The Libertarian Joke Thread

[Dalebert]

How many Union electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four.  You gotta ah problem wid dat?

[Defendant]

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[Dalebert]

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I got it.

[John Shaw]

A highway robber leaps from behind a tree, sword in hand, and confronts a well-dressed gentleman. "Hand over your money," the robber cries. His intended victim says, "You fool!... I'm the mayor!" The robber lowers his sword and sticks out a hand. "...hand over my money."

[John Shaw]

A little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th candy bar, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

The little boy sez, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

The little boy sez, "No, he minded his own fucking business."

[Defendant]

Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "Who led you here?"

Horse says "Some guy, it's not important..  He's gone now."

Bartender says "So, what'll ya have?"

Horse says "Horsedrink.  Thats all I've ever had."

Bartender says "Well, if the guy is gone, and you suddenly have all these new options, why would you stick with the same old shit?  You don't even have to be here."

The horse says "Look, pal.  I'm a horse.  I'm here now, and all I know is horsedrink.  You have any, or not?"

Bartender says "Yep", and pours a big bucket of horsedrink, on the house.

[Turd Ferguson]

Ok, im not even gonna say I thought that joke was funny, BUT when I read the word "Horsedrink" milk came out of my nose.



I dont drink milk.

[Defendant]

Horsedrink makes the whole bit funny, dawg.

Otherwise, it's just an allegory.