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Free Talk Live => General => Topic started by: Bill Brasky on January 20, 2013, 10:00:12 AM
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Never trust a woman.
Never trust a womanly man.
Never trust a manly woman.
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THE KINKS - LOLA - HQ. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD5-JO-muYI#)
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Never trust a woman.
Never trust a womanly man.
Never trust a manly woman.
Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and lives.
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The Kinks IS A FALSE FLAG OPERATION TO DISCREDIT ME IN 1978, WHEN I WAS EXPERIMENTING WITH KEYBOARDS.
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The rabbit hole goes deep.
Is that you, Peter Brady?
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No, it's Bill Brasky, motherfucker.
I thought we were clear on that.
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I feel like I'm standing alone in Iran.
Fuck it.
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No, it's Bill Brasky, motherfucker
Oh.
That was uncomfortable.
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No, it's Bill Brasky, motherfucker
Oh.
That was uncomfortable.
You're goddamn right it was.
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I feel like I'm standing alone in Iran.
Well, you gotta pay your dues.
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No, it's Bill Brasky, motherfucker
Oh.
That was uncomfortable.
You're goddamn right it was.
I don't like being Bill Brasky any more than you do.
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I feel like I'm standing alone in Iran.
Well, you gotta pay your dues.
Doesn't mean I gotta like it.
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http://bbs.freetalklive.com/the-polling-pit/when-you-go-to-purchase-household-leather-or-suede-shoes-throughout-the-internet/msg659747/#new (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/the-polling-pit/when-you-go-to-purchase-household-leather-or-suede-shoes-throughout-the-internet/msg659747/#new)
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A very wise man once said to me, "Dude, to get by in this life, you gotta know where my fist starts and your nose begins"
I said "What the fuck does that mean?"
He said, "Exactly!"
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http://bbs.freetalklive.com/the-polling-pit/when-you-go-to-purchase-household-leather-or-suede-shoes-throughout-the-internet/msg659747/#new (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/the-polling-pit/when-you-go-to-purchase-household-leather-or-suede-shoes-throughout-the-internet/msg659747/#new)
lol
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He's telling you, he'll punch you in the face.
I think that's beautiful advice.
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I have a gargoyle sitting atop my chair.
Its very weird.
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If you knew what was healthy, you'd GTFO of there.
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Never trust a woman.
Never trust a womanly man.
Never trust a manly woman.
Will add these to the list, right after...
Never trust a man. They're all assholes, just to varying degrees.
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Never trust a woman.
Never trust a womanly man.
Never trust a manly woman.
Will add these to the list, right after...
Never trust a man. They're all assholes, just to varying degrees.
You know how they say "Behind every great man..."
That applies to assholish men, too.
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Next rule, never offer to change a tire for anyone.
Ripping the heads off the bolts is far too easy.
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Getting drunk is an excuse for everything but murder and rape.
Getting drunk is not an excuse for anything, but a catalyst for mayhem.
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That's why you gotta pound on the lugnuts with a hammer and socket to loosen up the corrosion first.
They come off fine. Putting them back on, I didn't know they were slightly stronger than Boardwalk Taffy.
Fuck foreign bolts.
Back in my day, when cars were built by men, forged from steel, the threaded lugs would extend from the wheel - through the rim.
Now they have these faggoty bolts that thread into the wheel assembly. Goddamn cunts.
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Read a book once in a while.
...and not Facebook.
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Never bring a young child into a movie theater, unless it's one of those Boy In The Bubble types. Those are ok.
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Never bring a young child into a movie theater, unless it's one of those Boy In The Bubble types. Those are ok.
They make a good shield.
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If your name is Tatum O'Neil, never marry Channing Tatum.
Because, you're gonna be Tatum Tatum. And if you're a big cokehead, like Tatum O'Neil, it'd be weird to hear Tatum Tatum Tatum Tatum Tatum Tatum Tatum Tatum Tatum Tatum, every time you walk into a party.
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Never put cigarette butts in a urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
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Never put cigarette butts in a urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
It makes the ice cubes dirty.
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Next advice-
Be nice when you can, and be mean when you have to.
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Next advice-
When you want to have a nice meal somewhere, go on Superbowl Sunday.
As long as they don't have TV's hanging everywhere, it'll be half-dead, and you'll get good service.