When was this??? Was it your birthday recently???
I really dont give a shit about my own birthday, so I tend to project that on other people, which is evident by the fact that I coulda spent about 20 seconds to check your Facebook page to see when your birthday was, instead of asking you here. Just to give you an idea of how little effort I put into remembering peoples birthdays, my brother in S. Korea has to call me every year to remind me to call my own mother to wish her a happy birthday. Thats his only job concerning me. If other people are into their birthdays though, I always like to wish them a pleasant one, if they remind me of the event in advance. Its just the respectful thing to do.
So in short, what im trying to say, without sounding like an uncaring asshole, which I am not, is, fuck your birthday and mine too for that matter, but I hope it was a good one nonetheless, if in fact it was your birthday today, or recently.
Sincerely,
Mike Q
EDIT: Just checked it out and realized whos birthday it is.
Now I feel like an asshole.
"KSSSSSCCCCHHHTTT, ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT, ABORT MISSION........... OVER!!"