Any of you Shriners single?

[Lindsey]

I'm about to join a convent. 

[bonerjoe]

I'm about to join a convent. 

At least you'll get some hot lezbo action.

[Lindsey]

I'm about to join a convent. 

At least you'll get some hot lezbo action.

Nah.  I'm going to focus my energies on doing the work of the Lord. 

[Puke]

Nah.  I'm going to focus my energies on doing the work of the Lord. 

Killing Muslims?

[Lindsey]

Nah.  I'm going to focus my energies on doing the work of the Lord. 

Killing Muslims?

No.  That's the work of the U.S. government. 

[Puke]

Oh right, burning witches is the work of the lard.

[Lindsey]

I'm single but I'm not in the shrine.  Sad, sad day for me

Bad idea.

She's not serious. She's a friend of mine, just teasing me for my shrining.

Pfft.  You can't even see your boobs in the picture.  Congratulations, you've succeeded.   

[Lindsey]

I'm single but I'm not in the shrine.  Sad, sad day for me

Bad idea.

She's not serious. She's a friend of mine, just teasing me for my shrining.

Pfft.  You can't even see your boobs in the picture.  Congratulations, you've succeeded.   

Yeah, but I don't really have boobs. ..If I had big boobies, I probably would have rocked the cleavage.

Sheeeeeeeeeit.  Even I wish mine were bigger.  It would mean more back pain, but hey...!  Nothing wrong with little ones.  You can probably wear a lot of things that girls with bigger boobs can't, and you don't risk knocking yourself out when you try to run.   

[Lindsey]

A friend/co-worker and I were shopping tonight, and we went in to Victoria's Secret.  I said "You wanna see something funny?" and then proceeded to pick up what I later discovered was a B cup and hold it against my boob.  It failed.  We laughed. 

[Soundwave]

Why Val? I love my b-cup breasts!

[Lindsey]

Most of the time I wish for larger ones.  I was hauling some boxes back through a stock room the other day though, and I had to squeeze past these two shelf thingies, and it really hurt my boobs to get in between them.  It's times like those when I wish I had smaller ones. 

[Elitist Bitch]

I like my B-cup breasts as well.  I'm tall and thin and I'd look funny with breasts any bigger than I have.

[Ed]

I like my B-cup breasts as well.  I'm tall and thin and I'd look funny with breasts any bigger than I have.

You just gave me a hilarious mental image.

[Lindsey]

I like how the guy who posted this topic hasn't been active since.   

[Puke]

Wow, this thread turned into a segment from The View!