of them are gay sex dreams. The majority of them are scifi/apocalypse type dreams. I did have a dream recently that was a murder mystery based in a futuristic city. A politician was the murderer but he framed a vagrant that was staying at the brothel.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 07:42:34 PM
I always have detailed dreams, several of my college papers were based on them. Hell my best friend is an english major and used a couple of my dreams for short stories.

Didn't think you could get away with writing papers on gay sex fantasies... liberal arts college?

My high school AP Lit. class.   :lol:
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 07:44:54 PM
I had a salvia assisted dream the other night that I saved Brian Wilson from an exploding train. God that was wierd.
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 07:45:09 PM
I did go to a Liberal Arts College though. I remember one really good one about 2 times a month. I used to keep a dream journal, so I'm sure that helped me develop a sleep schedule and memory of sorts.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 07:46:04 PM
You're in Florida, it doesn't count.

Sure it does.  It was the gifted class, we drew penis bullet points on posters. 
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 07:50:37 PM
Everyone knows there aren't actually schools in Florida, everyone just goes to theme parks all day.

I would if my fat ass would fit in the roller coaster seats.
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 07:51:36 PM
You're in Florida, it doesn't count.

Sure it does.  It was the gifted class, we drew penis bullet points on posters. 

I was in gifted too. We made our own version of Nickelodeon Gak and went on field trips.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 07:52:28 PM
BJ, the next time a skinny fucker calls themselves fat - want to help me hurt them?   :P
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 07:52:57 PM
:lol:

You want to laugh? I'll make you laugh.
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 07:53:20 PM
I was in the gifted program when I was in public schools. I went to college when I was 16... big mistake. I learned how to party instead of learning to... well... learn.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 07:53:36 PM
BJ, the next time a skinny fucker calls themselves fat - want to help me hurt them?   :P

Ok. But then will you let me take you to Hooters?
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 07:55:27 PM
BJ, the next time a skinny fucker calls themselves fat - want to help me hurt them?   :P

Ok. But then will you let me take you to Hooters?

Be aware that I'm too fat to wear the outfit. 
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 07:56:49 PM
So?
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 07:59:30 PM
I'm fat.  :(

Lies.  Of the dirty skank variety.  I already told you I'd show you fat. 
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 08:02:53 PM
BJ, the next time a skinny fucker calls themselves fat - want to help me hurt them?   :P

Ok. But then will you let me take you to Hooters?

Be aware that I'm too fat to wear the outfit. 

I said take you there to eat, not have you try out for prospective employment. Although I would visit that location often if they hired you.
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 08:05:49 PM
It might be a good time to mention that I'm 6'2 and that I just want Lindsey to beat me up, because I'd enjoy it.  8)

Well then brace yourself, honey - you're gonna get it good.   :lol:
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 08:06:06 PM
Haha, well Lindsey... jump his damned bones already. It's clear who he wants.
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 08:07:07 PM
/me slits his wrists.
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 08:07:38 PM
Well Boner, it's obvious we aren't needed any longer.
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 08:08:02 PM
Wah.
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 08:09:01 PM
Haha, well Lindsey... jump his damned bones already. It's clear who he wants.

Right after I row across this here pond.   :P

And shut up Bob, you know you'd get nasty with me.   :lol:
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 08:10:18 PM
In a heartbeat.
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 08:12:17 PM
http://petmeats.com/imabrokenheart.mp3
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 08:12:52 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of three person "love fest".
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 08:13:22 PM
Wait...am I invited or should I leave you boys alone?   :lol:
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 08:14:18 PM
I think you are more Cyro's type so we'll def. need you. Besides 3 > 2
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 08:16:42 PM
Yeah... I was thinking he would only make it through 1 1/2 beers.
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 08:17:04 PM
I think you are more Cyro's type so we'll def. need you. Besides 3 > 2

I take it this is after Josh has passed out from his 2 budweisers?

He isn't invited.   :lol:
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 08:20:15 PM
Hah. I imagine mixing marmite with water would taste better than Bud.
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 08:20:43 PM
Premature ejaculation, anyone? 
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 08:20:54 PM
If I go past 3 beers I'm fucked.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 08:23:00 PM
Premature ejaculation, anyone? 

Taors can't help it... he isn't "experienced" AT ALL.
Title: Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 08:24:45 PM
If I go past 3 beers I'm fucked.

Who by?

Nobody.
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 08:30:36 PM
Same...
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 08:31:35 PM
Same here. 

Goddammit. 
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 08:32:12 PM
I wonder if I even remember how to have sex.
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 08:32:47 PM
Insert Tab A into Slot B.

I came up with that in 2nd grade.
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 08:33:29 PM
I wonder if I even remember how to have sex.

I've often wondered the same thing about myself. 
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Post by: cerpntaxt on March 11, 2007, 08:33:41 PM
Porn isn't real...
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 08:33:56 PM
We need to have sex parties.
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 08:34:04 PM
I wonder if I even remember how to have sex.

I've often wondered the same thing about myself. 

All you have to do is lay there.
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 08:34:44 PM
I wonder if I even remember how to have sex.

I've often wondered the same thing about myself. 

All you have to do is lay there.

