Joining FSP & moving to NH?

[Turd Ferguson]

1. Dig a giant hole in the middle of the street and cover it with twigs and debris, right before you cross the border to NH.

2. Make sure all your stalkers are following you in their vehicles as you get ready to drive into NH.

3. At the last second, go around the trap you dug.

4. Watch hilarity ensue.



You're welcome.

[Highline]

You just single-handedly solved this problem!  Genius!

[Turd Ferguson]

This is what they pay me the big bucks for.

[EleanorWhite]

Hi all -

Does anyone familar with the Free State Project in New Hampshire think that targets of stalking by groups might benefit from joining and moving to NH?

Yes.

snowdog rules!

Eleanor White

[EleanorWhite]

1. Dig a giant hole in the middle of the street and cover it with twigs and debris, right before you cross the border to NH.

2. Make sure all your stalkers are following you in their vehicles as you get ready to drive into NH.

3. At the last second, go around the trap you dug.

4. Watch hilarity ensue.

You're welcome.

Wish it were that simple.  PI David Lawson, who rode with the stalkers, reports when a target moves, they are handed over to a group of locals living in the new community, who take up where the previous group left off.

Eleanor White

[Turd Ferguson]

1. Dig a giant hole in the middle of the street and cover it with twigs and debris, right before you cross the border to NH.

2. Make sure all your stalkers are following you in their vehicles as you get ready to drive into NH.

3. At the last second, go around the trap you dug.

4. Watch hilarity ensue.

You're welcome.

Wish it were that simple.  PI David Lawson, who rode with the stalkers, reports when a target moves, they are handed over to a group of locals living in the new community, who take up where the previous group left off.

Eleanor White

Yeah, those stalker groups have great organization skills going on sometimes. It would probably be best to get your own group to go around tagging their group somehow so you'll know their whereabouts at all times. Maybe wait up in a tree outside of all their houses, Ninja style, and use those little darts shot out of a blow gun to tag and track them via GPS. Just dont hit em in the neck with it or anything, or they'll know they've been tagged. Sounds like a lot of work, I know, but I've seen it done before with other people I know who have had problems with stalkers of their own. You can do this. Its very plausable, even for someone with little or no experience in such matters. Just get a book on it. It explains everything.


Best of luck,

Turd

[Defendant]

Are the details of this situation purposefully obtuse, or am I fucking stupid? 

Or... both?  Both is an acceptable answer. 

The curiosity of this situation has made me dwell and ponder, and having measured the symmetry of my eyebrows, I have confirmed one is arched. 

I would like my arched eyebrow returned to its normal position. 

[Dalebert]

You can do this. Its very plausable, even for someone with little or no experience in such matters. Just get a book on it. It explains everything.

Best of luck,

Turd

Ur a bad person.

[Turd Ferguson]

I would like my arched eyebrow returned to its normal position. 

You remind me of Belushi right now.


The cool one, not the one who's still alive.

[Diogenes The Cynic]

Elanor. You sound stressed. Take a vacation. By plane.

Its not like they'll be able o figure out where you're going and follow you last minute, right?

Then you can be stalker-free for a few days.

[sandm000]

Is this the group The Watchers, I've heard about?
I thought that their stated goal was "For as long as your kind's been around, we've been watching ... We observe, we record, but we never interfere... Too much of man's history has been lost. When you get through all of life's crap, the only thing that matters is the truth. We want the truth to survive, not a bunch of old wives' tales... "

There can be only one,
SandM000