Libmanian Satanism is the Only Sensible Answer

[Alex Libman]

(For backstory see God R Us - don't worry, libricided threads will soon be... resurrected, eHeHeHeHeHeHeHe.)


The "age of reason" was stillborn, and its rotting remnants are starting to stink real bad.  Virtually all people who claim to be atheists are actually worshipers of the gods of statism, primitivism, romanticism (ex. Ayn Rand), pacifism, etc.  I am the only true atheist I know - and I'm fucking miserable!  This is because all other human beings are weak and stupid, and I am having some serious doubts about whether they can fulfill their Manifest Destiny of spawning off new, more capable civilizations of digital Rational Economic Actors to spread life and wisdom out into the universe!

What human people lack, that is the root of all their problems, is greed - there is insufficient greed to make money, to overthrow evil dictators, to fight for a rational form of government (which of course is no government), to defend Property Rights, to advance science and medicine, to live forever, to build gigantic spaceships... heck, even to reproduce!  Humans can't be rational enough to be greedy enough - whenever we rip off one set of chains they build themselves a new one!  We have to talk down to them on their level.  We have to make up a fairy tale that will get their fat lazy asses off the couch and to try to accomplish something - and I have just the thing.  Behold, world -- I present --

Your own personal Satan!

Me!

With some automation and robotization, of course, cause I can't be everywhere at once.

You can pray to me for free, but priority support and dominatrix services are extra.

Pray for greed, world.  Pray real real hard!  Chastise yourself for failure to be greedy - greedy in material acquisition, in egoboo, in knowledge, in creative trolltributions, in reproduction, in longevity, in rational self-esteem.  Go ahead and fill the void inside your souls with faith, since nothing else will, and I will provide the aesthetic to inspire it.  Satan is the missing link between a Randian hero and yourself!

I shall build a hell to motivate you, to burn you in when you fail - inside of your own mind!

[Alex Libman]

Now, I have some cabinet positions to fill...


Minister of offense:



Ministress of operating systems:



Chief "seven heads and ten horns" engineer:



Minister of automated consumer complaints:



Intern in charge of impersonating me at PR events
(to catch religious nutcase bullets):

[Amazing Richard]

Alex....you seem quick to forget that I am the one that brought you back to life. If not for me, yer fat atheist russian jewish trailer park ass would still be banned, right now. And yet, you have the nerve to talk trash about The Master in yer trolly awards thread.

Let me tell you something, Devil Boy....You better not PM me anymore ....in the attempt to ask me to help you to keep yer threads going. Get used to yer threads quickly slipping into the second page...We are not in the Golden Age of the BBS anymore.

I am yer Master, Alex. And I am a GOOD Master! I wouldn't even ask yer fat jewish ass to lick my long black leather boot, cuz that wouldn't turn me on. So....I'm a GOOD Master.

[Alex Libman]

C'mon...  Can't we all just get along?  We can build a hell big enough for all of us to rule in peace!  Let the market decide who gets to bid on whoevers' souls!

[Fred]

me thinks you're fucked

[BonerJoe]

Here we go again.

[Amazing Richard]

C'mon...  Can't we all just get along?  We can build a hell big enough for all of us to rule in peace!  Let the market decide who gets to bid on whoevers' souls!

I'm sure even the Laissez faire economists will quickly conclude that you are now my property, Alex.

I don't know how you will get yerself out of my contract, Alex. Maybe yer "seastead" method is an option. But, don't run away too far from The Master, Alex.

You belong to me, now. I have procured you.

[LTKoblinsky]

C'mon...  Can't we all just get along?  We can build a hell big enough for all of us to rule in peace!  Let the market decide who gets to bid on whoevers' souls!

I'm sure even the Laissez faire economists will quickly conclude that you are now my property, Alex.

I don't know how you will get yerself out of my contract, Alex. Maybe yer "seastead" method is an option. But, don't run away too far from The Master, Alex.

You belong to me, now. I have procured you.

ummm...*puke?

[Alex Libman]

This is a great economic lesson here.  I keep saying "everybody wants to rule the [under]world, but nobody wants to get hurt trying", thus a truce of Natural Rights emerges.  We can have a stock exchange for souls!  Buy low.  Sell high.

Here we go again.

What, Libmanian Satanism is discriminated against 'round here?

OK...  What if I be your personal Satan in a penguin suit, would that be alright?   

[Brooklyn Red Leg]

Libman, are you fucking retarded or something? Do you sit around saying, 'Boy, how can I antagonize the mods at FTL's bbs and get banned again' when you're not busy eating kale and beating off?

[John Shaw]

Here we go again.

*Shrug*

Ian's bed. He can sleep in it.

[Alex Libman]

Sad that none of you get it.

But I'm resolved not to let that slow me down.

[Amazing Richard]

Libman, are you fucking retarded or something? Do you sit around saying, 'Boy, how can I antagonize the mods at FTL's bbs and get banned again' when you're not busy eating kale and beating off?

What's "Kale"?!?!?

Alex used to do the same shit before they became mods. But then they became mods....and now Alex is supposed to act different!?!??

