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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #30 on: December 25, 2006, 02:12:08 PM »

The answer to that is simple: he has a small body structure, and a fast metabolism.
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #31 on: December 25, 2006, 02:21:25 PM »

The answer to that is simple: he has a small body structure, and a fast metabolism.

Does he pump iron?
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #32 on: December 25, 2006, 03:06:28 PM »

That's not a run in your stocking, it's a hand on your leg.
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #33 on: December 25, 2006, 04:21:18 PM »

That's not a run in your stocking, it's a hand on your leg.

That sounded extremely sexual.
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #34 on: December 25, 2006, 05:31:30 PM »

That's not a run in your stocking, it's a hand on your leg.

That sounded extremely sexual.

I'm not surprised.
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #35 on: December 25, 2006, 08:19:18 PM »

I don't know, maybe it's me - but if you're spending all your time being repulsed by an individual's appearance, chances are you won't be getting to know them simultaneously. 
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #36 on: December 25, 2006, 08:27:31 PM »

I don't know, maybe it's me - but if you're spending all your time being repulsed by an individual's appearance, chances are you won't be getting to know them simultaneously. 

Sounds like a bunch of new age hooey to me.
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #37 on: December 25, 2006, 08:30:35 PM »

I don't know, maybe it's me - but if you're spending all your time being repulsed by an individual's appearance, chances are you won't be getting to know them simultaneously. 

Sounds like a bunch of new age hooey to me.

Nah,  I didn't mean it like that.  You know when you're driving and you see a really bad accident?  And you can't help but strain your neck and almost kill yourself in the process because you're trying to look backwards at it?  Kind of like that...or something. 
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #38 on: December 25, 2006, 10:32:00 PM »

I don't know, maybe it's me - but if you're spending all your time being repulsed by an individual's appearance, chances are you won't be getting to know them simultaneously. 

Sounds like a bunch of new age hooey to me.

Nah,  I didn't mean it like that.  You know when you're driving and you see a really bad accident?  And you can't help but strain your neck and almost kill yourself in the process because you're trying to look backwards at it?  Kind of like that...or something. 

That's a lot of ugly.
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #39 on: December 26, 2006, 12:57:46 AM »

A Fool For Your Stockings
by ZZ Top


Is it you again outside,
Just banging on the front door?
You say you had enough,
Now you're coming' back for more,
But that's alright.
I said that that's alright.
I may not want to admit it,
I'm just a fool for your stockings I believe.

Now I don't mind when you send money
And bring your girlfriends with you,
But how could one be so thoughtless to try
And handle less than two?
But that's alright.
I said that that's alright, baby.
I may not want to admit it,
I'm just a fool for your stockings I believe.

Now I'm tellin' everybody
It seems too good to be true:
Sweet things can always get sweeter.
I know mine did, how about you?
Yes, it's alright.
I said, yes it is, that's alright.
I may not want to admit it,
I'm just a fool for your stockings I believe.

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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #40 on: December 26, 2006, 03:17:53 PM »

I don't know, maybe it's me - but if you're spending all your time being repulsed by an individual's appearance, chances are you won't be getting to know them simultaneously. 

Sounds like a bunch of new age hooey to me.

Nah,  I didn't mean it like that.  You know when you're driving and you see a really bad accident?  And you can't help but strain your neck and almost kill yourself in the process because you're trying to look backwards at it?  Kind of like that...or something. 

That's a lot of ugly.

It's everywhere. 
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #41 on: December 26, 2006, 04:46:18 PM »

ATTENTION: ASSPLAY!

-- Bridget
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #42 on: December 26, 2006, 05:04:16 PM »

ATTENTION: ASSPLAY!

-- Bridget

Is that something...sexual?
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #43 on: December 26, 2006, 06:43:52 PM »

ATTENTION: ASSPLAY!

-- Bridget

Is that something...sexual?

It's something Bridget likes to do from time to time.   :lol:
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Re: "It's not a beauty contest, ladies!!"
« Reply #44 on: December 26, 2006, 07:05:25 PM »

ATTENTION: ASSPLAY!

-- Bridget

Is that something...sexual?

It's something Bridget likes to do from time to time.   :lol:

I miss you...oh god I just miss you Lindsey! :cry:
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