Admiral Naismith is repetetive (even the first time he says something).
FTL naturally expects that the majority of its audience would not be listening to every single podcast in full. Adding any more originality for its own sake would dilute the message and the purpose of the show, which is to get new listeners over their anti-liberty brainwashing. That's what it's there to do. Two plus two will always add up to four - making it add up to anything else will not make your life any more interesting.