If Fred Phelps Died Tomorrow

[Diogenes The Cynic]

If Fred Phelps, leader of the Westboro Baptist "Church" died tomorrow, how would you picket the funeral (you can't protest a funeral, like the media likes to believe, unless you are against the idea of burying the dad)?

What would be the most outrageous thing you could say or do to give them a taste of their own medicine?

[Dalebert]

They'd love the attention and see him as a martyr. Better he go out with a whimper.

[Turd Ferguson]

What would be the most outrageous thing you could say or do to give them a taste of their own medicine?

Fill water balloons with your own hot piss and throw them at everyone in the funeral procession.

There are others, but that one seems pretty outrageous.

[Diogenes The Cynic]

I was thinking more along these lines.

[SeanD]

God Hates Homophobes signs.

[Brooklyn Red Leg]

Eh, drink a beer to his shuffling off the mortal coil is about all I'm up for in this day and age.

[Defendant]

You'll notice they don't show up where a whole town would boil over and lynch the cocksuckers.

[Diogenes The Cynic]

You'll notice they don't show up where a whole town would boil over and lynch the cocksuckers.

Where was that because I'm sure everywhere they show up there are a couple of people making nylon neckties.

[Looking from outside]

Get a bunch of huge fake strap-on penises and run a tube through them connected to a big bag full of stale beer and have a bunch of guys and even women wearing those fake strap-ons  and go after the Westboro clan! Phelps doesn't even have to be dead to  use that tactict. In fact, I'd love to do it to whim while that old bastard is alive and well.

[Defendant]

You'll notice they don't show up where a whole town would boil over and lynch the cocksuckers.

Where was that because I'm sure everywhere they show up there are a couple of people making nylon neckties.

The Sandy Hook massacre.  According to various e-media, they were gonna show up there for "Funeral Week".  Then they got told, don't. 

They didn't gamble it. 

Y'see, they are not unknowns anymore.  They could have a bad RV accident anywhere, if the world was pissed off enough at them.  They travel around with a passel of little brainwashed kids.  In other words, a human shield.

But, they, too can gauge the vibe of the outside world.  They probably get harassed by truckers on the open road.  I wouldn't want to be in their shoes if someone conspired to overturn a truckload of kerosene on them.