Heavy, swollen, engorged bags

[alisium]

I want a crovel (crow bar + shovel).



http://uncrate.com/stuff/crovel/

We're used to multi-tools that fit in your pocket, so seeing the Crovel ($85) for the first time was a bit of a shock. Named for its mashup of a shovel and crowbar, the Crovel also serves as a saw, axe, hammer, bottle opener, and more, letting you pack lighter while preserving maximum utility. Just don't let it fall into the wrong hands — if an axe murderer is deadly with his namesake weapon, imagine the damage he could inflict with this thing.

Shovel
Crowbar
Pryer/Nail Remover
Axe
Hoe
Hammer
Serrated Knife
Cleaver
Saw
Machete
Can Opener
Grapping Hook
Chair

That's dead sexy!

I carry this as my EDC pack with a few things.

[Dalebert]

I want a crovel (crow bar + shovel).

DOOD! That has zombie apocalypse written all over it!

[John Shaw]

I was gonna buy a Crovel and then I saw the episode of Doomsday Preppers highlighting his personal survival skills.

He blew his own thumb off at the range while teaching his kids how to use guns.

I am not joking.