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AL the Inconspicuous

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"FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
« on: November 26, 2009, 07:28:16 AM »

I usually just type something like "FTL FTW!" in the comments area of PodcastAwards.com, where I vote every 24 hours 0 minutes and 1 seconds, but this time, being half-awake, I typed...


"Free Talk Live is more than just a podcast, it is the national epic of Humanity 2.0!"


Wow...  Sometimes I surprise even myself...

Can anyone beat that?   :lol:
« Last Edit: November 26, 2009, 07:42:32 AM by Alex Libman »
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Riddler

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Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2009, 09:28:47 AM »

FTL is mind-numbing
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Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2009, 09:29:26 AM »

FTL is like getting a colloidal gold colonic
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Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2009, 09:34:37 AM »

FTL is giving me brain cancer
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AL the Inconspicuous

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Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2009, 11:46:22 AM »

Um, this is supposed to be over-the-top superlative, like:

"FTL cures cancer - if your speakers are loud enough!"
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Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2009, 12:50:11 PM »

FTL - Fuck Yeah!
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Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2009, 01:19:19 PM »

FTL is like a blowjob in church
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Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2009, 01:20:02 PM »

....but the priest doesn't give you a hershey bar afterwards
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Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2009, 01:29:37 PM »

FTL is groin-grabbingly good fun
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Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2009, 02:55:03 PM »

FTL is like a cool glass of lemonade on a hot summer day
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Re: "FTL is (blank)" - superlativisms contest
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2009, 03:20:11 PM »

OK how's this...

"FTL is the FTL of all FTLs!"
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AL the Inconspicuous

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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2009, 11:51:25 PM »

Not superlative enough.  Ex:

"FTL - like large tub of clear cool water (and a satellite phone) to a man who collapsed from dehydration while walking through a scorching hot desert... barefoot!"
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« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2009, 11:55:41 PM »

The antidote to Rush Limbaugh. 
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« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2009, 09:32:45 AM »

like drinking warm douche water
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AL the Inconspicuous

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« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2009, 10:13:16 AM »

"FTL is so awesome it has a dozen other podcasts orbiting in its gravitational field of awesomeness!"

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