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Title: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
Post by: anarchir on April 14, 2010, 03:53:48 PM
AKA Guy Gives the Lowdown On Taxation=Theft

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"the government aint gonna show up at my door with a lead pipe, they gonna ask me politely. And yannknow what? I'm gonna politely put my middle finger up and politely say..."

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1932809 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1932809)

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"the federal preserve" (thats what I heard him say)

And he says that at least when people steal his car they dont make him teach them how to drive shift first.

awesome

Title: Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on April 14, 2010, 04:16:37 PM
enjoy your assrape by the federal government

and they WILL assrape you.
Title: Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
Post by: anarchir on April 14, 2010, 04:24:09 PM
Not if he's getting money back, then they dont give a damn.
Title: Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
Post by: Terror Australis on April 15, 2010, 06:13:44 AM
In Australia if you have kids and are married you get back more than you pay in tax. :shock:
Title: Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
Post by: Robin on April 15, 2010, 06:27:51 AM
it is pretty much like that in the states too terror.... get married, have kids, stay in a low income bracket-middle income bracket.... get back a few thousand more than they took out in the first place................
Title: Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
Post by: Laetitia on April 15, 2010, 07:58:29 AM
Not if he's getting money back, then they dont give a damn.

We're "getting money back", and we definitely give a damn.

If somebody threatens me and takes $100, I'm not going to smile and say "Thank you" just because he gives me back $20.
Title: Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
Post by: ForumTroll on April 15, 2010, 09:32:57 AM
Not if he's getting money back, then they dont give a damn.

Actually, it's been illegal not to file for a few years now. So even if they owe you money, you're fucked.
Title: Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
Post by: Riddler on April 15, 2010, 10:54:12 AM
Skweezy Skweez?
nigga please


what i really wanna know is,
#1: what the fuck does this guy do to earn a living (that he made a whopping $2114)

#2: after considering the sum above, how THE FUCK can this twat afford a video camera????
Title: Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
Post by: Ecolitan on April 15, 2010, 10:58:47 AM
They won't come to his door if they can only prove $2114 in income.  It's below the filing requirement in addition to be a far lower priority than they have the manpower for.


I had a moment like that about 9 years ago.  I haven't filed since.
Title: Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
Post by: anarchir on April 15, 2010, 04:35:11 PM
He said he made six times the amount the paper said. He was frustrated cuz he couldn't figure out the paperwork.

I didnt file my taxes last year (just never got round to it). I'm not worried about it. The year before that I filed in November (so, way late) and got like 50 bucks back. This year I filed really early, and have already blown all the money I got back on medical bills for a pet. :(
Title: Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
Post by: John Shaw on April 15, 2010, 06:50:41 PM
He said he made six times the amount the paper said.

He said he made three times that, which is six odd grand.
Title: Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on April 16, 2010, 06:41:39 PM
He said he made six times the amount the paper said. He was frustrated cuz he couldn't figure out the paperwork.

I didnt file my taxes last year (just never got round to it). I'm not worried about it. The year before that I filed in November (so, way late) and got like 50 bucks back. This year I filed really early, and have already blown all the money I got back on medical bills for a pet. :(
I filed early got a bunch of money back and already spent it paying down my credit card.  I have a little bit left and I'm thinking about putting it towards an AK.
Title: Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
Post by: ForumTroll on April 16, 2010, 10:10:04 PM
He said he made six times the amount the paper said. He was frustrated cuz he couldn't figure out the paperwork.

I didnt file my taxes last year (just never got round to it). I'm not worried about it. The year before that I filed in November (so, way late) and got like 50 bucks back. This year I filed really early, and have already blown all the money I got back on medical bills for a pet. :(
I filed early got a bunch of money back and already spent it paying down my credit card.  I have a little bit left and I'm thinking about putting it towards an AK.

There are no AK's in California, only semi-automatic hunting rifles.
Title: Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on April 17, 2010, 01:07:06 AM
He said he made six times the amount the paper said. He was frustrated cuz he couldn't figure out the paperwork.

I didnt file my taxes last year (just never got round to it). I'm not worried about it. The year before that I filed in November (so, way late) and got like 50 bucks back. This year I filed really early, and have already blown all the money I got back on medical bills for a pet. :(
I filed early got a bunch of money back and already spent it paying down my credit card.  I have a little bit left and I'm thinking about putting it towards an AK.

There are no AK's in California, only semi-automatic hunting rifles.
I'm gonna make it from a flat and serialize it as a JOEL-47.
Title: Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
Post by: ForumTroll on April 17, 2010, 01:10:05 AM
He said he made six times the amount the paper said. He was frustrated cuz he couldn't figure out the paperwork.

I didnt file my taxes last year (just never got round to it). I'm not worried about it. The year before that I filed in November (so, way late) and got like 50 bucks back. This year I filed really early, and have already blown all the money I got back on medical bills for a pet. :(
I filed early got a bunch of money back and already spent it paying down my credit card.  I have a little bit left and I'm thinking about putting it towards an AK.

There are no AK's in California, only semi-automatic hunting rifles.
I'm gonna make it from a flat and serialize it as a JOEL-47.

I don't think that exempts you from their stupid rules.
Title: Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
Post by: anarchir on April 17, 2010, 01:52:46 AM
He said he made six times the amount the paper said.

He said he made three times that, which is six odd grand.

My mistake.
Title: Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
Post by: Riddler on April 17, 2010, 08:36:54 AM
He said he made six times the amount the paper said.

He said he made three times that, which is six odd grand.

My mistake.


no.
his.
he shoulda paid more attention in school
Title: Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
Post by: anarchir on April 17, 2010, 03:34:08 PM
He said he made six times the amount the paper said.

He said he made three times that, which is six odd grand.

My mistake.


no.
his.
he shoulda paid more attention in school

They didnt teach anything having to do with taxes at all in my school. Didnt discuss types of tax, filing taxes, etc.
Title: Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
Post by: Riddler on April 17, 2010, 09:20:47 PM
don't dumb yourself down all at once.
i meant .........
the chickle-headed douchebag should have accumulated enough skills at this point in his life to earn more than $6K-a-fucking-year
fuck already, are you his cousin?