fuck this time zone & fuck these tiny ass roads

[Alex Libman]

Blehhh...  Fried junk-carbs covered with a sauce based on oil and egg yolks - it would be difficult to come up with a more unhealthy foodstuff if I tried!  And, amazingly, they think we Americans are ones who aren't earing right!  Bloody humbug!

[Robin]

German spicy mustard = WIN!!

German Mayo on fries = DOUBLE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Mayo on fries is a British thing.

home made mayo that is made by actual German people is by default German

 

[yamnuska]

The only thing I like about authentic German cuisine is the rye bread.  Aside from that it's mostly congealed animal fat, starchy or Überverkocht vegetables, and beer.

Jewish Rye is the best bread IMO.  SOOO bomb for Texas Toast which I make religiously to my own constantly evolving recipe.

That said (I know it was a total threadjack, sorry), Most Euro foods to me are bland and boring.  But I really love a good German sausage with German mustard.  The truth is that I always hated mustard until I went to Europe and tried the real stuff.  Now Mustard is one of my favorite condiments.  I wish we could have more bomb mustards here at a decent price like they do over there. 

It's funny that mustard above all things was pretty much my favorite thing about Europe.

To me most American food is boring and bland, most of it's junk food, that's why so many Americans are so fat. I lived in Europe for 5 years, socialist shit hole for sure, hell in Germany you can't wild camp anywhere, stupid. The food in europe though was great, they gave a fuck about what they cooked and how it tasted, all through France, the UK, Italy, it was awesome. Germany had great meat and cheese, almost better than the facist Swiss. Nothing beat Spain though, fresh food, cooked by people who love it. America is great, if you like processed plastic shit, hey, you're in the right place then. The slow food movement that started in Europe is now in North america and things will get better. I'm not talking about the fancy nancy assholes either, all the people who want like basil infused mayo on their organic bison steak with a raspberry and rubarb vinegrette or whatever the fuck those snobs want. No, I'm talking about cheese made down the road, milk that was milked this morning and seafood that just came off the boat, real food, there is lots more of it in Europe than in the US, lots more. One thing I really miss from Europe is the wide selction of beers and wines, america can't hold a candle to it, not even close. There are the clubs to, being able to go out and listen to shit German techno music, see perverted Germans make out, walk home at 6 in the morning puking from the shitty drugs, yea, good times. Munich was a hole, a hole full of rich wankers and lots of gun violence, seemed every night a subway stop got shot up, Berlin was different, lots of clubs , lots of sex, lots of drugs and lots of fun. Why did I ever leave? Oh yea, the fucking government trying to dictate every bloody thing I did, now I remember.

[ForumTroll]

So I see the hormones are working...

[yamnuska]

German spicy mustard = WIN!!

German Mayo on fries = DOUBLE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Mayo on fries is a British thing.

It's a Belgian thing originally, the English like salt and malt vinegar on their fries and they hate ketchup, I've lived in both countries. Belgians make thier fries skinny, the English make theirs thick. However the best fries I ever had were in France, they had been fried in duck fat, oh, delicious.

[Robin]

malt vinegar or skinny fries = om nom nom nom

[Turd Ferguson]

malt vinegar or skinny fries = om nom nom nom

Used to drink the malt vinegar right out of the little packets at LJS's when I used to go there.

Yum!

[Bill Brasky]

I think Germany is nice.  Always ride in the third car of your motorcade, or further back. 

The first few cars usually sustain some front-end damage, so put your least-valuable people in those.  Lawyers in the first car, hookers in the second. 

[Turd Ferguson]

  Lawyers in the first car, hookers in the second.

Agreed on the lawyers.

I dont know what the market is like where you're from, but good quality hookers are like plutonium round here. I'd put them all the way in the back, in a padded Humvee complete with air-bags on all sides.

[Diogenes The Cynic]

  Lawyers in the first car, hookers in the second.

Agreed on the lawyers.

I dont know what the market is like where you're from, but good quality hookers are like plutonium round here. I'd put them all the way in the back, in a padded Humvee complete with air-bags on all sides.

They already have two airbags out front.

[Turd Ferguson]

They already have two airbags out front.

[Bill Brasky]

  Lawyers in the first car, hookers in the second.

Agreed on the lawyers.

I dont know what the market is like where you're from, but good quality hookers are like plutonium round here. I'd put them all the way in the back, in a padded Humvee complete with air-bags on all sides.

Keep all the twats in the front, let them take the punishment.

[Fred]

Kid Rock - Black Chick White Guy

[Fred]

Atmosphere - The Loser Wins

[Fred]

Neil Young - Eldorado (Road of Plenty) ~ UnReLeASeD accoustic Version + vID