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Title: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 26, 2009, 07:28:16 AM
I usually just type something like "FTL FTW!" in the comments area of PodcastAwards.com (http://podcastawards.com/), where I vote every 24 hours 0 minutes and 1 seconds, but this time, being half-awake, I typed...


"Free Talk Live is more than just a podcast, it is the national epic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_epic) of Humanity 2.0!"


Wow...  Sometimes I surprise even myself...

Can anyone beat that?   :lol:
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: Riddler on November 26, 2009, 09:28:47 AM
FTL is mind-numbing
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 26, 2009, 09:29:26 AM
FTL is like getting a colloidal gold colonic
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: Riddler on November 26, 2009, 09:34:37 AM
FTL is giving me brain cancer
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 26, 2009, 11:46:22 AM
Um, this is supposed to be over-the-top superlative, like:

"FTL cures cancer - if your speakers are loud enough!"
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: inane on November 26, 2009, 12:50:11 PM
FTL - Fuck Yeah!
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: Riddler on November 26, 2009, 01:19:19 PM
FTL is like a blowjob in church
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: Riddler on November 26, 2009, 01:20:02 PM
....but the priest doesn't give you a hershey bar afterwards
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 26, 2009, 01:29:37 PM
FTL is groin-grabbingly good fun
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: inane on November 26, 2009, 02:55:03 PM
FTL is like a cool glass of lemonade on a hot summer day
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: hellbilly on November 26, 2009, 03:20:11 PM
OK how's this...

"FTL is the FTL of all FTLs!"
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 26, 2009, 11:51:25 PM
Not superlative enough.  Ex:

"FTL - like large tub of clear cool water (and a satellite phone) to a man who collapsed from dehydration while walking through a scorching hot desert... barefoot!"
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: Bill Brasky on November 26, 2009, 11:55:41 PM
The antidote to Rush Limbaugh. 
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: Riddler on November 27, 2009, 09:32:45 AM
like drinking warm douche water
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 29, 2009, 10:13:16 AM
"FTL is so awesome it has a dozen other podcasts orbiting in its gravitational field of awesomeness!"

Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 30, 2009, 10:46:07 AM
"FTL is so great that not even the idiots who took over its forums can diminish its greatness!"


Best one yet.  :lol:
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 30, 2009, 03:23:00 PM
FTL rocks so hard they outrocked Dio
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: hellbilly on November 30, 2009, 06:17:50 PM
"FTL - no longer just the tripe in the pho!"

izzat one better?
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: inane on November 30, 2009, 09:15:53 PM
Quote
"FTL - no longer just the tripe in the pho!"

izzat one better?

that was great


FTL is the bomb. And not just a little bomb. Like, you know, a big one. Like a nuclear missile, yeah, but like, 10 of 'em.
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 30, 2009, 09:30:27 PM
Hmmm, I don't know what "tripe in the pho" means.

(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-confused005.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: inane on November 30, 2009, 09:32:19 PM
pho is a Vietnamese dish
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: MasterShake on November 30, 2009, 10:38:39 PM
To rip off monty python...

"FTL Is like bat's piss.  It shines out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark."
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on November 30, 2009, 11:04:54 PM
FTL is repetitive.
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: davann on December 01, 2009, 03:59:55 PM
Quote from: Alex  Libman on November 30, 2009, 09:30:27 PM
Hmmm, I don't know what "tripe in the pho" means.

(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-confused005.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)


Tripe is a Tia spicy appetizer served with fresh cucumbers to cool the taste buds. Rather delicious. Surprised you never came across this during one of your man-boy love trips.
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: Riddler on December 01, 2009, 05:56:02 PM
Quote from: davann on December 01, 2009, 03:59:55 PM
Quote from: Alex  Libman on November 30, 2009, 09:30:27 PM
Hmmm, I don't know what "tripe in the pho" means.

