Let's light some shit off up-in-here.....y'know....like the fouff-of july

[DragQueen]

holy non-shit-bangers, boyzn girlz
did any of you peeps even get out of bed on the 4th?
if so.....wha'd u do?
it WAS a fucked up holiday week.....so i cain't blames nobody fo layin' low...
anybody set shit on fire?
wife put fuzzy eye on ar-15/30-30/12 ga contest i set up (with normal safety protocols, of course).....''it's too loud''.....blablabla

[alaric89]

My wife got confused and made me a turkey dinner with a birthday cake.
I would've had to wait for dark to set off any fireworks so that would be in the middle of September there abouts. (over the arctic circle)

[CarlaAJones]

Once due to a bed bug I had to peep out. Don't ask about that incident. It turned out to be hilarious.

[hen567mcb]

I was all day dreaming in my couch then