Script of Porcuporn

[alaric89]

This movie must be made.

To start with:
Andy: a guy in a relationship with Shanna
Shanna: a woman in a relationship with Andy


Shanna and Andy drive into sometown NH. A radio show is playing on the U-hauls radio.

Shanna: Turn left.Truck is stuck in forward only lain.
Andy: Fuck!
Shanna: looks up from map and sighs. Oh well.
Andy: Wish you could drive a stick.

[jareltornbu]

Put in some vibrators in there and I am sold!

[Dalebert]

[alaric89]

Shanna: takes out a vibrator I can drive this stick.
Andy looks around as Shanna starts to massage between her legs, since he is driving in a strange place, he decides to ignore her. She wets the dildo in her pussy and then giggles and runs it under Andy's nose. He almost crashes.
Andy: You think this is a motherfucking game?
Andy and Shanna stop outside a wooded area or park. The run a bit out of sight and:
*SEX SCENE BLOCKED BY DIRECTOR AND ACTORS*
After sex scene, as they are getting dressed they are approached by a MILF wearing a yellow T-shirt with "Just Say NO to The Drug War" printed on it. She has a gun on her hip and a straw hat and jeans cut off at knee length.

[Dalebert]

Okay, but I just need to know...

how did they find a cat with such a serious look on its' face?

[alaric89]

*New milf shall hence forth be known as Lorie*
Lorie kisses Shanna pushes Andy away. Evidently she only does girls for now.
Lorie: How did they find a pussy with such a serious face?
*SEX SCENE BLOCKED BY DIRECTOR AND ACTORS*
After both chicks cum Andy finally gets it up.
Andy: Okay but I need to know, what am I going to do with this?