I Feel Totally Badass When..........

[Diogenes The Cynic]

I feel totally badass whenever I run the stop sign in front of my local police department, and I do it every time.

I feel totally badass when I drive around without my seatbelt on.

[Turd Ferguson]

......... when the stewardess gets to my seat to tell me I need to put my seat in the upright position and I act like im in a really deep sleep and she just goes "oh, nevermind" and moves on to the next guy.