2010-10-15 Friday

[dalebert]

Obama administration appeals gay marriage ruling
On a related note, I will posit why allowing gay marriage is not an expansion of government.  It's actually a reduction in government.

5 Popular Safety Measures That Don't Make You Any Safer by Robert Evans at Cracked.

[alaric89]

Obama is trying to piss off his base? Why are statist generally anti gay? Why are so many gays Democrates? How does a Anarchist defend state marriage and not get his membership card revoked? Will we soon have Minarchism in yer head? Why does Alaric suddenly sound like pizzly? How does a minarchist respond to Stefan's "Dr. Minarchist" argument? If I ever met the guy, and I explained that we would need a generation of people educated to live and love liberty and cherish the NAP before anarchy could work, would he get mad if I called him "Steve"? Would the audience laugh if I said "Look Stevie boy...you don't mind if I call you Steve do you? If Dale did some new description of cannibalism from Germany on tonight's freetalklive would Ian's head literally expload? Will the Anarchist collectively have a tizzy fit when Dale confesses his statist feelings on marriage? What does a collective anarchist tizzy fit look like? Do they have some sort of synchronisation? Do Gay Anarchist who suddenly are split over the marriage issue have a synchronised head exploding tizzy fit that resembles a off Broadway Cats number? Will gay marriage make us safer? Are there 5 reasons this is so? Will the collective BBS community throw together funds to create the Gay Porn Movie "Hot Meat With Beans!" just to have Dragline in the "Title craftsmen " section of the credits? Will Draglines Friends bust his balls if his name appears in the credits of a gay porn film? Will anyone actually read all the way through this bullshit? Will anyone realize I randomly wrote stupid questions to fill up the block? Will people be annoyed on the pointlessness of the thing? Wasn't Robert Evens a famous movie producer?

[dalebert]

Will the collective BBS community throw together funds to create the Gay Porn Movie "Hot Meat With Beans!" just to have Dragline in the "Title craftsmen " section of the credits? Will Draglines Friends bust his balls if his name appears in the credits of a gay porn film?

I have another one that's been eating at me.  Does anyone else envision a line of drag queens doing a burlesque show when they see "Dragline" (kind of like A Chorus Line).

[anarchir]

Why oh why are so many Cracked.com articles read on FTL these days? I've ALREADY READ THEM.

[dalebert]

Why oh why are so many Cracked.com articles read on FTL these days? I've ALREADY READ THEM.

You realize that means we're choosing good stuph, right?  I mean, we could try to find only articles that nobody's read, but they're probably unread for a reason.

[anarchir]

Why oh why are so many Cracked.com articles read on FTL these days? I've ALREADY READ THEM.

You realize that means we're choosing good stuph, right?  I mean, we could try to find only articles that nobody's read, but they're probably unread for a reason.

I can read the article in 5 minutes, or I can listen to FTL go over half the article over 3 hours.

[BonerJoe]

or I can listen to FTL go over half the article over 3 hours.

lol

[dalebert]

I can read the article in 5 minutes, or I can listen to FTL go over half the article over 3 hours.

Well sure, but we're expounding on the ideas.  The technical term here is added value.
   You know how you have the old Glade air freshener that just sits there on your end table.  Then you have the Glade plug-in that gets supercharged with electricity.  Or like when you have the old Clash of the Titans with giant scorpions.  But then the new Clash of the Titans comes out and the scorpions are like 3x as big making the movie 3x as good, and then with 3D, that's like 9x as good as the old movie.

[anarchir]

I can read the article in 5 minutes, or I can listen to FTL go over half the article over 3 hours.

Well sure, but we're expounding on the ideas.  The technical term here is added value.
   You know how you have the old Glade air freshener that just sits there on your end table.  Then you have the Glade plug-in that gets supercharged with electricity.  Or like when you have the old Clash of the Titans with giant scorpions.  But then the new Clash of the Titans comes out and the scorpions are like 3x as big making the movie 3x as good, and then with 3D, that's like 9x as good as the old movie.

Except its like I'm waiting for the scorpions and every now and then one runs by, sometimes in 3D, sometimes now, and frequently punctuated by commercial breaks.