PorcFest 2012

[Laetitia]

I'm terribly curious who I'll get to meet IRL this summer.

[Defendant]

This thread looked sad, so I'll say Hi. 

Hi.

I'm not attending, but if I did, you'd be drinking a shot of Tequila, mofo.

[Diogenes The Cynic]

I wish I could. It would be awesome to meet everyone, but alas, I can't afford it.

[Laetitia]

This thread looked sad, so I'll say Hi. 

Hi.

I'm not attending, but if I did, you'd be drinking a shot of Tequila, mofo.

Thanks - it's been supplanted by the "BBS users who are coming to PorcFest" - and that's okay with me.

Sorry you won't be there. I'd gladly drink a shot of tequila* with you. I think there will be a good number of folks that are there simply to enjoy the fellowship of like-minded folks in a woodsy setting, not just the high drama porcupines, but I understand your reasons for not making the trip.

*As long as said tequila was obtained in a manner which followed the Rogers Campground rules. (to touch on the discussion from the other thread.) I'm all for unlicensed manicures and breakfast sandwiches, but I don't recall there being anything about those activities in the campground policies I agreed to.

[Defendant]

Of course you could bring a bottle of liquor.  Don't be a sillyhead.

In fact, you should make delicious jello shots.  I'm sure a great number of people would find jello refreshing, and gladly pay a few bucks for a sample.

This is what we, in the universe of adults, would call a "hint".

My lawyer, Johnny Cochran, who sits besides me at all times doing massive bong hits, advises me to tell you, this is purely conjecture, and should not be construed as "advice".

He also says, he's not licensed to dispense legal advice in either State, because he is deceased, which renders his license to practice law technically invalid.  But he was never licensed neither here nor there, so it's a moot point.

  
He says to break it down for ya.  150 shots a day, three bucks each.  Big ones, no need to be stingy.  Thats three grand, from about $200 in vodka.

Fair warning, he is a superfly pimptastic motherfucker.  Your results may vary, if you were to take that ball and run with it.

Van Halen - Fair Warning - Mean Street

[Laetitia]

Of course you could bring a bottle of liquor.  Don't be a sillyhead.

Of course I'm BYOB-ing. I'm not sure I could spend that much time with my children without a bottle or three.