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Free Talk Live => General => Topic started by: vanguardist on February 20, 2006, 09:05:55 PM
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I came across this http://www.no-treason.com/Freely/1.php and wanted to share it:
"Park illegally. Smoke a joint. Drain a swamp. Sell something for cash. Buy something for cash. Don't report income. Submit false census data. Buy an unregistered gun. Sell an unregistered gun. Don't license your dog or cat. Piss on your own front lawn. Praise Jesus in front of a Planned Parenthood clinic. Praise free speech on any campus. Ice a terminally-ill relative who begs to die. Marry the person you love without getting a marriage certificate. Blow up a cactus. Chainsaw a really old tree on your property. Encrypt anything. Tune your car so that it sucks gas and kicks ass. Find a Saturday Night Special Assault Rifle and load it with Cop Killer Bullets, then use it to pop an endangered bunny twixt his soft, fuzzy ears. Fuck somebody who wants to fuck you in a nasty, illegal way. Peel out at a red light. Bet on something with someone. Write an email using the terms "auto sear" and "detonator". Burn something without a permit. Drive uninsured while talking on your cellphone. Hoard bullets and good pornography. Light a Marlboro in the mall.
God damn it, stop reading and moaning, go out and fucking do something outside the cattle car-shaped box."
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Here is something everyone should do. Buy a decent rifle. anything in .223, .308, 7.82x39 will have a lot of cheap ammo.
AND LEARN TO SHOOT. Not the spray and pray like the police do.
"The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of shit because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?" Gunny Hartman. Full Metal Jacket.
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Heh, I have a mosin-nagant 91/30, so I deal with 7.62x54r
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I don't have any ammo because I don't have a gun as a result of being at a university in the UnFree State (aka WA). I definately want to look into getting a .30'06 in NH. Any suggestions on that?
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Yes. Graduate and move. Then go shopping.
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I don't have any ammo because I don't have a gun as a result of being at a university in the UnFree State (aka WA). I definately want to look into getting a .30'06 in NH. Any suggestions on that?
Hunting rifles are for hunting deer, they are nice weapons, usually more expensive, and are single action. If you plan on hunting deer, fine. If you would like to have a rifle for self protection of the home, get an assault rifle. It doesn't have to be a full auto machine gun, most people would waste the whole magazine in one ragged burst. But a semi-auto assault rifle is legal, and you pull the trigger 20 or 30 times with accuracy before reloading. They can take a beating, they are smaller than hunting rifles, used weapons are generally affordable if you keep it simple, and ammo is plentiful and cheap.
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Shoot the damn thing, of course just not at me. I do not own a gun nor do I plan on owning a gun but the point is missed. Go out and do something. Love your 2nd amendement the same as 1 and 4. Stick your guns in the air whoot them and yell i love freedom.
"God damn it, stop reading and moaning, go out and... do something"
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I came across this http://www.no-treason.com/Freely/1.php and wanted to share it:
"Park illegally. Smoke a joint. Drain a swamp. Sell something for cash. Buy something for cash. Don't report income. Submit false census data. Buy an unregistered gun. Sell an unregistered gun. Don't license your dog or cat. Piss on your own front lawn. Praise Jesus in front of a Planned Parenthood clinic. Praise free speech on any campus. Ice a terminally-ill relative who begs to die. Marry the person you love without getting a marriage certificate. Blow up a cactus. Chainsaw a really old tree on your property. Encrypt anything. Tune your car so that it sucks gas and kicks ass. Find a Saturday Night Special Assault Rifle and load it with Cop Killer Bullets, then use it to pop an endangered bunny twixt his soft, fuzzy ears. Fuck somebody who wants to fuck you in a nasty, illegal way. Peel out at a red light. Bet on something with someone. Write an email using the terms "auto sear" and "detonator". Burn something without a permit. Drive uninsured while talking on your cellphone. Hoard bullets and good pornography. Light a Marlboro in the mall.
God damn it, stop reading and moaning, go out and fucking do something outside the cattle car-shaped box."
Seeing as everyone else is taking up arms and neglecting the rest of the list, I've decided to drain a swamp. Sounds like an interesting endeavor. Afterwards, the hunt for an ancient tree begins.
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Sounds like The Anarchist's Checklist.
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I have the porn and the fucking part down. Actually, I had it down a long time ago. You do the math. I've been with someone who lit a cigarette in the mall. Damn, I need more excitement. Somebody let me handle their gun!
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I have the porn and the fucking part down. Actually, I had it down a long time ago. You do the math.
Unpack that, Lindsey.
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Well, the swamp is officially drained. I've turn it into a shooting range. Enjoy.
Also, as I was arriving home today, I noticed a census worker knocking on my door. Not wanting to waste any time, I double parked and rushed up to her. I informed her of the circus clown, gimp and dendrophiliac living with me, although she should count the gimp seeing as we will be euthanizing soon. What luck!
And if anyone needs to borrow some porn, I'll hook you up.
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The list is missing a really, really important one:
"get your ass to New Hampshire with the rest of us Freedom-lovers!"
oooh, and check the Freedom Progress blog:
http://freestateblogs.net
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I have the porn and the fucking part down. Actually, I had it down a long time ago. You do the math. I've been with someone who lit a cigarette in the mall. Damn, I need more excitement. Somebody let me handle their gun!
u kin handle mine anytime
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Hahahaha, ha. :P
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That sounds like excitement to me!
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At the time I was looking at the O RLY owl website, and there's one that says that. I thought it was a better response than "ACE FRLY" or "LOLDEAD" 8)
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I just went there. I totally don't get it. Is that a high school thing?
