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Alex Libman

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PROOF THAT BARACK OBAMA IS THE MUSLIM DAJJAL !!!
« on: January 31, 2009, 10:28:34 PM »

OK, so ~2 years ago I was wrong about Ron Paul being the Anti-Christ.  My bad.  Forgot to carry the 1.  But I've double-checked my math this time, and it all checks out:


OK, now you better sit down because you're about to be overwhelmed with irrefutable evidence that the Islamic eschatology is coming true right before our eyes!

The Koran mentions two portents of the coming Day of Judgment:

  • "When a slave (lady) gives birth to her master."  (This clearly talks about a person whose ancestors were slaves becoming the ruler.)

  • "When the shepherds of black camels start boasting and competing with others in the construction of higher buildings."  (What's black and replaces the camel?  Oil!  Who has the highest building in the world?  Dubai!  And other oil states are already planning to build higher: Kuwait, Qatar, etc.)

What else do we know about the Dajjal?

  • He shall be blind in his right eye, which is a figurative description of Obama being a left-wing socialist.

  • He shall obtain an army - one cannot do better than becoming a Commander in Chief of the United States!

  • He shall make war upon Isa (Jesus in Islam), which is what many right-wingers see Obama now doing.

  • He will visit Iraq (as a U.S. commander-in-chief is likely to do), at which time Jesus will return and Imam Mahdi will defeat ad-Dajjal in Palestine. He will travel the whole world in forty days preaching his falsehood but will be unable to enter Makkah or Madinah.  (This hasn't happened yet.)

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(TO BE CONTINUED)
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Re: PROOF THAT BARACK OBAMA IS THE MUSLIM DAJJAL !!!
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2009, 10:33:47 PM »

 :wink: Looks like you caught him!
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Re: PROOF THAT BARACK OBAMA IS THE MUSLIM DAJJAL !!!
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2010, 01:02:49 AM »

This might be another candidate right there...

Black parents... white baby

(Not albino.)

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Re: PROOF THAT BARACK OBAMA IS THE MUSLIM DAJJAL !!!
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2010, 08:40:40 AM »

Why would it be a bad thing if he was a Muslim?
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Re: PROOF THAT BARACK OBAMA IS THE MUSLIM DAJJAL !!!
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2010, 04:49:03 PM »

I don't care if he's a Muslim, but if he's The Anti-Christ - that's just pure lulz.   :lol:
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Re: PROOF THAT BARACK OBAMA IS THE MUSLIM DAJJAL !!!
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2010, 05:40:11 PM »

Black Camels can also be the huge black Benz' they love to drive.
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Re: PROOF THAT BARACK OBAMA IS THE MUSLIM DAJJAL !!!
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2010, 06:34:38 PM »

This might be another candidate right there...

Black parents... white baby

(Not albino.)

 :shock:

If it's not completely made up (and isn't it always?) dad's the most gullible SOB on the planet.
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Re: PROOF THAT BARACK OBAMA IS THE MUSLIM DAJJAL !!!
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2012, 10:09:39 AM »

I have been researching over different matters as well. Apart from the hadith you must have already seen the revelation in luke 10:18.

I believe that the hadith were referring more to the physical cantonement of the dajjal. Have you found anything else yet?
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Re: PROOF THAT BARACK OBAMA IS THE MUSLIM DAJJAL !!!
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2012, 11:58:13 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2012, 12:13:26 PM »

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Re: PROOF THAT BARACK OBAMA IS THE MUSLIM DAJJAL !!!
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2012, 01:02:55 PM »

I hope my comment before didnt egg someone on. Retarded topic is retarded.
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