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BonerJoe

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What was the shortest time you ever took a shit in?
« on: October 12, 2009, 07:50:19 PM »
I just took one in a minute thirty. I feel proud.
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Changed My Mind

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Re: What was the shortest time you ever took a shit in?
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2009, 08:36:20 PM »
3 minutes.  You got me beat.  That was after sloppy joes too, they came out the way they went in.
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Re: What was the shortest time you ever took a shit in?
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2009, 08:50:49 PM »
seconds, single digit, often
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Re: What was the shortest time you ever took a shit in?
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2009, 09:25:30 PM »
The time starting from when you get your pants off?

If so, does shitting your pants count as 0 seconds?
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BonerJoe

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Re: What was the shortest time you ever took a shit in?
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2009, 09:26:35 PM »
From pants off till wiping is completed.

I'm gonna have to disqualify accidents.
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Re: What was the shortest time you ever took a shit in?
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2009, 11:01:36 PM »
Quote from: BonerJoe on October 12, 2009, 09:26:35 PM
From pants off till wiping is completed.

Is that pants being unbuttoned/unzipped, pants hitting ankles, or ass-cheeks touching seat?

There's gotta be rules to this sort of thing, otherwise there'd be anarchy.
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BonerJoe

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Re: What was the shortest time you ever took a shit in?
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2009, 11:02:51 PM »
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Re: What was the shortest time you ever took a shit in?
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2009, 01:57:12 AM »
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Re: What was the shortest time you ever took a shit in?
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2009, 02:32:49 AM »
I'm pretty quick, and I take rather big shits. I mean, seldom do I not break 'em up or plunge.
I think people who sit there forever have problems, I mean I get through with mine right away...no time to read anything. If they don't have bowel movement problems then perhaps they make up the excuse that they are doing business when they really just want to relax.

TMI?  Seems on subject to me.
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Re: What was the shortest time you ever took a shit in?
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2009, 04:35:37 PM »
I don't get slow shitting either.

Unless I'm constipated or something, its pretty much always under 60 seconds including wiping time.
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Re: What was the shortest time you ever took a shit in?
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2009, 11:56:53 PM »
Quote from: BonerJoe on October 12, 2009, 09:26:35 PM
From pants off till wiping is completed.

I'm gonna have to disqualify accidents.
What if you weren't wearing pants at the start?
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BonerJoe

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Re: What was the shortest time you ever took a shit in?
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2009, 12:03:07 AM »
Jesus motherfucking Christ.
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AL the Inconspicuous

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Re: What was the shortest time you ever took a shit in?
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2009, 12:05:58 AM »
I'm on a buckwheat-garlic-soysauce-and-water diet this week, so I'm pretty fast.

But when I'm on a nothing-but-vegan-15-bean-soup diet, oh man...  nanoseconds!

:lol:
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Re: What was the shortest time you ever took a shit in?
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2009, 05:56:37 PM »
What if you were naked to begin with?
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BonerJoe

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Re: What was the shortest time you ever took a shit in?
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2009, 07:36:54 PM »
Quote from: TaimuRaidiu on November 17, 2009, 05:56:37 PM
What if you were naked to begin with?

Oh shut the fuck up.
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