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Title: "Do Something"
Post by: vanguardist on February 20, 2006, 09:05:55 PM
I came across this http://www.no-treason.com/Freely/1.php and wanted to share it:

"Park illegally. Smoke a joint. Drain a swamp. Sell something for cash. Buy something for cash. Don't report income. Submit false census data. Buy an unregistered gun. Sell an unregistered gun. Don't license your dog or cat. Piss on your own front lawn. Praise Jesus in front of a Planned Parenthood clinic. Praise free speech on any campus. Ice a terminally-ill relative who begs to die. Marry the person you love without getting a marriage certificate. Blow up a cactus. Chainsaw a really old tree on your property. Encrypt anything. Tune your car so that it sucks gas and kicks ass. Find a Saturday Night Special Assault Rifle and load it with Cop Killer Bullets, then use it to pop an endangered bunny twixt his soft, fuzzy ears. Fuck somebody who wants to fuck you in a nasty, illegal way. Peel out at a red light. Bet on something with someone. Write an email using the terms "auto sear" and "detonator". Burn something without a permit. Drive uninsured while talking on your cellphone. Hoard bullets and good pornography. Light a Marlboro in the mall.

God damn it, stop reading and moaning, go out and fucking do something outside the cattle car-shaped box."
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Evil Muppet on February 20, 2006, 09:50:11 PM
Here is something everyone should do.  Buy a decent rifle.  anything in .223, .308, 7.82x39 will have a lot of cheap ammo. 
AND LEARN TO SHOOT.  Not the spray and pray like the police do. 

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of shit because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?"  Gunny Hartman.  Full Metal Jacket. 
 
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: vanguardist on February 20, 2006, 09:54:35 PM
Heh, I have a mosin-nagant 91/30, so I deal with 7.62x54r
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: bushwacker on February 22, 2006, 08:48:17 PM
I don't have any ammo because I don't have a gun as a result of being at a university in the UnFree State (aka WA). I definately want to look into getting a .30'06 in NH. Any suggestions on that?
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: error on February 22, 2006, 08:58:28 PM
Yes. Graduate and move. Then go shopping.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Bill Brasky on February 22, 2006, 10:52:32 PM
I don't have any ammo because I don't have a gun as a result of being at a university in the UnFree State (aka WA). I definately want to look into getting a .30'06 in NH. Any suggestions on that?

Hunting rifles are for hunting deer, they are nice weapons, usually more expensive, and are single action.  If you plan on hunting deer, fine.  If you would like to have a rifle for self protection of the home, get an assault rifle.  It doesn't have to be a full auto machine gun, most people would waste the whole magazine in one ragged burst.  But a semi-auto assault rifle is legal, and you pull the trigger 20 or 30 times with accuracy before reloading.  They can take a beating, they are smaller than hunting rifles, used weapons are generally affordable if you keep it simple, and ammo is plentiful and cheap. 
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: bryan42 on February 24, 2006, 08:44:38 PM
Shoot the damn thing, of course just not at me.  I do not own a gun nor do I plan on owning a gun but the point is missed.  Go out and do something.  Love your 2nd amendement the same as 1 and 4.  Stick your guns in the air whoot them and yell i love freedom. 

"God damn it, stop reading and moaning, go out and... do something"
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Brisco County, Jr. on February 27, 2006, 11:53:35 PM
I came across this http://www.no-treason.com/Freely/1.php and wanted to share it:

"Park illegally. Smoke a joint. Drain a swamp. Sell something for cash. Buy something for cash. Don't report income. Submit false census data. Buy an unregistered gun. Sell an unregistered gun. Don't license your dog or cat. Piss on your own front lawn. Praise Jesus in front of a Planned Parenthood clinic. Praise free speech on any campus. Ice a terminally-ill relative who begs to die. Marry the person you love without getting a marriage certificate. Blow up a cactus. Chainsaw a really old tree on your property. Encrypt anything. Tune your car so that it sucks gas and kicks ass. Find a Saturday Night Special Assault Rifle and load it with Cop Killer Bullets, then use it to pop an endangered bunny twixt his soft, fuzzy ears. Fuck somebody who wants to fuck you in a nasty, illegal way. Peel out at a red light. Bet on something with someone. Write an email using the terms "auto sear" and "detonator". Burn something without a permit. Drive uninsured while talking on your cellphone. Hoard bullets and good pornography. Light a Marlboro in the mall.

God damn it, stop reading and moaning, go out and fucking do something outside the cattle car-shaped box."



Seeing as everyone else is taking up arms and neglecting the rest of the list, I've decided to drain a swamp.  Sounds like an interesting endeavor.  Afterwards, the hunt for an ancient tree begins.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on February 28, 2006, 12:54:00 AM
Sounds like The Anarchist's Checklist.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Lindsey on February 28, 2006, 11:30:16 AM
I have the porn and the fucking part down.  Actually, I had it down a long time ago.  You do the math.  I've been with someone who lit a cigarette in the mall.  Damn, I need more excitement.  Somebody let me handle their gun!
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: drewflax on February 28, 2006, 11:42:28 AM
I have the porn and the fucking part down.  Actually, I had it down a long time ago.  You do the math.

