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Title: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 20, 2013, 10:00:12 AM
Never trust a woman. 

Never trust a womanly man.

Never trust a manly woman.

Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Turd Ferguson on January 20, 2013, 01:51:48 PM
THE KINKS - LOLA - HQ. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD5-JO-muYI#)
Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: SeanD on January 21, 2013, 11:03:17 AM
Never trust a woman. 

Never trust a womanly man.

Never trust a manly woman.



Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and lives.
Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 25, 2013, 12:34:34 AM

The Kinks IS A FALSE FLAG OPERATION TO DISCREDIT ME IN 1978, WHEN I WAS EXPERIMENTING WITH KEYBOARDS.


Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Turd Ferguson on January 25, 2013, 01:07:26 AM
The rabbit hole goes deep.


Is that you, Peter Brady?
Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 25, 2013, 01:12:10 AM
No, it's Bill Brasky, motherfucker.

I thought we were clear on that.

Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 25, 2013, 01:15:37 AM
I feel like I'm standing alone in Iran.



Fuck it.



Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Turd Ferguson on January 25, 2013, 01:17:01 AM
No, it's Bill Brasky, motherfucker


Oh.


That was uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 25, 2013, 01:19:13 AM
No, it's Bill Brasky, motherfucker


Oh.


That was uncomfortable.

You're goddamn right it was.

Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Turd Ferguson on January 25, 2013, 01:19:25 AM
I feel like I'm standing alone in Iran.

Well, you gotta pay your dues.
Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 25, 2013, 01:21:07 AM
No, it's Bill Brasky, motherfucker


Oh.


That was uncomfortable.

You're goddamn right it was.



I don't like being Bill Brasky any more than you do.

Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 25, 2013, 01:22:26 AM
I feel like I'm standing alone in Iran.

Well, you gotta pay your dues.

Doesn't mean I gotta like it.
Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 25, 2013, 01:24:15 AM
http://bbs.freetalklive.com/the-polling-pit/when-you-go-to-purchase-household-leather-or-suede-shoes-throughout-the-internet/msg659747/#new (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/the-polling-pit/when-you-go-to-purchase-household-leather-or-suede-shoes-throughout-the-internet/msg659747/#new)
Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Turd Ferguson on January 25, 2013, 01:24:37 AM
A very wise man once said to me, "Dude, to get by in this life, you gotta know where my fist starts and your nose begins"

I said "What the fuck does that mean?"

He said, "Exactly!"
Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Turd Ferguson on January 25, 2013, 01:25:46 AM
http://bbs.freetalklive.com/the-polling-pit/when-you-go-to-purchase-household-leather-or-suede-shoes-throughout-the-internet/msg659747/#new (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/the-polling-pit/when-you-go-to-purchase-household-leather-or-suede-shoes-throughout-the-internet/msg659747/#new)

lol
Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 25, 2013, 01:27:24 AM
He's telling you, he'll punch you in the face.

I think that's beautiful advice.

Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 25, 2013, 01:29:09 AM
<<

I have a gargoyle sitting atop my chair.

Its very weird.

Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Turd Ferguson on January 25, 2013, 01:35:43 AM
If you knew what was healthy, you'd GTFO of there.
Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Laetitia on January 27, 2013, 04:20:27 PM
Never trust a woman. 

Never trust a womanly man.

Never trust a manly woman.


Will add these to the list, right after...

Never trust a man. They're all assholes, just to varying degrees.

Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 27, 2013, 10:58:50 PM
Never trust a woman. 

Never trust a womanly man.

Never trust a manly woman.


Will add these to the list, right after...

Never trust a man. They're all assholes, just to varying degrees.



You know how they say "Behind every great man..."

That applies to assholish men, too.

Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 27, 2013, 11:05:32 PM
Next rule, never offer to change a tire for anyone. 

Ripping the heads off the bolts is far too easy. 

Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 27, 2013, 11:28:49 PM
Getting drunk is an excuse for everything but murder and rape.

Getting drunk is not an excuse for anything, but a catalyst for mayhem.



Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 27, 2013, 11:38:48 PM
That's why you gotta pound on the lugnuts with a hammer and socket to loosen up the corrosion first.

They come off fine.  Putting them back on, I didn't know they were slightly stronger than Boardwalk Taffy. 

Fuck foreign bolts. 

Back in my day, when cars were built by men, forged from steel, the threaded lugs would extend from the wheel - through the rim. 

Now they have these faggoty bolts that thread into the wheel assembly.  Goddamn cunts. 


Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 27, 2013, 11:57:05 PM
Read a book once in a while. 

...and not Facebook.

Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Turd Ferguson on January 28, 2013, 12:51:49 AM
Never bring a young child into a movie theater, unless it's one of those Boy In The Bubble types. Those are ok.
Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 31, 2013, 11:34:47 PM
Never bring a young child into a movie theater, unless it's one of those Boy In The Bubble types. Those are ok.

They make a good shield.

Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 31, 2013, 11:38:44 PM
If your name is Tatum O'Neil, never marry Channing Tatum.

Because, you're gonna be Tatum Tatum.  And if you're a big cokehead, like Tatum O'Neil, it'd be weird to hear Tatum Tatum Tatum Tatum Tatum Tatum Tatum Tatum Tatum Tatum, every time you walk into a party. 



Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Turd Ferguson on February 02, 2013, 02:52:05 AM
Never put cigarette butts in a urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on February 03, 2013, 10:09:48 PM
Never put cigarette butts in a urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.

It makes the ice cubes dirty.
Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on February 03, 2013, 10:11:37 PM
Next advice-

Be nice when you can, and be mean when you have to.

Title: Re: Rules to live by-
Post by: Bill Brasky on February 03, 2013, 10:22:27 PM
Next advice-

When you want to have a nice meal somewhere, go on Superbowl Sunday. 

As long as they don't have TV's hanging everywhere, it'll be half-dead, and you'll get good service.