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« on: April 15, 2014, 12:29:12 PM »

To celebrate Tax Day, or as I like to call it: "Livestock Awareness Day", I am writing this article to increase awareness of your status in society as a whole. I propose this theory, that the people that believe in the concept of the State look at humans as animals.

There are 3 types of animals: livestock, pets and wild.

Livestock is any animal whose main purpose is to create commercial value. If you are a taxpayer, you are likely this kind of animal. You are worth more than you cost.

A pet is an animal whose purpose is to provide enjoyment and make one feel good. If you are on Welfare or Social Security, you are a pet. Statists feel good about taking care of you. You may provide small value, but you mainly cost more than you produce.

A wild animal is one that is not owned and produces no value for the State. On the free-range human farm called Earth, being a wild animal is a combination of attitude and action. You may pay a tax or 2 or eat some of the State's grain, but you are free if you act free. If you act free and are thus wild, you fall into one of two further categories: majestic or pest. Majestic wild animals are those that a beautiful from afar, ie Gandhi or MLKjr. Pests are those that live nearby. The State will try to domesticate a pest, cage it, or shoot it.

What do you think, are you an animal?
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Re: Animals
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2014, 01:00:09 PM »

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Re: Animals
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2014, 07:17:02 PM »

A communist friend of mine had a pet diabetic once. It was kinda creepy. He had sort of taken in this guy who wasn't his boyfriend and yet he was obsessed with being his personal nurse. The guy could do it for himself, of course, but my friend moved in and took over. He had alarms set for when his blood sugar needed to be checked and gave him his shots. The other guy had totally taken the passenger seat in his own care. You could tell my friend was getting off on having this sickly, dependent person who needed him.

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Re: Animals
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2014, 09:01:13 PM »

I'm a monkey and I like to fling poop at the state.  :P

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