Unpack that, Lindsey.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Brisco County, Jr. on February 28, 2006, 08:43:04 PM
Well, the swamp is officially drained.  I've turn it into a shooting range.  Enjoy. 

Also, as I was arriving home today, I noticed a census worker knocking on my door.  Not wanting to waste any time, I double parked and rushed up to her.  I informed her of the circus clown, gimp and dendrophiliac living with me, although she should count the gimp seeing as we will be euthanizing soon.  What luck!

And if anyone needs to borrow some porn, I'll hook you up.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: sillyperson on March 07, 2006, 09:54:45 PM
The list is missing a really, really important one:
"get your ass to New Hampshire with the rest of us Freedom-lovers!"

oooh, and check the Freedom Progress blog:
http://freestateblogs.net
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on March 07, 2006, 11:00:32 PM
I have the porn and the fucking part down.  Actually, I had it down a long time ago.  You do the math.  I've been with someone who lit a cigarette in the mall.  Damn, I need more excitement.  Somebody let me handle their gun!

u kin handle mine anytime
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Lindsey on March 13, 2006, 07:12:22 PM
Hahahaha, ha.   :P
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on March 13, 2006, 08:00:23 PM
That sounds like excitement to me!
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Lindsey on March 13, 2006, 09:36:02 PM
At the time I was looking at the O RLY owl website, and there's one that says that.  I thought it was a better response than "ACE FRLY" or "LOLDEAD"   8)
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on March 13, 2006, 10:20:33 PM
I just went there. I totally don't get it. Is that a high school thing?
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Lindsey on March 13, 2006, 10:22:57 PM
It's some random internet thing.  I'm not really sure.  I just thought it was funny because I made all those a pictures slideshow screensaver on my friend's mom's computer.  I have a tendency to insert random, odd pictures on her computer.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on March 13, 2006, 10:27:31 PM
I'm sure she appreciates that. If I found a bunch of pix of those creatures (don't even look like owls) on my computer, I would go Coo Coo. I mean Who-Who.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Lindsey on March 13, 2006, 10:29:25 PM
Well, before the owls, I made this her desktop:

(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/llbsb4ever/sANCHEZ.bmp)

Yes, I named him myself.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on March 13, 2006, 10:33:16 PM
Well, before the owls, I made this her desktop:

Yes, I named him myself.

Kewl. That's the kung fu guru from Kill Bill 2, reincarnated!
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Lindsey on March 13, 2006, 10:42:01 PM
Eh, I did a GIS and found it already photoshopped, I just added the Sanchez part.   :lol:

But it freaked her the fuck out, which was the entire purpose.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on March 13, 2006, 10:46:08 PM
Eh, I did a GIS and found it already photoshopped, I just added the Sanchez part.   :lol:

But it freaked her the fuck out, which was the entire purpose.

That is definitely the effect it would have on me.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: yamnuska on March 13, 2006, 11:22:21 PM


 If you ever buy pot seeds keep half and plant those in government flower beds and in the yards of your local anti-drug czar. I would love to see a billionaire seed the country from a plane, have fields and fields of wild pot growing across the land.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Brisco County, Jr. on March 13, 2006, 11:33:33 PM


 If you ever buy pot seeds keep half and plant those in government flower beds and in the yards of your local anti-drug czar. I would love to see a billionaire seed the country from a plane, have fields and fields of wild pot growing across the land.


Wow.  There should be a special award for an idea like that.  Probably is.  Applause.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on March 13, 2006, 11:43:50 PM
Maybe George Soros would consider it.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Brisco County, Jr. on March 13, 2006, 11:54:23 PM
Maybe George Soros would consider it.


Or, maybe someone could start an underground fund drive.  Maybe NORML and High Times would sponsor it.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Lindsey on March 17, 2006, 08:30:18 PM
Wouldn't that be kind of incriminating?
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on March 17, 2006, 11:38:12 PM
Not if you used a stealth glider.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: libertylover on March 18, 2006, 12:18:09 AM
Actually the best way to seed the nation would be to mix the seed in with bird feed.  Scatter that and were ever the bird flys and eventually poops the seed will grow.  Not all seeds will be digested and many end up ready to germinate in the bird excrement.  Also who would suspect someone who is feeding birds in a park?
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on March 18, 2006, 12:21:22 AM
Actually the best way to seed the nation would be to mix the seed in with bird feed.  Scatter that and were ever the bird flys and eventually poops the seed will grow.  Not all seeds will be digested and many end up ready to germinate in the bird excrement.  Also who would suspect someone who is feeding birds in a park?

