JUST PUT FALLOUT 3 IN THE DISC TRAY!

[Mort]

ITS STARTING! SWWEEETT! I'VE WAITED FOR LIKE 8 YEARS FOR THIS! It had better be good.

[Mort]

ITS STARTING! SWWEEETT! I'VE WAITED FOR LIKE 8 YEARS FOR THIS! It had better be good.

A BOY! ITS A BOY! WE'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY KATHERINE!

[Russell Griswold]

You sound very excited.

[Mort]

You sound very excited.

Dude its been so long, the first 2 were so good, and this one is shaping up to be just as creative and masterly as the first two! Remains to be seen, sorry, right now I have to walk to daddy. (I'm a year old now)

[Russell Griswold]

I still have a 16-Bit Sega Genesis. 

[Alex Libman]

I hope it doesn't have any mutilated cats in it, or any abstract pixelated imagery that might look like a mutilated cat, or else our psychopathic friend here might go berserk and start killing people IRL...

[Taors]

I hope it doesn't have any mutilated cats in it, or any abstract pixelated imagery that might look like a mutilated cat, or else our psychopathic friend here might go berserk and start killing people IRL...

I'll assume you've never played Fallout.

[Alex Libman]

No.  Who has time for games anymore?

Why, does the plot line involve deranged mutant cats whose guts keep "falling out"?

[Andy]

Cool. I wish I had a disc tray.

[Alex Libman]

There's always hope through plastic surgery!

[Mort]

WTF DUDE? I have to follow my dad all the way back to Rivet City?! Fucking bullshit!

[bakerbaker]

ha.ha.ha.

[JWI]

I still have a 16-Bit Sega Genesis. 

If that makes you sad I'll buy it.  I've got every system back to the Atari 2600, but extras can't hurt.

Is that Genesis the big first generation or the smaller one?

[Russell Griswold]

I still have a 16-Bit Sega Genesis. 

If that makes you sad I'll buy it.  I've got every system back to the Atari 2600, but extras can't hurt.

Is that Genesis the big first generation or the smaller one?

Nah, dude, it doesn't make me sad. 
It's the 1st generation.

It looks just like this one:

[Alex Libman]

... I've got every system back to the Atari 2600 ...

Packrat!  That's right, I'm a MatMin-5 and I'm holier than thou! 

You can't be a tax resister if you're sitting there thinking, "oh noes, the government will take away my beloved Atari 2600, boo hoo hoo hoo"!  Be a man!  Get rid of that junk!  Get an emulator!  A laptop / cellphone is all you need.  Beyond that - the things you own end up owning you! 

(IMHO)