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It's some random internet thing. I'm not really sure. I just thought it was funny because I made all those a pictures slideshow screensaver on my friend's mom's computer. I have a tendency to insert random, odd pictures on her computer.
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I'm sure she appreciates that. If I found a bunch of pix of those creatures (don't even look like owls) on my computer, I would go Coo Coo. I mean Who-Who.
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Well, before the owls, I made this her desktop:
(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/llbsb4ever/sANCHEZ.bmp)
Yes, I named him myself.
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Well, before the owls, I made this her desktop:
Yes, I named him myself.
Kewl. That's the kung fu guru from Kill Bill 2, reincarnated!
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Eh, I did a GIS and found it already photoshopped, I just added the Sanchez part. :lol:
But it freaked her the fuck out, which was the entire purpose.
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Eh, I did a GIS and found it already photoshopped, I just added the Sanchez part. :lol:
But it freaked her the fuck out, which was the entire purpose.
That is definitely the effect it would have on me.
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If you ever buy pot seeds keep half and plant those in government flower beds and in the yards of your local anti-drug czar. I would love to see a billionaire seed the country from a plane, have fields and fields of wild pot growing across the land.
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If you ever buy pot seeds keep half and plant those in government flower beds and in the yards of your local anti-drug czar. I would love to see a billionaire seed the country from a plane, have fields and fields of wild pot growing across the land.
Wow. There should be a special award for an idea like that. Probably is. Applause.
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Maybe George Soros would consider it.
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Maybe George Soros would consider it.
Or, maybe someone could start an underground fund drive. Maybe NORML and High Times would sponsor it.
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Wouldn't that be kind of incriminating?
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Not if you used a stealth glider.
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Actually the best way to seed the nation would be to mix the seed in with bird feed. Scatter that and were ever the bird flys and eventually poops the seed will grow. Not all seeds will be digested and many end up ready to germinate in the bird excrement. Also who would suspect someone who is feeding birds in a park?
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Actually the best way to seed the nation would be to mix the seed in with bird feed. Scatter that and were ever the bird flys and eventually poops the seed will grow. Not all seeds will be digested and many end up ready to germinate in the bird excrement. Also who would suspect someone who is feeding birds in a park?
In honor of my 200th post, I'd like to say this is a shiny idea.
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Actually the best way to seed the nation would be to mix the seed in with bird feed. Scatter that and were ever the bird flys and eventually poops the seed will grow. Not all seeds will be digested and many end up ready to germinate in the bird excrement. Also who would suspect someone who is feeding birds in a park?
Your plan is flawed in one way. After feeding, the birds will get stoned. And then what do you have? Birds just laying around all day arguing over who's gonna go to McDonalds.
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Fried birds.
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Amature you nor birds can get high off of eating a few seeds. Go to your favorite birdseed outlet and look at the list of ingredents. Deactivated Cannabis seeds will be listed on some bags especially any imported from Mexico. This just means they exposed the seeds to heat so that they will not germinate. If you know what you are looking at mj seeds are already in birdseed mixes.
BTW I think it is a splendedly shitty idea. :)
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It history repeating itself? Or is this deteriorating into another Time Cube thread?
http://www.timecube.com
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OK, you've done this before. What does "..." mean?
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It's the equivalent, in this case, of a blank stare and a "What the fuck?". And it is due to your completely irrelevant Timecube comment, which is highly perplexing.
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It's the equivalent, in this case, of a blank stare and a "What the fuck?". And it is due to your completely irrelevant Timecube comment, which is highly perplexing.
So is it just irrelevant comments that perplex you, or the Time Cube in particular. If it's the former, I can see I'm going to have a lot more fun here. If it's the latter, I think the following will help:
Nevada's 77,000 ton nuclear waste burial should be made a monument to Scholasticism's evil singularity - contradicted by Cubic Created life, relative to the Cubium dipole atom.
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Sorry, I'm totally down with the Timecube.
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Sorry, I'm totally down with the Timecube.
Me too. I think we could make beautiful 4-cornered music together.
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What a cheesy line... :lol:
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What a cheesy line... :lol:
But totally cubular, you have to admit.
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All your cubes are belong to us.
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It history repeating itself? Or is this deteriorating into another Time Cube thread?
http://www.timecube.com
That was funny hilarious the first time.
It's just annoying the second time and beyond.
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All your cubes are belong to us.
What the hell kind of obscure reference is that? Is that Frank Zappa or something?
:P
PS. I read slashdot, so yes I do know the reference. I just think that the only way to know whether something is obscure, is to use the chicken to measure it!
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Ever seen those cubes of chicken bullion? Makes you think, doesn't it?
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Only if the timecube is measured in chickens...
-- Bridget
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Which it's not.
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I've read that entire site. Nowhere does it contain anything of the sort.
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Let's end the controversy, here is what Dr. Gene Ray himself says about measuring:
"Apply analytical math to Earth sphere and discover 2 opposite hemispheres rotating in opposite directions - equal to a ZERO value existence."
Note that there is NO MENTION OF CHICKENS!
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Not really. I just don't see why you're incorporating this chicken reference into half of what you post... :?
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I really, honestly don't think there's anything to understand with regards as to WHY you manage to work it in to everything. I'm sure there's something to understand behind it, but whatever. There's absolutely no possible way it's relevant to that many things.
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There is a point. I'm sorry if you're incapable of understanding.
Not sorry enough to explain?
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That was probably his way of calling me stupid. Unfortunately, I don't qualify for the stupid category. I do fit into "I don't give a flying fuck" for 200 though.
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I totally cubed your chicken.
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You're all fucked in the mind.
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You're all fucked in the mind.
As well as other places :D