In honor of my 200th post, I'd like to say this is a shiny idea.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Brisco County, Jr. on March 18, 2006, 01:08:15 AM
Actually the best way to seed the nation would be to mix the seed in with bird feed.  Scatter that and were ever the bird flys and eventually poops the seed will grow.  Not all seeds will be digested and many end up ready to germinate in the bird excrement.  Also who would suspect someone who is feeding birds in a park?


Your plan is flawed in one way.  After feeding, the birds will get stoned.  And then what do you have?  Birds just laying around all day arguing over who's gonna go to McDonalds.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on March 18, 2006, 01:16:03 AM
Fried birds.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: libertylover on March 18, 2006, 02:35:32 AM
Amature you nor birds can get high off of eating a few seeds.  Go to your favorite birdseed outlet and look at the list of ingredents.  Deactivated Cannabis seeds will be listed on some bags especially any imported from Mexico.  This just means they exposed the seeds to heat so that they will not germinate.  If you know what you are looking at mj seeds are already in birdseed mixes.

BTW I think it is a splendedly shitty idea. :)
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on March 18, 2006, 08:20:27 PM
It history repeating itself? Or is this deteriorating into another Time Cube thread?

http://www.timecube.com
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Lindsey on March 18, 2006, 08:48:33 PM
...
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on March 18, 2006, 08:49:42 PM
...

OK, you've done this before. What does "..." mean?
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Lindsey on March 18, 2006, 09:07:43 PM
It's the equivalent, in this case, of a blank stare and a "What the fuck?".  And it is due to your completely irrelevant Timecube comment, which is highly perplexing.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on March 18, 2006, 11:18:07 PM
It's the equivalent, in this case, of a blank stare and a "What the fuck?".  And it is due to your completely irrelevant Timecube comment, which is highly perplexing.

So is it just irrelevant comments that perplex you, or the Time Cube in particular. If it's the former, I can see I'm going to have a lot more fun here. If it's the latter, I think the following will help:

Nevada's 77,000 ton nuclear waste burial should be made a monument to Scholasticism's evil singularity - contradicted by Cubic Created life, relative to the Cubium dipole atom.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Lindsey on March 18, 2006, 11:22:24 PM
Sorry, I'm totally down with the Timecube.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on March 18, 2006, 11:23:33 PM
Sorry, I'm totally down with the Timecube.

Me too. I think we could make beautiful 4-cornered music together.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Lindsey on March 18, 2006, 11:46:37 PM
What a cheesy line... :lol:
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on March 18, 2006, 11:48:35 PM
What a cheesy line... :lol:

But totally cubular, you have to admit.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Lindsey on March 18, 2006, 11:50:03 PM
All your cubes are belong to us.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: sillyperson on March 19, 2006, 04:54:21 PM
It history repeating itself? Or is this deteriorating into another Time Cube thread?

http://www.timecube.com

That was funny hilarious the first time.

It's just annoying the second time and beyond.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: sillyperson on March 19, 2006, 04:56:10 PM
All your cubes are belong to us.

What the hell kind of obscure reference is that? Is that Frank Zappa or something?
 :P

PS. I read slashdot, so yes I do know the reference. I just think that the only way to know whether something is obscure, is to use the chicken to measure it!
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on March 19, 2006, 05:21:56 PM
Ever seen those cubes of chicken bullion? Makes you think, doesn't it?
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: ladyattis on March 19, 2006, 05:31:35 PM
Only if the timecube is measured in chickens...

-- Bridget
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Lindsey on March 19, 2006, 06:32:30 PM
Which it's not.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Lindsey on March 19, 2006, 07:07:23 PM
I've read that entire site.  Nowhere does it contain anything of the sort.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on March 19, 2006, 07:08:58 PM
Let's end the controversy, here is what Dr. Gene Ray himself says about measuring:

"Apply analytical math to Earth sphere and discover 2 opposite hemispheres rotating in opposite directions - equal to a ZERO value existence."

Note that there is NO MENTION OF CHICKENS!
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Lindsey on March 19, 2006, 08:02:44 PM
Not really.  I just don't see why you're incorporating this chicken reference into half of what you post... :?
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Lindsey on March 19, 2006, 08:25:09 PM
I really, honestly don't think there's anything to understand with regards as to WHY you manage to work it in to everything.  I'm sure there's something to understand behind it, but whatever.  There's absolutely no possible way it's relevant to that many things.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on March 19, 2006, 08:29:44 PM
There is a point.  I'm sorry if you're incapable of understanding.

Not sorry enough to explain?
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Lindsey on March 19, 2006, 08:45:52 PM
That was probably his way of calling me stupid.  Unfortunately, I don't qualify for the stupid category.  I do fit into "I don't give a flying fuck" for 200 though.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: mbd on March 19, 2006, 09:02:24 PM
I totally cubed your chicken.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: Lindsey on March 19, 2006, 09:27:31 PM
You're all fucked in the mind.
Title: Re: "Do Something"
Post by: libertylover on March 19, 2006, 11:43:39 PM
You're all fucked in the mind.

As well as other places  :D