(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-confused005.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)


Tripe is a Tia spicy appetizer served with fresh cucumbers to cool the taste buds. Rather delicious. Surprised you never came across this during one of your man-boy love trips.


the only tripe i've heard of , is the stomach lining of a fucking cow.
nastiest shit ever
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: hellbilly on December 01, 2009, 06:12:46 PM
Yep- tripe is sinewy pieces of meat. Not even sure from which animal it comes from in the pho I get locally.. but it's pretty tasty.
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: davann on December 01, 2009, 07:20:55 PM
Quote from: Lord Humungus on December 01, 2009, 05:56:02 PM
Quote from: davann on December 01, 2009, 03:59:55 PM
Quote from: Alex  Libman on November 30, 2009, 09:30:27 PM
Hmmm, I don't know what "tripe in the pho" means.

(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-confused005.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)


Tripe is a Tia spicy appetizer served with fresh cucumbers to cool the taste buds. Rather delicious. Surprised you never came across this during one of your man-boy love trips.


the only tripe i've heard of , is the stomach lining of a fucking cow.
nastiest shit ever

Eh, I love bratwurst also. Then again, I should never trust anything from the East.
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: Riddler on December 01, 2009, 08:34:30 PM
Quote from: hellbilly on December 01, 2009, 06:12:46 PM
Yep- tripe is sinewy pieces of meat. Not even sure from which animal it comes from in the pho I get locally.. but it's pretty tasty.

Beef tripe is usually made from only the first three chambers of a cow's stomach: the rumen (blanket/flat/smooth tripe), the reticulum (honeycomb and pocket tripe), and the omasum (book/bible/leaf tripe). Abomasum (reed) tripe is seen much less frequently, owing to its glandular tissue content. Tripe is also produced from sheep, goats, pigs, and deer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tripe

as i said......nasty-ass
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on December 01, 2009, 09:20:29 PM
FTL tastes better than Marilyn Monroe's piss
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: The Green Bastard on December 02, 2009, 11:49:15 PM
FTL is making me get laid even less.
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on December 03, 2009, 02:18:25 AM
FTL will give you a bigger explosion and a greater yield than Operation Plowshare ever would!
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on December 03, 2009, 08:09:14 AM
FTL is repetitive.
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: Andy on December 03, 2009, 01:17:55 PM
Quote from: Admiral Naismith on December 03, 2009, 08:09:14 AM
FTL is repetitive.

WINNAR
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: Riddler on December 03, 2009, 04:23:25 PM
is like a root canal without the novacain (sp?)
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: MacFall on December 03, 2009, 06:43:10 PM
"Free Talk Live exudes awesome at a density that completely muffles the sound of traditional talk radio."
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: inane on December 04, 2009, 12:19:48 AM
FTL is like getting repeatedly smashed in the face with a brick.

But in a pleasant way.
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: MasterShake on December 04, 2009, 09:44:11 PM
FTL makes me moist.
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on December 17, 2009, 07:50:41 AM
Quote from: rabidfurby on December 16, 2009, 08:30:16 PM
"Free Talk Live makes your girlfriend wet" should be all the persuasion you need.

:lol:
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on December 17, 2009, 11:39:47 AM
FTL has more power than multi-tape Turing machines!
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: ciscokid1024 on December 17, 2009, 04:21:08 PM
Free Talk live is Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on December 17, 2009, 08:38:42 PM
I must object to that last one.  Julie Andrews makes you gay.
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on December 17, 2009, 09:27:41 PM
Freetalklive is repetetive.
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on December 18, 2009, 03:34:25 AM
Admiral Naismith is repetetive (even the first time he says something).

FTL naturally expects that the majority of its audience would not be listening to every single podcast in full.  Adding any more originality for its own sake would dilute the message and the purpose of the show, which is to get new listeners over their anti-liberty brainwashing.  That's what it's there to do.  Two plus two will always add up to four - making it add up to anything else will not make your life any more interesting.

Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on March 01, 2010, 04:13:51 PM
Time to VOTE (http://vote.freetalklive.com/) again, and be sure to enter a nice comment as well.

"Number 84 on the Talkers Magazine list of top 250 national radio shows, but number 1 in our hearts!"

:roll:
Title: Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on March 01, 2010, 07:40:56 PM
Ian Freeman: the love child of Harry Browne and Screech.