Seriously your local pigs will send me back to Europe for protesting even with a green card?!!!!
Not only will they send you back to Europe, but they'll send you to your country of citizenship, possibly via a circuitous route. If that country happens to be in Europe, than Europe it shall be. Probably. Eventually.
You might spend several months in a detention center while they process your identity. Some of those months might be in Europe, as well.
Are we exactly sure where Eastern Europe starts and Western Asia begins, these days? I don't wanna make undue promises.
Are you familiar with the Black Sea?