As far as I'm concerned ...the only real legitimate mods on here is Lindsey, and her very excellent sidekick Julia. Everything else is a god damn pissing contest. That is not to say that I do not like the new male mods, but I will say that these male mods have no business moding..... cuz there is nothing to god damn mod! What are all these mods for....when nobody is fucking posting?!?!?  

Leave the god damn posters alone! Jesus Christ! The lack of posts just means more devastation to the BBS. So...let the people post.....what's the big deal?!?!?

If the "Male Mods" want to flex some muscle...just contact Ian ....and Ian will fix it right up.

Lindsey and Julia are the TRUE mods. It's sad that Julia doesn't come around here anymore cuz she broke up with Ian...or whatever.....But they are the true mods, and I'm sure that the "Male Mods" even recognize this...cuz these female mods were running the show in The Golden Age of this BBS.....when these "male mods" were just posting....just like the rest of us.

All though...I do not have anything against these "Male Mods" ...on a personal level, but if they think they are going to flex some muscle ...and push people around.....then, I'll contact Ian about it.

You "Male Mods" need to recognize that Lindsey and Julia is the model that you should be following...and not allow yer selves to get into bullshit pissing contests.

Will these "Male Mods" listen to me???? I doubt it. And that's why this BBS is destined to reach even lower lows.

[Alex Libman]

What's "Kale"?!?!?

It's a reference to this thread on the Anarcho-Pacifist "NH Underground" BBS.  I do eat a lot of kale as part of my all-out resistance against irrationality and government tyranny.

For a person who aspires to out-"troll" me, you sure don't do your homework, or even follow the links I put into my posts.  Good creative writing takes a lot of effort.  It literally took me 4 hours of brainstorming to come up with the ideas for this thread (some of which will be revealed in later progression).

But then they became mods....and now Alex is supposed to act different!?!??

Sigh...  This used to be a matter of integrity and "I'm right, John Shaw is wrong, here's the logical argument with two dozen back-links that shows it".  It isn't anymore.  Frankly this BBS isn't worth the work anymore, just an occasional short fling for old time's sake.  As far as I know John Shaw is a very good moderator when it comes to all things but me, and I have many other reasons to respect him.  I've actually given some thought to doing something for his film - though, frankly, staying away from people IRL is the most intelligent choice I've made in all this.  I've always been trying to find common ground.  Notice how I stopped "necroing" my epic threads, which I think is silly but John Shaw seems to insist on that for some mysterious other-worldly reason.  In my past few interactions with John Shaw I kept asking him to put down a rational coherent written set of rules for me to follow and justify every point.  He ignored my IM's and threatened to ban me for sending him any more.  So I never know what is going to arouse his anger.  Is this "Free Talk Live" or "Only Threads John Shaw Likes"?  I won't even have a problem if it's the latter, just be clear about it.


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Anywho....  Can we please get back to me trying to one-up Anton LaVey with some 21st century psycho-scifi über-Randian contractualist self-help aesthetical brainstorming? 

[Amazing Richard]

What's "Kale"?!?!?

It's a reference to this thread on the Anarcho-Pacifist "NH Underground" BBS.  I do eat a lot of kale as part of my all-out resistance against irrationality and government tyranny.

For a person who aspires to out-"troll" me, you sure don't do your homework, or even follow the links I put into my posts.  Good creative writing takes a lot of effort.  It literally took me 4 hours of brainstorming to come up with the ideas for this thread (some of which will be revealed in later progression).

But then they became mods....and now Alex is supposed to act different!?!??

Sigh...  This used to be a matter of integrity and "I'm right, John Shaw is wrong, here's the logical argument with two dozen back-links that shows it".  It isn't anymore.  Frankly this BBS isn't worth the work anymore, just an occasional short fling for old time's sake.  As far as I know John Shaw is a very good moderator when it comes to all things but me, and I have many other reasons to respect him.  I've actually given some thought to doing something for his film - though, frankly, staying away from people IRL is the most intelligent choice I've made in all this.  I've always been trying to find common ground.  Notice how I stopped "necroing" my epic threads, which I think is silly but John Shaw seems to insist on that for some mysterious other-worldly reason.  In my past few interactions with John Shaw I kept asking him to put down a rational coherent written set of rules for me to follow and justify every point.  He ignored my IM's and threatened to ban me for sending him any more.  So I never know what is going to arouse his anger.  Is this "Free Talk Live" or "Only Threads John Shaw Likes"?  I won't even have a problem if it's the latter, just be clear about it.


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Anywho....  Can we please get back to me trying to one-up Anton LaVey with some 21st century psycho-scifi über-Randian contractualist self-help aesthetical brainstorming?  

Alex...I don't know how you would define "out-troll"....but if it is anything close to "out-entertaining" ....you know who the boss is, right? If you had my slim body....my quality singing voice....and knowledge of iMovie, and other things that fall into the realm of what I call, "Dynamic Trolling"....then you would have exploited those things too.

But...you are not able to take it to the level that I can....and that bothers you...doesn't it? You may have some fancy stuff like "Kale" to incorporate into yer system, but you cannot do "Dynamic Trolling" like I can do, and that must bother you.