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General / Re: There's Something About Ian
« on: July 16, 2015, 11:34:57 PM »I don't mean most annoying or most effective - that would be best troll.
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My goal for 2011 is to own a big fucking boat. Not enough this year to do it, but next year...I WILL HAVE IT.
I'm holding out for a private zeppelin. You can fly over land, and 'zeppelin' is a much cooler word than 'boat'. Therefore, it must be superior.
"Boat" is a catch-all phrase. When you own it, and can live on it, it becomes a yacht. You go yachting, you park it in a yacht basin. You can say snazzy things like "ahoy", and that just beats the balls off any general exclamation. You automatically become a captain and a pilot, and earn respect for losing a limb or an eye, which is generally frowned upon in aviation. Plus, you could name your yacht "Zeppelin".
Bump.
Ahoy.
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General / Re: Extremely Well Researched 3+ Hour Documentary on the Illuminati
« on: March 02, 2015, 11:14:25 PM »4
The Rubber Room - Not Safe for Work / Re: holy shit.....can you say DEATH RATTLE in here?-
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:59:00 AM »5
General / Re: I found out where Richard III went after leaving the BBS
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:45:42 AM »The freemasons are on probation? Awe, you're not so hardass of a moderator after all.
Nonono, I had the Freemasons put *him* on *their* double secret probation.
*shuffles through paperwork*
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General / Re: I found out where Richard III went after leaving the BBS
« on: January 30, 2014, 11:00:15 AM »
I heard a rumor that by the end Brasky said he wasn't even libertarian. Is that true?
Never was a Libertarian. I don't want to be associated with a group that largely can't agree what the fuck it believes in.
Oh, BTW- I banned Archibald because he's Royce, AKA Ecolitan. Who was permabanned, and didn't understand the perma part.
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General / I'm gonna banhammer shitheads who overuse the report feature.
« on: January 28, 2014, 07:16:07 AM »
I don't care why, I don't care who. Unless you're reporting kiddie porn or DIY nuke plans, expect to be fucked with, then banned.
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General / Re: Can you help us test our site's new Reddit integration?
« on: June 08, 2013, 05:49:22 AM »
So, I guess the consensus is that you go ahead and fuck yourself. I'm reall sorry aboot this, Ian, we were all pullin for ya.
No we weren't.
No we weren't.
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General / Re: Can you help us test our site's new Reddit integration?
« on: May 26, 2013, 06:51:17 AM »
No, and go fuck yourself.
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General / Re: Netflix suggestions
« on: March 25, 2013, 03:59:05 AM »Okay, fine, go fuck yourself. Don't watch it.
I'm a few episodes in and enjoying it enough so far. It's important to mention that he's a Democrat so they purposefully avoided the "Republicans are evil and Democrats are for the people" stereotype. In fact, the producer/director/notsurewhat said so in an interview that this was quite purposeful.
His affiliation is a veneer, which I think lends a lot of validity to the fiction. It doesn't matter much what he is. He's a calculated motherfucker.
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General / Re: Alex Jones is an asshole.
« on: March 25, 2013, 03:25:06 AM »Did you know that chemical weapons are now back en vogue? Wasn't that like 10 years ago that it was used as an excuse? The problem with Jones is not so much what he has to say but how he says it. He's been warning about this thing called military industrial complex and it has nothing to do with shyness. Is he insane? Nah, just never learned to express himself in a believable way and more importantly adding proof to what he says. Of course my reptilian friends would disagree with me.
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General / Re: Netflix suggestions
« on: March 20, 2013, 05:31:52 AM »
Shit, nobody even mentions the House of Cards? The flag is upside down, its calling you.. Kevin Spacey is in it. He throws glass ashtrays and tells people to fuck off, he's an important senator.
Spoiler, he kills people.
Okay, fine, go fuck yourself. Don't watch it.
Spoiler, he kills people.
Okay, fine, go fuck yourself. Don't watch it.
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General / Re: Alex Jones is an asshole.
« on: March 20, 2013, 05:20:43 AM »I just discovered an old edition of Psychology Today the other day that had an article on Alex Jones, and they were just shy of calling him a nut.
I was just watching MSNBC today, and they were calling GWB, Rumsfeld, Chaney, and the whole top-tier Bush administration (almost) war criminals. It was interesting to see it on MSM.
Then the gun bill failed.
Later, after some personally interesting shit, Michael Moore was on Piers Morgan, and everything went full retard. Yoko Ono called, said one mirron kil.
Balance restored to the world, I went for a stroll through the interwebs and got B&, so here I am.
So, returning to your original point within, yes, Alex Jones is a dildo, and most psychiatrists would recognize that.
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General / Re: Judge oks truth serum for alleged Colarado gunman, James Holmes
« on: March 20, 2013, 04:59:12 AM »
TELL CHLOE TO BRING THE INTERROGATION PACKAGE
THERES NO TIME <BLINK HARD TWICE>
THERES NO TIME <BLINK HARD TWICE>