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"I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
« on: April 14, 2010, 03:53:48 PM »

AKA Guy Gives the Lowdown On Taxation=Theft

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"the government aint gonna show up at my door with a lead pipe, they gonna ask me politely. And yannknow what? I'm gonna politely put my middle finger up and politely say..."

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1932809

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"the federal preserve" (thats what I heard him say)

And he says that at least when people steal his car they dont make him teach them how to drive shift first.

awesome

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Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2010, 04:16:37 PM »

enjoy your assrape by the federal government

and they WILL assrape you.
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Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2010, 04:24:09 PM »

Not if he's getting money back, then they dont give a damn.
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Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2010, 06:13:44 AM »

In Australia if you have kids and are married you get back more than you pay in tax. :shock:
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Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2010, 06:27:51 AM »

it is pretty much like that in the states too terror.... get married, have kids, stay in a low income bracket-middle income bracket.... get back a few thousand more than they took out in the first place................
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Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2010, 07:58:29 AM »

Not if he's getting money back, then they dont give a damn.

We're "getting money back", and we definitely give a damn.

If somebody threatens me and takes $100, I'm not going to smile and say "Thank you" just because he gives me back $20.
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Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2010, 09:32:57 AM »

Not if he's getting money back, then they dont give a damn.

Actually, it's been illegal not to file for a few years now. So even if they owe you money, you're fucked.
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Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2010, 10:54:12 AM »

Skweezy Skweez?
nigga please


what i really wanna know is,
#1: what the fuck does this guy do to earn a living (that he made a whopping $2114)

#2: after considering the sum above, how THE FUCK can this twat afford a video camera????
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Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2010, 10:58:47 AM »

They won't come to his door if they can only prove $2114 in income.  It's below the filing requirement in addition to be a far lower priority than they have the manpower for.


I had a moment like that about 9 years ago.  I haven't filed since.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2010, 11:01:02 AM by Ecolitan »
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Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2010, 04:35:11 PM »

He said he made six times the amount the paper said. He was frustrated cuz he couldn't figure out the paperwork.

I didnt file my taxes last year (just never got round to it). I'm not worried about it. The year before that I filed in November (so, way late) and got like 50 bucks back. This year I filed really early, and have already blown all the money I got back on medical bills for a pet. :(
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Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2010, 06:50:41 PM »

He said he made six times the amount the paper said.

He said he made three times that, which is six odd grand.
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« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2010, 06:41:39 PM »

He said he made six times the amount the paper said. He was frustrated cuz he couldn't figure out the paperwork.

I didnt file my taxes last year (just never got round to it). I'm not worried about it. The year before that I filed in November (so, way late) and got like 50 bucks back. This year I filed really early, and have already blown all the money I got back on medical bills for a pet. :(
I filed early got a bunch of money back and already spent it paying down my credit card.  I have a little bit left and I'm thinking about putting it towards an AK.
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« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2010, 10:10:04 PM »

He said he made six times the amount the paper said. He was frustrated cuz he couldn't figure out the paperwork.

I didnt file my taxes last year (just never got round to it). I'm not worried about it. The year before that I filed in November (so, way late) and got like 50 bucks back. This year I filed really early, and have already blown all the money I got back on medical bills for a pet. :(
I filed early got a bunch of money back and already spent it paying down my credit card.  I have a little bit left and I'm thinking about putting it towards an AK.

There are no AK's in California, only semi-automatic hunting rifles.
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Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2010, 01:07:06 AM »

He said he made six times the amount the paper said. He was frustrated cuz he couldn't figure out the paperwork.

I didnt file my taxes last year (just never got round to it). I'm not worried about it. The year before that I filed in November (so, way late) and got like 50 bucks back. This year I filed really early, and have already blown all the money I got back on medical bills for a pet. :(
I filed early got a bunch of money back and already spent it paying down my credit card.  I have a little bit left and I'm thinking about putting it towards an AK.

There are no AK's in California, only semi-automatic hunting rifles.
I'm gonna make it from a flat and serialize it as a JOEL-47.
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Re: "I aint f%$#in payin my taxes this year"
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2010, 01:10:05 AM »

He said he made six times the amount the paper said. He was frustrated cuz he couldn't figure out the paperwork.

I didnt file my taxes last year (just never got round to it). I'm not worried about it. The year before that I filed in November (so, way late) and got like 50 bucks back. This year I filed really early, and have already blown all the money I got back on medical bills for a pet. :(
I filed early got a bunch of money back and already spent it paying down my credit card.  I have a little bit left and I'm thinking about putting it towards an AK.

There are no AK's in California, only semi-automatic hunting rifles.
I'm gonna make it from a flat and serialize it as a JOEL-47.

I don't think that exempts you from their stupid rules.
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