Fucking. Yes or No?

[mikehz]

I am fond of the sport, as least as far as women goes. Can't say about men, and I'm too old to try now.

[Turd Ferguson]

........ and I'm too old to try now.

Not if THESE GUYS have anything to say about it.......

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[Fred]

STFU.  I'm pretty well sold on the cat myself...

[Defendant]

I did what I could to pull the thread/poll back on topic.
May have just managed to kill it instead.

No, actually, you (helped) rekindled my love for women.  I would appreciate it if you threw your two cents into my stupid-ass threads any old time you want.  You're always welcome to include yourself.

Not that I was about to tip over into man-on-man stuff.  

I just think its refreshing to hear a woman's opinion that isn't all "girly".

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Heres my opinion..

I like women.  I like "making love", and all that crap.

And I like fucking, too.  I think theres a time for both.  

I haven't "made love" to a woman in a really long time.  I fucked a buncha chicks, here and there.  

If I had to crystallize my thoughts, I think I'd like to fuck a chick I'm in love with.

[d_goddard]

I haven't "made love" to a woman in a really long time.  I fucked a buncha chicks, here and there. 

Been there. Dear lord. Been there.
In the dark night of the soul the flesh can provide some temporary fleeting solace... but the soul's demands trump those of the flesh, in the end.

I'd like to fuck a chick I'm in love with.

There's nothing better.
Fucking a woman while you make love with her, and she does the same with you.
Makes me think there might actually be a God.

Make it a priority, Brasky. Find a woman you can fuck... and love.
I have suggestions which I will not post here. PM me.

[Defendant]

I have suggestions which I will not post here. PM me.

Okey-dokey, smokey.

[Turd Ferguson]

Theres nothing wrong with mail order brides.

[Defendant]

Theres nothing wrong with mail order brides.

I'll have to check my account, but I think all I can afford is one of those big burly Polish thuggy lookin' women, with a hairlip. 

I want a sassy Italian chick, like in the Fiat commercial. 

I guess it costs a lot more for the kidnappers to go over the Alps.

[Turd Ferguson]

Theres nothing wrong with mail order brides.

I'll have to check my account, but I think all I can afford is one of those big burly Polish thuggy lookin' women, with a hairlip. 

I guess that would only come in handy if you were a farmer that had alot of back-breaking chores needing attention. Plus, Polish food is kinda bland and boring, so her cooking for you would be out of the question too.


Carry on.

[Defendant]

I keep forgetting to go down to the Japanese hibachi restaurant and have a few beers. 

That would double-satisfy my adoration for bartenders and Japanese chicks. 

I could get hammered up and ask them to teach me dirty words. 

Plus, they walk right past my house to and from work, they have a bunch of 'em living in an apartment up around the corner from me.

I could see me getting in a Bruce Lee style fight with all their brothers under my street light, out front.  They'd be doing all these complicated backflips in a circle, howling like hyenas.  Then Master Wu would come leaping out of the shadows, yell at them all, and present me with his finest daughter. 

And I would say "No, Master Wu, I must sample them all!"  And being wise and worldly, he would have to agree.  I would carefully consider the positive attributes of all his fine maidens as I rake the sand of my Zen garden, where we would smoke long wooden pipes of opium as he admired my cat.  Only then would I tell him I've decided which is his fairest and most desirable offspring.   (which, of course, would be the one he first offered, as not to insult his decision). 

It could happen.

[Turd Ferguson]

Just great.

After reading that post, im gonna have this fine specimine of 80's cheeze running through my head for the rest of the night.

PETER CETERA - GLORY OF LOVE

[Defendant]

Thats hilarious, because as I was writing that, I pictured their little apartment building being cavernous inside, with paper walls.

The building itself was a cinderblock thing, like a reeealy long ranch house, and had roll-up garage doors spaced across the front like a muffler shop.

Then some guy bought it, and boxed out the garage doors, and put front porches on each section.  Now it's apartments.

It was actually a pretty slick way to fix up that building.