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« Reply #30 on: November 01, 2008, 07:25:21 PM »
Quote from: Lovecraft on November 01, 2008, 07:14:31 PM
Quote from: Lindsey on November 01, 2008, 07:12:34 PM
Mother of Christ.  I just spent an hour at the grocery store.  All I wanted was a sandwich from the deli, but the line was so long that I went and got a couple of other things, and then went back and waited.  I waited for like 20 minutes.  It was horrible.  I spent more time there tonight than I have in the past two months combined.   Shocked

When I lived in Ukraine, we used to wait close to 3 hours in line to get olive oil and bread.

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« Reply #31 on: November 01, 2008, 07:28:52 PM »
Quote from: Mina Murray on November 01, 2008, 07:25:21 PM
Friends IRL with Libman?

No. I'm not "Randian" enough for his standards.

Quote from: Lindsey on November 01, 2008, 07:24:46 PM
I also saw a carton of eggs labeled "100% VEGETARIAN".  Last I checked, eggs came from chickens.   Shocked

They must be made from egg plants.
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« Reply #32 on: November 01, 2008, 07:48:08 PM »
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And the chickens are vegetarian, silly.  (You don't want to know what they feed the other kind.)  Unless it was just a carton of mystery goo, in which case it could be some sort of an artificial substitute.
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« Reply #33 on: November 01, 2008, 07:51:08 PM »
Quote from: Alex Libman on November 01, 2008, 01:44:28 PM
What do you call a retirement home for old gay men?

An ERECTION FREE ZONE!

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Wow you beat me to it.
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« Reply #34 on: November 01, 2008, 08:46:07 PM »
Quote from: Lindsey on November 01, 2008, 07:24:46 PM
I also saw a carton of eggs labeled "100% VEGETARIAN".  Last I checked, eggs came from chickens.   Shocked
"Vegetarian" has come to mean lacto-ovo vegetarian on food labels, and to most people.
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A lacto-ovo-vegetarian is a vegetarian who does not eat beef, pork, poultry, fish, shellfish or animal flesh of any kind, but is willing to consume dairy and egg products.
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« Reply #35 on: November 01, 2008, 09:06:45 PM »
Quote from: AbstractVagabond on November 01, 2008, 02:24:23 AM
Wait a minute. Let me go check.



















NOOOO!!! WE'RE OUT OF BEAR CLAWS!!!!

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Apparently I am the only one who gets this.
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« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2008, 11:36:29 AM »
Quote from: Alex Libman on November 01, 2008, 07:05:14 PM
You could shave, save the clippings, mix them with industrial glue, and build a shack out of them deep in the woods of northern New Hampshire!





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What the hell is a 'boogar'?
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« Reply #37 on: November 02, 2008, 11:47:37 AM »
I shall ask the creative genius behind this artwork, but my uneducated guess would be that it gets so cold in New Hampshire that one's nasal mucus (aka boogers) hardens into a viable construction material, with the spelling changed for "trademark" reasons.  Laughing
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« Reply #38 on: November 02, 2008, 11:50:12 AM »
Maybe it's a booger with the consistency of Agar.
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« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2008, 12:16:22 PM »
Quote from: John Shaw on November 02, 2008, 11:50:12 AM
Maybe it's a booger with the consistency of Agar.

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« Reply #40 on: November 02, 2008, 12:25:30 PM »
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« Reply #41 on: November 02, 2008, 12:28:35 PM »
Replacing all the plaster with 3/8" drywall that will be painted, pulling out the carpet and replacing it with laminate.  Couldn't do regular hardwood since it's expensive and I have 2 dogs who'll tear it up.  Also replacing the ceiling fan with a brand-new chandelier type light.  Hoping to be done with it all in a week or so.
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« Reply #42 on: November 02, 2008, 07:03:14 PM »
Quote from: blackie on November 01, 2008, 08:46:07 PM
Quote from: Lindsey on November 01, 2008, 07:24:46 PM
I also saw a carton of eggs labeled "100% VEGETARIAN".  Last I checked, eggs came from chickens.   Shocked
"Vegetarian" has come to mean lacto-ovo vegetarian on food labels, and to most people.
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A lacto-ovo-vegetarian is a vegetarian who does not eat beef, pork, poultry, fish, shellfish or animal flesh of any kind, but is willing to consume dairy and egg products.

Thanks.  I meant to look it up, but then I guess I forgot.  Now I know.   Very Happy
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« Reply #43 on: November 04, 2008, 02:14:30 PM »
*Ears Plugged*

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« Reply #44 on: November 04, 2008, 02:19:14 PM »
So it's been a year to the day since I took amanita muscaria.

That was some fucked up shit.
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