Not if it's supposed to be good sex. 
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Post by: error on March 11, 2007, 08:35:33 PM
I wonder if I even remember how to have sex.

I've often wondered the same thing about myself. 

Oh, I'm sure you'll figure it out.
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 08:35:56 PM
I wonder if I even remember how to have sex.

I've often wondered the same thing about myself. 

All you have to do is lay there.

Not if it's supposed to be good sex. 

Well, who cares about you?
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 08:37:50 PM
I wonder if I even remember how to have sex.

I've often wondered the same thing about myself. 

Oh, I'm sure you'll figure it out.

Maybe.  I wouldn't put money on it or anything.   :lol:
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 08:39:45 PM
Nickel on 69, please.
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 08:39:53 PM
I think after 20-30 really awkward moments it will come back.
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 08:41:03 PM
I wonder if I even remember how to have sex.

I've often wondered the same thing about myself. 

All you have to do is lay there.

Not if it's supposed to be good sex. 

Well, who cares about you?

I didn't mean for me.  Most men I've had sex with appreciated the fact that I don't just lay on the bed and let them do all the work. 
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 08:43:21 PM
Who wouldn't.
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 08:43:29 PM
I didn't mean for me.  Most men I've had sex with appreciated the fact that I don't just lay on the bed and let them do all the work. 

Maybe you just need to try something new. Like just laying there.
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Post by: cerpntaxt on March 11, 2007, 08:44:03 PM
Who wouldn't.
A robot?
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 08:44:50 PM
I'll keep that in mind. 
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 08:45:25 PM
Ha he took away your fuckdoll!
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Post by: cerpntaxt on March 11, 2007, 08:45:56 PM
I thought he said it got moldy
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 08:46:26 PM
Okay, BJ I'm revoking your fuckdoll license.


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 08:47:13 PM
I'll take a fuckdoll.  Any volunteers?   :lol:
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 08:47:37 PM
I'll be there at 11.
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 08:48:38 PM
ROFL.  Those are all female hands.   :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 08:50:59 PM
Darling, I have something to tell you...  :lol:

I don't want to know unless you're gonna tell me with your cock. 
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 08:51:29 PM
Meh.
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 08:53:25 PM
Lies. 
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 08:53:58 PM
Its that small?
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 08:54:31 PM
Ok, I'm just going to go cry myself to sleep.
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 08:55:39 PM
Is WHAT small?  I don't see anything!   :P
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 08:56:02 PM
 :lol: So when do I get to measure it?
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 08:57:07 PM
:lol: So when do I get to measure it?

Get in line. 
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 08:57:39 PM
I was going to use the mouth test to measure.
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Post by: YixilTesiphon on March 11, 2007, 08:58:51 PM
I'll drink Josh's share after he conks.
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 08:59:01 PM
When I get pics of Lindsey topless.

Technically, this is what you asked for...

(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/llbsb4ever/Lindz9.jpg)
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 09:00:14 PM
I'll drink Josh's share after he conks.

Yes... please drink all you wan't.
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 09:02:06 PM
Damn.  Bob, help a girl out here.   :P
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 09:06:01 PM
Hey I can't help you Lindsey, he isn't asking for pictures of my dick.
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Post by: ReverendRyan on March 11, 2007, 09:07:06 PM
I'm still waiting for those nudie pics of Neal and Nigel.
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 09:07:38 PM
Well, I generally don't like appearing topless in general.  It scares people. 
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 09:14:05 PM
Can I be a judge too?!
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 09:15:14 PM
Only if you keep your eyes closed. 
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 09:19:03 PM
 :P
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on March 11, 2007, 09:19:10 PM
Well, I can still touch with my hands right?
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Post by: theghostofbj on March 11, 2007, 09:20:35 PM
Ok, please don't look at my dick:

http://petmeats.com/private/03.jpg
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 09:21:46 PM
That was a 'no' by the way.

I still plan to make Lindsey my queen when I rule the world.  8)

Hurry up.  Power makes me randy. 
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Post by: ButlerShafferRules on March 11, 2007, 10:03:05 PM
i sent in my picture a while back but they didnt post it...maybe it IS a beauty contest! :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on March 11, 2007, 10:20:47 PM
i sent in my picture a while back but they didnt post it...maybe it IS a beauty contest! :lol:

It usually takes Ian a while.  He's busy uhh...doing...things. 
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Post by: YixilTesiphon on March 11, 2007, 10:35:11 PM
i sent in my picture a while back but they didnt post it...maybe it IS a beauty contest! :lol:

Wouldn't that...have an opposite effect?
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Post by: Taors on March 11, 2007, 10:56:32 PM
i sent in my picture a while back but they didnt post it...maybe it IS a beauty contest! :lol:

Was it hot?
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Post by: error on March 11, 2007, 11:19:06 PM
Was it validated?
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Post by: ButlerShafferRules on March 12, 2007, 12:52:33 AM
Was it validated?

Not hot....sorry...just a point and click. No boobage.

Yes validated.
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Post by: freeAgent on March 31, 2007, 07:39:06 PM
Was it validated?

Not hot....sorry...just a point and click. No boobage.

Yes validated.

It's up now, by the way.
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Post by: ButlerShafferRules on April 04, 2007, 12:34:39 AM
Oh! Thanks.