who the heck is THIS fat homely bitch?

[darcgun]

http://www.freetalklive.com/images/rissy.jpg

Fat women don't need lovin'.  They only need to be laughed at.

[AntonLee]

[Alex Libman]

You don't mess with rissy.jpg!  The shrine isn't just there to inflate Ian's ego, dontchyaknow, it's out testament to the sacred dignity of womankind and womanly woomanhood!  Those chicks are under our protection!

So apologize!  Now!  Don't make me spend $50,000 to bypass the privacy laws to get your real-world identity (which might not even work), and another $50,000 to hire a couple of big strong Ukrainians to come over your house and make you apologize to the lady (with or without your ribs sticking out of your third vagina)!

Chivalry is very expensive nowadays...

I don't have this kind of loose cash at the moment, but you better hope I don't win the lottery (or something) tomorrow, because if I do...     

[Zhwazi]

It actually took me two whole seconds to realize that it wasn't a few moldy pieces of bread. Wow.

[darcgun]

You don't mess with rissy.jpg!  The shrine isn't just there to inflate Ian's ego, dontchyaknow, it's out testament to the sacred dignity of womankind and womanly woomanhood!  Those chicks are under our protection!

So apologize!  Now!  Don't make me spend $50,000 to bypass the privacy laws to get your real-world identity (which might not even work), and another $50,000 to hire a couple of big strong Ukrainians to come over your house and make you apologize to the lady (with or without your ribs sticking out of your third vagina)!

Chivalry is very expensive nowadays...

I don't have this kind of loose cash at the moment, but you better hope I don't win the lottery (or something) tomorrow, because if I do...     

heh.  So you let the comments of someone you don't know affect you?

Run along to mommy cos you need coddling.

[AntonLee]

funny you mention mommy because you've yet to let go of the titty yourself.  Keep on milking you fuckin' socialist pos

[BonerJoe]

http://www.freetalklive.com/images/rissy.jpg

OMG, it's my long-lost sister.

[BonerJoe]

It actually took me two whole seconds to realize that it wasn't a few moldy pieces of bread. Wow.

http://www.ktfgallery.com/artists/john_isaacs/

[DogCow]

rissy.jpg looks like your average FTL listener.  She's not a model nor is she deformed.  Just like all of us.  If I lived in Oregon I'd love to have her as my girlfriend.  Well... she's  a little too young, but why not.  There's nothing wrong with her.

Why is her car levitating at shoulder level?

[Lindsey]

rissy.jpg looks like your average FTL listener.  She's not a model nor is she deformed.  Just like all of us.  If I lived in Oregon I'd love to have her as my girlfriend.  Well... she's  a little too young, but why not.  There's nothing wrong with her.

Why is her car levitating at shoulder level?

Do not use logic.

Also, I hate to say this...but I think the car is at shoulder level because she's uhh...on her knees.   

[Alex Libman]

Maybe her car is being towed for not having a rear license plate?

[Porcupine_in_MA]

Shes been chopped off at the knees at some point.

[AntonLee]

rissy.jpg looks like your average FTL listener.  She's not a model nor is she deformed.  Just like all of us.  If I lived in Oregon I'd love to have her as my girlfriend.  Well... she's  a little too young, but why not.  There's nothing wrong with her.

Why is her car levitating at shoulder level?

Do not use logic.

Also, I hate to say this...but I think the car is at shoulder level because she's uhh...on her knees.   

this

[Taors]

She's cute. She doesn't look much different from Lindsey.

[kalmia]

rissy.jpg looks like your average FTL listener.  She's not a model nor is she deformed.  Just like all of us.  If I lived in Oregon I'd love to have her as my girlfriend.  Well... she's  a little too young, but why not.  There's nothing wrong with her.

Why is her car levitating at shoulder level?

no legs